Haddeeba Afsoomaali ku qori karin waraaqdeeda ay isku casileyso ama jagada kaga tageyso -- awalba jagadaas ma u qalmin. Afsoomaali sida loo aqriyo iyo sida loo qoro hasoo barato marka koowaad. Dad madax Soomaaliyeed sheeganaayo haddana afaf shisheeye iskugu gudbinaayo xiriirkooda. Anshax xumaa oo maamus daranaa.

Magacaaga waxaa kusoo xasuustay heesahaa ugu jeclahay mid ka mid ah: *Joogahaan maqan baan ahee Maqanahaan joogaan ahee* Afsoomaaliga waa heersare.

Xamar, its inner spirit, still looks quintessentially beautiful after all what is done to this wonderful city. Specially at the beginning of this clip. The pavements (sidewalks) you see in the initial minutes of the videos is recently rebuilt by dowladda Turkiga. A lot of landmarks ayaa muuqdo, ninkii yaqaanaa yaqaano.

For this self-declared Cuban: Cuban artillery Carlos Orlando, 20, stands with two Somali insurgent soldiers at this village in the [soomaali Galbeed] desert following his capture. Somalia officials said Orlando was part of a contingent of Cubans helping Ethiopia in the desert war on the Horn of Africa. Cuban soldier Carlos Orlando, 20, (foreground with overcoat) talks to reporters here following his capture by Somali insurgents in the war-torn [soomaali Galbeed] desert region of Ethiopia. Ethiopia has denied it was using Cuban soldiers in the war against the insurgents and Somalia showed Orlando to reporters to back up their claims to the contrary.

Ciyaal aa kusoo batay meeshaan xataa aanan garaneynin diifka ka socdo inay iska tirtiraan, xishmadna u geynin dad qadarin istaahilo.

Afar sano kadib maantana waxaa qarax kale oo Xamar ka dhacay ku geeriyooday Dhuub Aaden Jeelle. Marxuumad Qamar Aaden Jeelle oo qaraxii 2009 ku geeriyootay walaashiis ayee ahayd. Marxuun Dhuub wakiilkii dowladii Shariifka u fadhiye dalka Ingiriiska ayuu ahaa. Reerkaan daris guryaheena isa saarnaa ayaa ahayn. Eebbe ha u wada raxmado marxuumiinta dhamaantood.

Muslim ayaan ahay, gaal ma'ihi. Toban iyo lix jir, to me, waa adult qaangaartay waliba goosweyn. Why stop at '18' as an adult? Why not 21, as they make it in order to buy qamriga iyo sigaarka in many places. Qaangaarnimo kuma xirno da' ee waa camal. A 17-year-old wuu ka caqli badnaan karaa a 21-year-old, wuuna ka akhlaaq wanaagsanaan karaa. Same with a 15-year-old ka xishmad iyo edeb wanaagsanaato mid 23 jir ah.

Muslim ayaan ahay, gaal ma'ihi. Toban iyo lix jir, to me, waa adult qaangaartay waliba goosweyn. Why stop at '18' as an adult? Why not 21, as they make it in order to buy qamriga iyo sigaarka in many places. Qaangaarnimo kuma xirno da' ee waa camal. A 17-year-old wuu ka caqli badnaa karaa a 21-year-old, wuuna ka akhlaaq wanaagsanaan karaa. Same with a 15-year-old ka xishmad iyo edeb wanaagsanaato mid 23 jir ah.

Hawdian;984398 wrote: Waarya kaagan Malistar la yidhaaho, Cambullo gaaley ,Falfira, iyo buun dadka shirka jooga ma loo sameyey. Falilfrey fuud aweso isku fuud meel fadheeso ..kadib maangoki aafgooye. bal xasusi helib geel. shirka khair ha noqdo. . Mala yuum qiyama soo dhow wayo reer cambulow baa somali shiir dhib u heshisheen u sameynaya. http://oodweynenews.com/2013/11/habar-gidir-oo-qaadacday-shirka-arimaha-jubbooyinka-ee-muqdisho-ka-furmay/ Haddaa moodeysid cambuulo, galeey iyo bun wax la isku caayo, maangaabnimadaada ayaa dadka tusineysaa. Dhirtaan dhulkeena ayee ka baxaan iyagoo 'organic' ah, muruqeena ayaa lagu maalaa, xoogeena lagu kasbadaa, waana raashiin caafimaad badan, not the imported bariis iyo baasto aad moodid kuwa aad ku faanoysid. Laba jir walba iskaga hadlaayo meeshaan.

Who can be labelled as a 'pedophile' in Reer Galbeedka horta? If 30-year-old man marries a 16-year-old adult girl, he will be called 'pedophile' miyaa?

I actually read this joke in '99. A lot of jokes ayaa aqrin jiray waagaas, including this one and the other infamous one about the spelling of Mississippi and group of Talyaani men bas saaran. Laakiin adigana dhaybar kuu xirnaa waagaas.

Alpha Blondy;984351 wrote: maarin is the same as maroon (dark brownish color), which takes its name from the French word marron. i believe it's called buuni in Af-Soomaali, which probably takes its name from the Ethiopian term for Coffee (Buna). so what's the somali term for brown? Horta 'bun' waa Afsoomaali for qaxwada iyo for seed it is produced from; it is not Xabashi word, but rather an Afan Oromo word, a language that shares many words with Afsoomaaliga or should I say Afan Soomaali. Afsoomaali brown cad waxaa lagu dhahaa mariin, kuwa kalena kafee ayee ugu wacaan. By the way, 'coffee' derives from qaxwo. Saan ayuu ereyga qaxwo isku bad badalay. Qaxwo = Carabi Kahva = Turkish Café = Talyaani/Faransiis Coffee = Ingiriis

Dowladda Qadar, sida tan Turkiga, madaxda Soomaaliya si gaar ah ayee u sharfaan. Dalalka Khaliijka Soomaaliya waligeedba xiriir wanaagsan ayee la lahayd, siiba kuwaan saxarada ahaa waagii hore. Soomaalida ayaa ardeydooda wax u baray oo macalamiin badan Soomaali ah ka qaadan jireen Soomaaliya, gaar ahaan dalalkaas saxarada ahaa ee Imaaraadka iyo Qadar.

Haddaa waqti u heleysid, wada fiirso cajalkaan. Barnaamish heersare ah waaye. C/qaasin iyo Gaboose si fiican ayee u hadleen.

Cabaas, ogoow AMISOM Soomaaliya axsaan walaaltinimo uma joogaan ee waa mashruuc $$$$ ku cun ah. Lixdii sano ay joogeen balaayiin doolar jeebkooda loogu shubaa, hub casrina la siiyaa in the name of keeping Soomaaliya 'safe' from 'terrorists.' Mashruuca Ugaandha ayaa bilowday oo waa la isla fahmay hadda oo saf dheer lagu soo wada jiraa. Ugaandha, Burundi, Kiinya, Siiraliyoon, Nayjeeriya, xataa Jabuuti geeskeeda kasoo gishay. Bishii hore ayaa la qoray tan: Uganda’s AMISOM head, others suspended over corruption The Ugandan military has suspended 24 army officers after it emerged they were allegedly involved in corruption while posted as peacekeepers in war-torn Somalia. The Ugandan media reported on Tuesday, quoting an anonymous military source in Kampala saying the officers incriminated including the head of Uganda’s peacekeeping contingent in Somalia Brigadier Michael Ondoga have since been recalled and suspended as investigations open on the case. The Daily Monitor newspaper said the suspects are being probed for allegedly taking part in the black market dealing in foodstuff and fuel rationed for peacekeeping troops engaging Islamist insurgents in Somalia where some 18, 000 soldiers make up the AMISOM force. With a 6, 000-strong troop presence in Somalia, Uganda has the largest number of peacekeepers under AMISOM whose operations against al-Shabaab are funded by the United Nations and the European Union. Ondonga and 23 other Ugandan peacekeepers were recalled to Kampala following allegations of corrupt practices which were described as detrimental to military operations in Somalia. It was alleged that junior members of the Ugandan contingent were not paid and while foodstuff meant for them were allegedly sold. The Daily Monitor weighed in on the issue, claiming the country’s soldiers fighting in Somalia were fed once every day and blamed theft and the sale of foods meant for them as responsible for the situation. Meanwhile Ondonga’s appointment as Uganda’s military attaché to Kenya has been revoked by President Yoweri Museveni. Xigasho

Haatu;982985 wrote: (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_GB/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk')); Post by Somali Memes . What do you think? I think it's vile. Dad dhaqankooda inaa 'vile' ugu wacdid waa qalad weyn. Waa ciyaar Mushunguli oo Jubbooyinka laga ciyaaro. Saas ayaa Jubbooyinka ku sheeganeysaa hal iyo labana kama taqaanid dadka deegaanka degan iyo dhaqankooda. Ciyaarta Shabeelle u dhowdahay.

nuune;983157 wrote: Guavabanana is your answer to your question inaar. Canuuni has being my favorite fruit after of course Mircood iyo Misqool iyo Murug iyo Dhafaruug & Hobhob Mircood waa u kululaaa. Xamar markaa tagay sanadkaan midka gaariga igu kaxeen jiray ku iri mircood ii soo raadi. Xoogahoo isoo fiiriye asagoo fikiraayo, yacni qof mircood micnaheeda u goysay camal. Waxaa u maleynaa mircoodkii dalka lagama helo waayadaan oo dadkii ayaaba ilooway. Teeda kale mircoodka miro 'seasonal' ah muu ahaa?

Che -Guevara;983222 wrote: Seriously admin, that's name of ACTUAL town and I haven't said anything offensive. Magacee dadka degan deegaankaas ugu wacaan ugu wac: Daafeed.

Raqeey, canuuni iyo isbaandheys ayaa waligaa Toronto ku arki doontaa isma dhaheynin cimrigeyga, iskaba dhaaf iyagoo isagyaalo la gadaayo.

Xirtaan Koonfurta lagama yaqaano, Waqooyiga ayee u badanyihiin. Inkastoo Xamar lagu arki jiray iyagoo ka imaaday Waqooyiga, xaruntoodana waxee ahayd agagaarka Shaneemo Shuun ee Kaasabalbalaare. They had the weirdest fashion sense -- macawiis/hoosgundi suun lagu dhuujiye with kabo kooyo ah oo iskaalso lala qabo, bakoorad/ul iyo shaati weyn. Timahooda lasii daaye oo dhexda jid weyn la mariye. Shan shan iyagoo iskula taagan ama bakooradooda ku taagsan iyagoo taagan xaafadaas ku arki jiray.

Abbaas;982350 wrote: lol @ Gold Diggers, first she was acting like a grown up and at the end she changed the game to tuugsi iyo sirsir. "|Mac sonkor iyo caleenshaah muufo qaleel ku daardaarso."" I like watching his videos,hilarious Pranks Afsoomaali 'golddigger' ku dhehba? Dahabfaagto?

They didn't go on a killing spree against different tribes. That's why when Siad was ousted, had the rebels worked together, Somalia would've had a strong central government right after January 26, 1991. Dadka markee madax yihiin oo la afgambiyo wey iska cararaan oo dalkooda ka cararaan, some naftooda ula baxaan, kuwa kalena dalkooda iyo dadkooda badbaadintooda ugu baxaan. Jaalle Siyaad didn't do neither. Jabhadaha iyagoo kala qeybsan haddana waxaa xaalka sii xumeeye Siyaad Barre iyo ciidamadiisa taabacsanaa hadba soo rogaalcelin jiray, mar ee kasoo duulaan Kismaayo, mar ee imaadaan Afgooye, mar ee Gedo kasoo kicitimaan. Mingistu markuu ka baxay Adisababa toos uu Simbaabwe u aaday. So is Iidi Amiin, to Sacuudiga. Dad quustay ayee ahaayeen, dalalkoodana waa badbaaday. Not Max'ed Siyaad Barre. Diseembar 26deeda, 1990 ilaa 26da Janaayo, 1991, Xamar waala isku dhameeye oo Siyaad waa diiday inuu ka baxo, markii u dambeysayna xoog loogu saaray. Markuu Xamar ka baxayna wali ma quusan oo bilooyin ayuu sii joogay dalka. Mingistu didn't do that. Qof dalkiisa jecel uu ahaa laakiin ma'ogi see wax ka noqdeen. Lataliyaashiis ayaa waalay ama been u sheegay.

Gabadhaan yar isma oga, buun buuniska Reer Galbeedka ayee run mooday. Aad iyo aad loo isticmaalaayaa oo isma ogaba. Mar Qaramada Midoobay laga casuumo, mar boqoradda Ingiriiska minankeeda ugu yeerto, mar Nobel prize dadka u tartamaaye ka mid noqoto. Cagaheeda salka dhigo yaa dhaho.

Wajigeeda inay na tusiyaan ahayd in the end.