What motivates me? All the fine things in life! So I can buy them all one day I'll work till my fingers fall off to get'em.

Somalis put the internet era to shame. Misuse and abuse. I'm fed up with the illegitimate rhetoric, put downs, and unethical silliness that goes on almost every Somali site. Sadly the sole purpose of the internet for many is to slaughter somebody's mom or pick a date ( Pahaltalk is a living example.) and respect is noticeably absent. Thus becomes a qashin qub and a constant mud-wrestling match. Thanks to those Refugee Ressettlement Organizations for putting a computer and an internet connection to every home. I suggest that Somalis reconsider and re-evaluate its place in their lives. No doubt families and marriages are being adversely affected. Ok, i'm done now, have a nice day ya'll

1991 I was spotted covered with sweat, and oblivious to my surroundings, near the Canadian border @ Lacolle, Quebec. Carrying belongings on my head.

^^ Adiga maxa maanta threads kaan 100 yrs old-ka ah ku daba dhigay :rolleyes:

Where are you?

Nobody found the Fruitcake lady funny? You bunch of humourless cnuts.

Originally posted by Gediid: ^^^^Havent seen a somali crocodile dundee but I have seen a rat dundee....Incase you wondering what they are like...Just imagine this... a beautiful girl with a half retard brother at home who when she sees a rat in the house screams Aliyooow jirka(rat) and he comes running out of nowhere into action with a shoe in hand to kill the vermin......Now imagine dating that girl and trying to dodge Ali and his shoe when you take the girl out......... That is the famous Somali rat dundee..... Playas, find the nearest window to jump out of, Ali and his shoe are heading your way. The name Ali is pretty comical to me, it has bad connotations (Ali Dharerow, Ali Oyaye) and in this case he's a retard with Dacas in his hand. No offence to all the Ali's, but it sure sucks to be You

Originally posted by Fidel: Welcome back. Even if no one else missed you, papi did. Fishy! I'm sorry but I can't reciprocate the message. RE: previous discussion >> Everyone is above the law until get caught, no jail time yet

Wooow, now this is a classic dog fight

^^ so I would find my night crew here Where's the locco Cubanno?

Maybe you should ask the Fruitcake Lady some advice. Edited: http://www.********* .org/video/92 Edited again: Oohhh wut now? Okkie dokie replace the ** with the word s-t-u-p-i-d-i-t-y.

^^ When another girl steals your guy, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

^^ you'r not a newbie, what are you thanking him for? :confused:

LOL, alla ereb darnaa.

Oh my LORD! Is my vision blurry today, or I'm reading this right? Creating tension out of thin air, are we? Hibo may have reacted differently to Fidel's comment. Maxaa idinka idin haya? Now take it easy, i can see where this is going, and it ain't pretty.

Originally posted by Zephyrine: ^ LoL...Do I detect conceit, B ? I have read that physical beauty, more than anything else, has much to do with how symmetrical the facial features are. And I suppose it is true. Was having a blonde moment Zu: Look at Jessica Simpson's face, if you want to know what symmetrical face is. And for you to be sizzling hot, you'd have to loose the hat, and shaati chineska, you'r buttoned up all the way to your collar bone. Man thats geeky, loosen up.

Odayaashinan duqoobay waxaa idin haayo segshual farastareeshan

" "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." .

A sequel to the Sex Education topic in Dood Wadaag, yea?

Originally posted by Alaina: Girl thinks he is decent and decides inay jaf jafato and helps him go back to school. 4 yrs later the boy and girl are working together and living in the suburbs. Girl puts him through school, a decade or so, he leaves girl for a HOT young chick! Then what? a) Girl shoots herself, b) shoots him, c) shoots both, e) gives them her blessings, f) a & b Goodluck with your concept of "putting him through school" which by the way I think is more like an illusion of a teenager with ragging hormone. I can almost picture The Girl sitting the passenger side of a yellow cab on a night out, while her colleagues are with educated men with viable transportation like BMW and etc. Fiidow: 10, 20 years from now, the picture certainly doesn't look as bad. There'll be opportunities and possibilities available to 1st/2nd Somali generation kids that were not available to those of us who in many ways have struggled, and reaped the benefits of our host countries and have continued to struggle. It'll be alot easier for them than it was for our generation (qaxonti.) By the time they're 22, many of today's five year olds will atleast have their Bsc. Have no fear, for your girls are safe from the likes of today's scrubs. Anaga noo soo nax! Maybe we should consider looking into other women, or give the pizza dude a chance.

^^ War anagaa wax aragne. Legend, shimee qaldaan noqotayna? Ku idhi, ku tidhi baaba ka bixi waysee Do you have Borders in Australia? I'd love to come there to just say words like "Cheers and Mate."

^^lol, nice eyez? where did you see them?

Fidel: In other words, I should do more buttkissing! Is that your suggestion? Does this sound familiar ----> "Never take advise from your nemesis." Edited to add: Thanks anyways Papi (there I said it, to compensate your bubbles above )

Shyhem: Have no worries hon, my lipstick could do little damage considering the amount of mascara that run down on my cheeks. Thanks a bunch, now that I have your shoulder, can I get an ear to scream at too?

So far my Friday sucks. I nearly burst into tears earlier when my boss said "this is not good enough." When infact i'm putting in a whole bunch of unpaid time to meet deadlines. I remember standing in front of the elevators wondering if I was going to make it back to my cubicle before the tears erupted. Thankfully, I made it. I didn't want to cry infront of the bytch. I'm totally exhausted, and sooo ready to go home.