(My dear Mexican friend told me this joke!) 1st grade teacher was giving a lesson on building sentences. She would give the children a list of words and they had to form a sentence using those chosen words. Well, its now 'lil Jose's turn. Teacher: Ok Jose...I want you to use the words PINK, STATUE, YELLOW and GREEN in a sentence. Jose: (You have to picture the whole accent and everything) Ok Teesher..I go one fa jou...(pauses for a bit) Jose: De fone go GREEN GREEN I PINK it up and say "YELLOW? Maria, STATUE?" ----> is that U (loool)

^^ "Better then ever" she said, 'cuz jungle fever kii baa ka ba'ay! Welcome back Wiilo.

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: quote:Originally posted by Nakupenda piya My name is Naku Penda Piya (don't ask what it means - I've no clue.) Nakupenda pia(Correct spelling in swahili)do you really want to know the meaning of your name? Send me a PM my sis. It's not anything profane, is it? I'll PM you now.

Tuujiye, kir warayaa. Adi kaaga fiiri nooh.

Wa Alaikuma Salam Omaar, My name is Naku Penda Piya (don't ask what it means - I've no clue.) It's nice to have another brother on the forums. And don't be afraid of some of the nomads here. Sure, they may be mad and have rabies, but they're good hearted people. In some part of their cold hearts I'm sure they have a warm spot. Once again, Welcome!

Iska dhici, nachiska nachisku dhalay! Isn't that how they say it down there.

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official. Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya. He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter's hand in marriage. The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya's Foreign Minister. He said: "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding. "I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony." The councillor gave the names of the former Kenyan president Daniel Arap-Moi and two of his college mates as character references. Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton's wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal. He said Mrs Clinton acted like a "like an African woman".

^^ I'm a dental care freak. I even keep a toothbrush at work to brush after lunch.

Originally posted by Brown: If that isnt enuff; I do the electric slide around him then do the bounce on his face and then i do the harlem shake before i crib walk around him. Ighhht. HeHe, shake it Brown..but don't break it.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^^ Yet another child with a nonsense ‘opinion’ to share! You must be basing that on what I've said so far. Just because I disagree with your methods and techniques, it equates to me child with nonsense opinion? That is being not only pretentious, but outrageously self absorbed. I don’t think I had the pleasure of meeting you before, peasant. I'm above name calling (peasant, for example) and No, I have never given you that pleasure. Never once addressed you in my 2 yrs of membership. Now, that should speak volume! I’m NGONGE and if you’re really nice, I might condescend to teach you to read. You clearly have some non-existant, superiority complex going on that needs to be fed. Man, If you considered forum dwellers saying "we like your stories" (in the Boredom thread) an accolade that deems you special, you need a reality check. Now run along and don’t address me again until I’ve spoken to you. Maaan! Is it me or he always, without fail, seem as though he's talking completely out of his rectum? I'm done here.

I don't think I have ever met a more pretentious, self-appreciating person then this Ngone dude in my entire life, on the net or otherwise. To place yourself "ahead" or "above" people on this forum, labelling them as "lacking intelligent capacity" and not understanding, because they don't agree with or bow down to you, isn't smart. Ok, G'day ya'll.

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said :"Then you use to bite my neck" Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going ?"she asked. "To get my teeth!"

A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast fed," the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."

OMG, and that ^^ was my 600th post!!!!!! I'm so freaking out. :eek:

Can't sleep before midnight(hard habit to break.) Man I wake up every morning feeling like I've been punched repeatedly while I've slept. :mad:

Haye rudy, what was your reply? Quruxley, Ahhh! you didn't think he'd air your PM in public too?

If Muslims are not able to live under Western secular law, they shouldn't be living in the West (Period.)

Originally posted by besbaaso: ps...i knew this gurl who would only go out with light skinned guys cause she was very dark herself and didn't want to have dark babies...if she married the guy in the future....just saying ... :rolleyes: ^^LOL I don't blame her, and at the risk of sounding shallow, mulatto-looking offsprings are CUTE.

^ No friggin way!

^^ Look at you, acting like bunch of school boys. For me, a good husband is one who refrains from the awful 4 - letter words, well not all, but "dust, wash, iron, and cook" are beyond borders. Heck, i'm allowed to dream. On a serious note, going into marriage expecting to have a phantom wife/husband sets us up for disappointment after disappointment. Like my ol' granma used to say "waa xarash & madax" make your pick!

Indians and their vicious customs :mad:

Long live Fidel!

^ and she'd have said: how can I miss you, when you won't go away!

Originally posted by ALexus.: I can't believe I am getting emotional about this but I love you guys Naku Penda Piya, Ophra look alike. Who's Ofra?

Originally posted by Quruxleey: Boxers &socks left in the bathroom after they shower...Drinking a whole bottle of milk by themselves....The list goes on! Putting their muddy shoes up on the coffee table! That used to irritate me, and they were so hard headed, you could light firecrackers under their feet and they still wouldn't move. Incredible! Bless their wives for taking their sloppy a$$. I still miss them though.