Aaliya, I was in kaftaming, sister. Kuusha and Dabshid understood my kaftan. I hope the sister finds a better way to have a family and children. And of course sperm banks are xaaraan, qof walba waxgaranaayo ayaa og taas.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: MMA & Dabshid, hashoo sperm mushakal eh utuura hee, halmar a set of triplets buc haka soo siisee... On a serious note, siphoningdilemma (qandho magac dheer), don't give up on men just yet...I am sure there is a beautiful out there for you, inshalaah aad wax xalaal ah u dhali doonto...Waa haduu qeyr kugu jiro...Hadii kalena ku duceyso inuu ale kaa dheereeyo...Good luck sis... Igaarkaas safka ku jiro iga horeeyo aa u daaye. Ani waaka retire gareeye, see waaye. Again tabarba ma u haayi, waa isdhiibay waa hore.

Ma awal ayee banjarsanaydna? Xee la dhaqaaqi weysay awal hee.

The pro Somaliwayne unionists were chased right out of town in broad day light. kkkkk Waaba dhoolacaddeyneysaayee, oo dagaaladaas magaaladaas ka dhacay wax caadi ka dhigtee. I don't think it had to do with pro- or-anti anything. Qabiil wars uu ahaa. Cigaal was not more pro or anti Soomaaliweyn than Tuur, Eebba ha u wada naxariistee marxuumada. -------------- Ayuub, without going further into it, you need to know the Soomaali grammar, siiba meesha "aw" and how lagu apply gareeyo. Awkuuku iyo Awkoombe waa maqashay, I am sure. So are Awmaar [Raage Awmaar, though he spells it Oomaar] and Awfaarax. My own great-awoowe was called Awxuseen. It is an honourary title. That is your own Soomaali lesson and what they mean, and how that word is applied without going into far again.

Ani tabar ma u haayi, duqa, ee adiga isbiimeey yaaqeey. Gal safka hore, you never know if you are 'suitable' or not.

What is this? Waqooyi version of wajigiis maka taqaanaa...?

That is why the sperm banks are for you. No hassles needed. In and out, and voila a little cutie or cute baby within nine months. No madax xanuun, either. PS - Want a baby? No pain, no baby. I am sure there are some faaraxs out there who can be 'suitable' of what you want from and in him.

Guess where this island is located at? Antigua? Barbados? Fiji? Bahamas? No, not any of them, but our own Baajuuni Island of Jubbada Hoose. It was probably taken in 1993 by a Talyaani soldier. What a perfect azure island. I hope it is still not spoiled or contaminated by maryooleys yet.

Why are you glad? Hmm...

They are "defended" from liberation of the Xabashi occupation. Wey shireen kulahaa. Dagaal'oogiyaal shiraayo oo hungurigooda u daran dadka difaacaayo sheegayaan. Waxa isku keenay has to do the mass resignation of so-called officials in many degmooyin in Baay lately. Dadkaas ayee rabaan inay encourage gareyaan.

Turaabi wuxuu la soo shirtagay fikrad ah in Islaamka la hormarinkaro! Wuxuu fikraddiisa sal uga dhigay sheeko ay caan ku ahaayeen qaar ka mid ah ururka Ikhwaanka oo ah: xoreynta haweenta muslimka ah. Cilmaaniyiintuna waa qabtaa arrintaas. Iska daa ka hadalka dhaxalka iyo jagada dumarku qabankaraane... Maxaa ka qaldan tan? Dad, not diinta itself, ayaa ku takrifalo xuquuqda haweenka ku leeyihiin diinteena suuban. Dad ayaa allergy ku qabo haween hoggaan iyo wax lamid ah sheeganaayo, ma'ogi inay kalsooni la'aan iyaga ku saabsan mise wax kale u keeneyso.

bulasiyoone iyo rigoore kaste ku gantay nooh... Mayee, shaafto lagu dilay ninkaas iyo xabad xabad gool loogu dhaliye. Haye, Tuujiyaha, adi nooba haddaa ahayn, oo diyeeshe ahayn, oo difaacii dhexda ee jiinkuwahana ahayn, intee ka ciyaartaa hee ciyaarta shukaansiga? Taree geeska mise duwe geeska kale? Maya, sate iyo ote oo weearar iyo difaac ah isku wadaa dheh.

Naag la kala tuuray iyo waxaas la yaabantihiin. "Qoftii aan soo kala waraa" waligin ma maqlin miyaana? Bar iskeerso. Dhar miyaa. Taloow gabdhahana iyo dumarka kale xee iskugu sheekeyaan? "Kii ayaa soo kala daadinaa ee ii suga(?)" Maya, maya, waxee isdhahaan u maleynaa, "Kii ayaa soo kala siib siibaa..." Hilib oodkac xariga laga soo qaadaayo miyaa, wiiw.

Nooloow, Siyaad, nooloow dheh. ------------ Nabay nooma talin Maskax nooga roon Nacabkaa ha jaboo ------------ Aabihii dalkoow, Siyaad Aabihii ummaddoow, Siyaad ------------ Guulwadoow Siyaad Aabihii garashada, geygayagoow Hantiwadaaga waa habka Barwaaqa noo horseedayee Bulaanka baxaya Nuurka biraamaya Dhawaaqa baaqaya Dhamaan isku baaqayaa Waa barbaartii shaqaalahoow Isbiirsadoow Haa, haa Barbartaagan barbarkooda Gayigii kasoo baxaa Kuu balanqaadnay Haa, haa Hantiwadaaga inay badbaadiyaan Kuu balanqaadnay Haa, haa Aaah, ar xasuus aaba na giliseen oo haddee amaan aanan dhab ahayn haddee wax tari lahayd lee -- ar hana dambaajinina yaaqeeyoow dadka dhintay faraha ka qaada. Eebba ha u dambi dhaafo odeygaas waa hore siibtay.

I see nothing wrong wearing a bikini -- of course, as long as faaraxs wear one as well. Just kaftaming. I see money was trying to be a bit sarcastic, but duqa don't mislead the poor girl, especially the suggestion about the hygiene stuff. Xamar markaa aadaaye a few years ago my boorso Dubai iiga reebeen the Jubba Airlines guys, as expected, and the bags had everything of my stuff. Wax walba ku jireen save the two t-shirts, laba jiinis and the camera I learned my lesson to never put anything essential boorsooyinka aadan gacanta ku wadan, siiba diyaaradahaas Soomaaliya aado aanan la isku haleyn karin. Instead of giving priority dadka diyaarahooda raacaayo, they put kuwa ganacsade ah waxee rarayaan Soomaaliya u wadaan. Can you friggin' believe it that same diyaarad lagu soo raray xaraashka maraakiibta lagu keeno? They overstuff it.

Ar kuuseeyaasha maa noo dhaaftid. Yihooy xee kaa galabsadeen? Mid dhulka ku dhagan maa biyo qaboob kugu soo shubtay? N.B. -- Gabar gaaban oo madoow madoow dhalay oo uul ah waligaa ha isku salaamin, xataa mid Islaanimo. Sanifkooda sanka uu u saaranyahay, ma'ogi ficil ee iska qabaan.

G.T. iyo Prince, qoraalka qofkaas soo bandhigay suu u arko waaye. Ani kuma raacsani in uu badalo wixii horey loo micneeye, sida farmashiye iyo jaamacad uu ereyo cusub Afsomaaliyeed ah usoo saaray. Waa wax fiican, laakiin jahwareer lee keenayaan kaliya. Kuwa ereyada cusub ee afka shisheeye kaga haboon in ereyo Soomaaliyeed cusub loo helo.

The news story behind that picture. ________________ ABBOTSFORD, British Columbia - A woman has given birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, making her the province's most prolific mother in 20 years. Proud dad Alexandru Ionce said Saturday that his 44-year-old wife, Livia, gave birth on Tuesday. Their daughter Abigail weighed in at 7 pounds, 12 ounces. "We never planned how many children to have. We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life," said Alexandru Ionce. The couple immigrated to Canada from Romania in 1990 and now lives in Abbotsford, British Columbia. Their 17 other children range in age from 20 months to 23 years old. Ionce said he did not know if the couple would have more children. The family now has 10 girls and eight boys. "We would have liked a boy to be even," he said. "We thank God all of them are healthy and happy." Ionce said the family has received calls from Germany, Romania and England, as well as from media outlets across Canada AP (July. 26, 2008)

Shiirkeyga xaaka rabtaana, Kuusha? At least ma shiiriyoo, niman shiir la'aan iyo gar aan soo bixin ku dhacday jiro oo calaacalaayo ku haayo 'ma qaangaarin u maleynaa wali.' Kuwaas camal inaa ahaado maa rabtay? Yur. Mid aan isku rif rifo oo aan isku xooq xooqana sidii makulaal camal wey joogtaa, mid -- maashallaah -- aan loo gali karin caqligeeda iyo quruxdeeda Eebba ugu hibeeye waaye. Yaa og hee shiirkeyga ee igu jeceshahay u maleynaa.

Ninka micnaha 'time-out' in la baro waaye. Acuudka. Soomaali wax badan waa dhalaan, laakiin hal xaas saas uma dhalin. Hooyo Soomaaliyeed dhaaftay 12 ma arkin, inkastoo 14 maqlay.

Ask the poster, whatever happened to the main Muqdisho stadium, Istaadiyuum Muqdisho? Xabashi ayaa ku xaar xaarto, being their primary base of occupation.

Give kids less sugar, and they will stop being ove-active. What did you base on this, widaayoow? Buuxo has made a little point, though.

Dabshid, it is not qarxis; it is saying and calling as it is. I did not condone, nor did I condemn what he posted. That is not wax i quseeya. I just can't stand istustuska dalac bilaashka ah. If you are against posting friends' private stuff, practice what you preach.

Jacbaro, oh baliis cut the crap iyo istustuska. Leave Abtigiis alone, and he can share whatever he deems shareable. It is not like you don't share your "friend's" intimate details on this forum, either. Wah. _____________ Abtigiis, your wadaad friend seems someone who is sadly ignorant and uninformed. Dad badan ayaa qabo green veins oo dhiigooda saas u muuqdo, isla dadkaan badanaana waa dad midabkooda wada cad. I bet your friend's wife is qof cad, if not aad u caddeyn. Anything more than that is myth.

I do admire Axmed Walad Cabdalle; there hadn't been a UN envoy who is more involved and more concerned about Soomaali people's plight since Max'ed Saxnuuni in early '90s. Will he champion as tirelessly as Maxamed Saxnuuni did in '91-'92? ------------- UN envoy decries illegal fishing, waste dumping off Somalia UNITED NATIONS ( AFP ) — The UN special envoy for Somalia on Friday sounded the alarm about rampant illegal fishing and the dumping of toxic waste off the coast of the lawless African nation. "Because there is no (effective) government, there is so much irregular fishing from European and Asian countries ," Ahmedou Ould Abdallah told reporters. He said he had asked several international non-governmental organizations, including Global Witness, which works to break the links between natural resource exploitation, conflict, corruption, and human rights abuses worldwide, "to trace this illegal fishing, illegal dumping of waste ." " It is a disaster off the Somali coast, a disaster (for) the Somali environment, the Somali population ," he added. Ould Abdallah said the phenomenon helps fuel the endless civil war in Somalia as the illegal fishermen are paying corrupt Somali ministers or warlords for protection or to secure fake licenses. East African waters, particularly off Somalia, have huge numbers of commercial fish species, including the prized yellowfin tuna. Foreign trawlers reportedly use prohibited fishing equipment, including nets with very small mesh sizes and sophisticated underwater lighting systems, to lure fish to their traps. "I am convinced there is dumping of solid waste, chemicals and probably nuclear (waste).... There is no government (control) and there are few people with high moral ground," Ould Abdallah added. Allegations of waste dumping off Somalia by European companies have been heard for years, according to Somalia watchers. The problem was highlighted in the wake of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami when broken hazardous waste containers washed up on Somali shores . But world attention has recently focused on piracy off Somalia, which has taken epidemic proportions since the country sank into chaos after warlords ousted the late president Mohamed Siad Barre in 1991. Somalia's coastal waters are now considered to be among the most dangerous in the world, with more than 25 ships seized by pirates there last year despite US navy patrols, according to the International Maritime Bureau. Some Somali pirates have reportedly claimed to be acting as "coastguards" protecting their waters from illegal fishing and dumping of toxic waste . Ould Abdallah cited the case of a Spanish trawler captured by pirates while illegally fishing for tuna off Somalia in April. He said payment of a ransom for the release of the crew "was done in a very sophisticated manner" with the pirates arranging by phone "to be paid in Macau." The Spanish government said in late April that it paid no ransom to secure the release of the crew of the Playa de Bakio after six days of captivity. But Andrew Mwangura of the Kenya chapter of the Seafarers Assistance Program then said a ransom of 1.2 million dollars (768,000 euros) was paid. On Friday, Estonia urged the European Union to take stronger action against Somali pirates attacking cargo ships bound for Europe, after an Estonian sailor was held hostage for 41 days. On Sunday pirates seized a 52,000-tonne Japanese vessel and its 21 crew members off the Somali coast.