are you crazy or what? take a look at myself and tell me if i should be happy with the way i look :mad: :mad: .

Originally posted by flying-still: ^^^^ lol..its true...I have yet to meet a fine brotha that can carry on an intellectual conversation...or any conversation for that matter. I guess you can't have everything :rolleyes: now wallaahi i thought Clown was an intellectual and conversationist :rolleyes: :rolleyes: . but you never know in this world. well mine was very very different. the girl i used to see was alright in any way you looked at her but the biggest mistake she ever made was introduce me to her father. the old man was always on my neck asking me what did BBC said today like i have a time for that nonsense radio :mad: :mad: . then he started forcing me to play a poker game with him now how can i take the money of my girls' daddy?i consider myself to be a nobel man as i am a King Shaka so every night i had to leave broke from the house til one night i finally managed to get her out of the house and we went to see a movie so when we reached the ticket place the girl asked me to pay...... i looked at her and staright up told her go and get your ticket money from your daddy coz he asked me to have your ticket money and i gave him plus your pop corn and whatever you wanted to drink money. i bought my ticket and assured her that i will keep a seat next to me for her but first she needs to hurry back home and get her ticket money from her old man and went to see the movie all by myself. after few weeks i managed to sweet talk her and she agreed to continue seeing me but wouldn't you know that was the last time her father ever bothered me again. now he even asks us if we have enough money whenever we go out. that was the most hectic situation i have ever been in. :confused: :confused: .

i know, i know, no one likes me in here but that is alright. but why my heart is feeling this much pain when i saw OG_GIRL vote for another dude? i thought we had a thing going on between the two of us girl, what is up with that? or you are just playing and trying to make me jealous . see i am not jealous but who knows i might lose it one of these days.

sorry i couldn't reply to all of you as i was busy with some personal stuff. however i want each and everyone of you to know that this King appreciates your advice. i have decided to trick her this coming weekend and she accepted my offer through her friend so i will let you know what happens. i couldn't find the courage to look into his eyes and drop the bomb so i have decided to show him what kind of double timer she is and let him make his won decisions. as i have told you i care a lot about this guy and i would trade my life for his but you all know friendship goes out of the window as soon as a female comes to the scene and that is why i have decided to let him see with his won two eyes what kind of trashie she is and he will make his own decisions wether good or bad. he will think that i am not around but i will be observing all the actions somewhere that he won't be able to see me from but i will see him alright. so like i said just wait til the friday night and you'll know how things go. much love to all of you including Shyhem. .

Originally posted by Shyhem: quote: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH uhhh aaaah !!!! Dman...... Dawg u're violating the privacy of others.Under what circumstance are you following her,u ain't her brother nor her husband,who is paying u to do that,did u start u'r own P.I firm! Real men don't do shi-t like that.Be afraid, be very afraid brother,next time u do that in my city, u might have dem shells whizzing through u'r chest like 50 cents, and i'm talking about Somali brothers walking around with a revolver on their waist.Remember it only takes $100,a background check and an application form to get a gun in my zipcode straight from the Sheriif,we ain't even discussed about the black market yet!! As for u'r friend the guy knows he is been played by a platinum digger,but hey there is nothing he can do about it, coz according to him "love is in the air" loOOL i GUESS HE IS IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF.Thanks to God as far as sucker free camp is concerned i got,we don't wait for friends to send us 911,We active our defense before we even anticipate any offensive mode from the other side.I thought "He said.......She said" was shi-t we left in high school period! was this supposed to be a joke? if your answer is yes then i am sorry i didn't laugh not even grin. bro i think you overdosed it huh... anyway to be honest with you even the kids at the nursery school give better advice than you do :mad: . i didn't mean to crush your ego if you ever had one like that .

1-NINKII SOO JOOG LAGA WAAYO SOO JIIFAA LAGA HELAA. 2-FARO KA CAYAAR **** KA CAYAAR AA KA DAMBEYSO. 3-NIMAAD KABIHIISA TOLEEYSO ADNA KAFANTAADA TOLAAYO. 4-NIMAAD DHASHAY KUMA DHALIN. 6-DOQON KII AMAANAA INUU CAAYUU MOODAA. 7-NINKII TIISA DARYEELAA TU KALE KU DARI KARA. 8-NAFEEY NIN KU DOONAA KU WAA NAAGEY ADNA NIMAAN KU RABIN BAAD WELIGAA DABA ORODAA.(Cigaal Shidaad) 9-LAAN HAAY AMA LUG HAAY(from faarax) 10-DUMAR AMA U SABAR AMA KA SABAR(by all men) that is all i got now but stay tuned for some new ones that are all mine. .

that was deep Flying_Still.

Originally posted by OG_Girl: SHAKA, with all respect bro , if u r ugly never come close to me , even don't say "salam " ....lol ur Avator not that ugly just average african guy OG_GIRL, why are you breaking my Heart? you can go anywhere you want but let me tell you one thing... you will never ever find a man who can love you like i can or a man who can treat you like the way i will. want to bet on that?

Last friday night i went to see this movie with a lady friend of mine and in the movie we saw someone familiar but then again i said to myself noo it can't be who i think it is. the person in the picture is my best friend's lady and only if you could hear what he says about her. she was with this other guy and everybody knows him as good for nothing type of brother. i could tell my lady friend wasn't pleased with the way i was giving all my attentions to that other girl. when the movie finished i excused myself and followed them to their car and that's when all hell broke loose!!! i saw them kissing passionately in the car and to be honest with you i was disgusted. what makes the matters even worse is knowing how my boy feels about her and how he says all these nice things about her. this same night i asked him to come along with her but he said he was waiting for her and he is looking forward to her company. i am not sure if i fell sleep that night and when i came home and asked him how was she doing.. he replied she came but she didn't stay long because she wasn't feeling well and she had to leave. now i couldn't tell him what i just saw and it hurts to see this girl acting like nothing is happened... i always told him to be careful with her because she didn't seem that Angelic to me in the first place and now i am afraid our friendship will suffer if i tell him coz he might not believe me for i am the one who always reminded him that this girl wasn't worth his time let alone his love. so nomads what do you think i should do? should i tell him or should i not?

Originally posted by flying-still: Why y'all being so hard on the brotha? All he did was express his Appreciation for 2 nomads. Kharaarka iska daaya nooh Don't hate Congratulate! my sister i can't thank you enough, you're really very understanding lady. i can't help but wonder all these members that are sweating me now, what would they say if i had chosen them instead of Clown and Cute_lilgirl. they are still the most popular and you all know that so quit the hating.

Originally posted by flying-still: Why y'all being so hard on the brotha? All he did was express his Appreciation for 2 nomads. Kharaarka iska daaya nooh Don't hate Congratulate! my sister i can't thank you enough, you're really very understanding lady. i can't help but wonder all these members that are sweating me now, what would they say if i had chosen them instead of Clown and Cute_lilgirl. they are still the most popular and you all know that so quit the hating.

Originally posted by flying-still: Why y'all being so hard on the brotha? All he did was express his Appreciation for 2 nomads. Kharaarka iska daaya nooh Don't hate Congratulate! my sister i can't thank you enough, you're really very understanding lady. i can't help but wonder all these members that are sweating me now, what would they say if i had chosen them instead of Clown and Cute_lilgirl. they are still the most popular and you all know that so quit the hating.

Originally posted by flying-still: Why y'all being so hard on the brotha? All he did was express his Appreciation for 2 nomads. Kharaarka iska daaya nooh Don't hate Congratulate! my sister i can't thank you enough, you're really very understanding lady. i can't help but wonder all these members that are sweating me now, what would they say if i had chosen them instead of Clown and Cute_lilgirl. they are still the most popular and you all know that so quit the hating.

Originally posted by Ameenah: The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about?(my bank account balance) 2. Do you love me?(would you be my wife if i didn't?) 3. Do I look fat?(do you think i would marry you if i thought you looked fat) 4. Do you think she is prettier than me?(who? sorry sweetheart but i only got eyes for you.) 5. What would you do if I died?(take to the cemetary) that is how my answer will be like Ameenah if you ask me those Questions again. beacuse you know i am not in the mood for that kind paranoia. .

just look at my avatar and tell me if there is any girl in this who would be interested in a ugly man like me. my best hope is to find a blind girl so she doesn't have to worry about my physical beauty. OG_MOTI,CLOWN, guys help me out please, you two got all the girls while i am all by myself. i am desprate for a wifey, and she better be beautiful like all the fine looking honeys in here so that atleast my future children will have a better chance than i ever had. i put my soul on this post.

first i need to quit living this fast life then who knows what might happen in the future. there are somany bad things that i have done and no single second passes without me thinking regretting and to be honest with you all i don't see myself sharing that with anybody. so my answer is plain NOOOOO.

KOOL_KAT, i thought you were going to show us where all those Somali people up in Canada actually live. i am not interested in buildings and parks what i am interested is to see why Somali people reside. you can start by posting the photo of where you live. P.S i will do like wise and show you where all the Somali folks stay in this City that i live. by the way it is called IGOLI meaning the city of gold!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: . that's all i got time for now. bye bye.

i am sorry but i'm not convinced with your replies ladies. p.s i never thought i will live long enough to see Somali girl even mentioning the word cheating let alone contemplate on it. how times change, how people lost their way! may ALLAH guide us all through the right path.

i've heard that all they do them Somali people is que for a welfare checks! and it's the Capital of the Faarax and Xaliimo! is it true?

I don't even have friends in here let alone some one whom i'm related to.

Nowhere. it's not Summer but a Winter in where i'm and the only place i'll be going is my House coz it's so cold 2nite.

Nuune, will you do JUUS GAREEN 2? i mean would you have your fiance checked wether she's a virgin or not? be honest Gabdhaha Waxba Sanbatiyo haka Doonin ee Runta Sheeg?

Everyday is a father's day and Mom's day for me as I love them always til death do us apart! i don't need a calendar to tell me today i should get a present for my parents just to show them I LOVE them that single day only. come on, we as Somali community can do better than that and let's not corrupt each other with these kind of JOKES! as a Muslim everyday all the time we should obey what our parents tell us and show them the respect they deserve from us wich is also part of the unconditional love that we have for them!

Happy Birthday Juxaa. but i don't get it. how can a lady call herself Juxaa? anyway have fun Girl.