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  1. ASLAMU CLAYKUM DHamaan Dhalinyarada Saaxiibda ah oo halkaan fekrada isku waydaarsatah waxaan u rajayn khayr iyo basha bash iyo ismaqal wacan. IINA soo Duceeya in aan nabad ku tako wadankii .INSHA ALLAH I FLEW ON JUNE 26 Somalia PLZZZZZZZZI MAKE A DUCA.Asxaab iyo wadankii Qarababo ku li wayna ku salaamin LO@@@.. JANA KU WAARA ALL OF YOU AAMIIN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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    NEW WORDS

    New Words A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''
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    REALLY SICK

    Really Sick There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said. "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample". After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" "He needs a pair of your underwear".
  4. Quick Visit to the Dentist A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
  5. I See You! A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
  6. wlc home.. wlc yr community house wlc .........Gacmo furan ku soo dhawow, geestana ka Raac. peace
  7. wlc home.. wlc yr community house wlc .........Gacmo furan ku soo dhawow, geestana ka Raac. peace
  8. wlc home.. wlc yr community house wlc .........Gacmo furan ku soo dhawow, geestana ka Raac. peace
  9. wlc home.. wlc yr community house wlc .........Gacmo furan ku soo dhawow, geestana ka Raac. peace
  10. biggest FEAR in a relationship will be lie to some one that you don't love/// telling y love Her/Him but you are not. pls Quit that stu... game . ,,,, , Been equal= heart broken , Run equal= good relationship no matter which way.
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    3 +3+3+3+3

    ALLOW 3 DEX YAA XIRIIRI YA 3 DEX YAA KU DABA XIRA ...3 DEX YAA ISKA GOWRACA ALLOOW GOBTA YAA XIRIIRIYA GUNTA YAA KU DABA XIRA GUMASTAHA YAA ISKA GOWRACA ALLOW CAQLI YAA XARIIRIYA YA CAADIL YAA KU DABA XIRA CADOW YAA ISKA GOWRACA ALLOW DIINTA YAA XARIIRIYA DADKA YAA KU DABA XIRA ... GUMAYSTE YAA ISKA GAWRACA
  12. How To Get A Raise A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?'' ''In 3 months.''
  13. ASLAMU CLAYKUM WHY OUR YOUNG SOMALI GOING JAIL EVERY SINGLE DAY. EXAMPLE:: WE VISIT LAST WEEK JAIL AND WE ASKED HOW MONY SO.. ARE IN THIS JAIL? RESPONDED WAS CLOSE TO 1300 . I ALMOST CRY FRONT OF THAT DUE. HOW SHOULD WE PROTECT OUR BRAIN WASH PE...? WAR HOOY HOOOOOOOOOOOY KA FAA IIDAYSTA AADUUNKAN XUNKA AH,OO AAKHIRO NAH U SHAQAYSTA ADUUNKANA MUSTAQBAL WACAN FASHA....
  14. ister (somalidu waxay dhahdaa Nin wax ku siiya Waxyar baad aragtaa Nin wax kuu Sheegana waxyar baad aragta YY young girl if you want spy muslim sis and your famaliy go for it If not there is alot of things you can do it . And one more thing its Haaraam twoo . gggggood luck and i hope you make the Right move