Originally posted by Qac Qaac: and the kenyan person in here, i don't even know if it is she or he.. **Waves at Quc Qac with his third leg**

Originally posted by Nazra: What got me thinking about this topic was, when this dude asked me how much I make :eek: . I mean he was flirting with me and all, and he knows it’s my summer job. New twist on an old theme, the "gold digger" used to be thought of as the young girl who chased the older richer guy. Nimankii Aqli bay nagu yeesheen, ma tiri? Xitaa they purposely foget their wallet on dates. Celebrate your financial independence lil Nazra. Song of the Day: How you feel about a girl like this Try to control me, boy you'll get dismissed Do what I want, live how I wanna live Buy my own diamonds, and I pay my own bills Please don't call me baby, cuz I'll call you Don't mean to hurt your feelings, got a lot to do Cuz I am my number one priority No falling in love, no commitment from me Ladies take control, Don't depend on no man to give you what you want. All my independent women, throw dem hands up at me And all my sexy women, throw dem hands up at me All my money making women, throw dem hands up at me WHOA!

Yonis: Xaat la calaacalaydaa?

Yup, that's the unstoppable Hall. I'm a Seahawk fan, but my season could easily be made by any team beating the Patriots.. I hate them with passion.

Dear Desperate: This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0 In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings Divorce/Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of the root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP! Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a "C:APOLOGIZE" command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, Beer 6.0 Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save your- self some trouble by following this tech tip. Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional soft-ware to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixesBroken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6. A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shut down of the operating system. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!"

(Thought of posting this on the Women's , laakini i'll leave it here.) Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and have experienced a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 has disabled other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9, and installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4 and PGA 4.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 That simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but without success. What can I do? Desperate.

Qucquc, Wax ku dhaafay oo naf leh ma jirto. Meeshaan madaxaa lays haystaa habeen iyo maalin. Sheikh Nur baa lagu soo daayay General section-ka. Tumoow & tarxiil baa meesha ka socodo. Washamsina waa laguugu qaadaa, inta indhaha laguu duubo.

^^Arrrg, you turned down the proposal! If he's loaded, I would I could I know I should And when it's all been said and done I'd say excuse me sir I have to run It's all been fun, I've had a blast And now I must go shopping fast!

^^ Ma waalatay mise, waa lagu soo socdaa? Qof aroos ah maa waxaas loo sheegaa?

We each have our own way to express our dedication to Allah. All this sister, transistor, resistor - with all due respect - is simply laughable. How I dress does not determine the level of my Iimaan. There are numerous jalbaab wearing hypocrite women who are far away from being dedicated to Allah. They just wear it as a disguise from their true nature. Underneath all those coverings, their hearts are filthy and vile.. There is a hadith narrated by prophet Mohamed (scw) that says: Our actions are judged by our intension (sorry don't know it word by word) ie; if your intension is to do some charity for the sake of showing off, then you are not actually sincer in your deed, so you are judged by your intension when you did the act. There's also a sura in the qur'an that states Allah looks at a person's heart, not at their outward appearance. Now, you may look at me and think i'm less religious, but I somehow earn more good points with God, and have a better chance then the 'head to toe covered hypocrites' to make it to heaven.

Not Married to #1 and Looking for #2? Doesn't that spell disaster? How is a man deserving of having that poor loyal person(wife 1), sitting at home waiting for him, while he goes off screwing someone else (wife 2)? Just the thought of it makes me cringe.

For some odd reason I thought you were talking about the SOL Castro.

^^ thats the real shidh!

Af xumaaa! I'm quoting you Tuujiye, incase you try to edit later. [ September 22, 2005, 23:06: Message edited by: La Femme ]

Originally posted by Aeronwen: [QB] Piya: In between? What, like a ho' with a heart of gold, for example? I think you're asking the wrong people here. There are only 3 categories. Choose one or none. I'm not going to allow that, there should be more then 3 categories. And no, "ho' with a heart of gold" is not what I had in mind.

^^ Pack it up guys! Save this rough play for the backyard. I'd like to know if there's something in between Transistors and Resistors?

wallee seniors ka got game! Oday baa hada ka hor islaantiisi ka dhaadhacshay in markii ay umm how do I say it, 'howsha qabtaan' hal gaal ah dhinto. Islaantii baa habeenkii dambe, inta odaygii u timid tire: Xaaji, caawa Gaalkii ma dilnaa?

We'r horrendously oppressed by society, and man-made rules. In this phallocentric society, It's a compliment to say that a woman drives like a man or that a little girl is athletic because she runs like a boy. But tell a man his little boy throws a ball like a girl, and see what happens. Back home when girls run from abusive husbands, mothers were the first to disapprove; CEEB, CEEB, don't bring me CEEB. Humiliated and surrendered they go back (bearing cheaters and beaters.) There you've voiceless women who suffer in silence! Growing up, I was always being told that there was only one true way of being a good person as a woman. Over the years I set out on my own path. I became what I saw as a good woman. It has taken a long time and a lot of work to see myself as I am, and not what others say I should be. I don't mean to sound like a pessimist, but somethings will never change. This is a man's world! (to borrow it from James Brown.) Originally posted by xiinfaniin: you may probably know that the four largest Muslim countries in the world (Indonesia, Turkey, Pakistan, and Bangladesh) has voted and elected woman. A political experience that is lacking in America, mind you. Xiinoow, what you didn't explain is that all of these women(like Sri Lanka's Chandrika Kumaratunga, Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto and Indonesia's Megawati Sukarnoputri) were elected as stand ins for a significant male relative who had died. Upon their deaths, their appointed female heirs were elected as figure heads of the party. They weren't any regular "Halimo" running for office.

Sad to say, even those of us who'r open-minded, educated, and informed do occasionally get out of hand. As of late religion debates of SOL turn into battlegrounds, thus leads to arguments and hostility. Don't ruin it for those who want to broaden their horizons. Wax inaan faa'iidaysano baan u nimid, not inaan odayo is caayayo akhrino! Thank You. PS. Castro: Stay safe buddy! Goodluck, I'll keep you in my prayers.

MMA, ka shaqeeso, cyber warlords yadan. Hilfaha u qaad aan ku dhahay. PS. Watch out for guys like ..ummm, um..I'll PM you their names. Yaan lay dilin.

Originally posted by Aeronwen: [ 1) Salary. I am not even paid close to what I should be earning for the amount of work I do. :mad: We'r in it together; So overworked, and underpaid. Makes me wanna shouttttt! arrrgggg. Ok, Five things about me: 1) I won't answer the second line when I'm on the phone. 2) It takes a lot to Piss Me off. But when I do.. I have been known to clear a room or two. 3) I stare back the guys who stare at me, until they look away. (Hmmmm, what else) 4) I once stabbed my brother in the ear with a banana. Luckily it was over ripe and did no real damage. 5) No one's ever called me boring..yet! Oh I should add that I'm a straight shooter, at times blunt, but I usually say what I think in the nicest way. and I love to do this

rudy is a Mod? kiixxkixxkixx! Sorry, you'r just too cute to be a mod, rudy. OMG, and LOZ?? Comeee onnnn! OK kids, Congrats to your thankless, not-so-fun job

^^ Very useful, indeed. A quick question for you: Is it true the missing days tripple, if you don't make them up before the next Ramadan? Thanks.

^^ Nin kaa booto badan, wallee habar ma dhalin.

^^ I have always been an avid reader of e-Nuri Inc. Each one of your posts shaped me in some small way. Jazaaka Allaahu Khayran Nur. You have my admiration and respect! Xiin[:/B] I should've quoted you earlier.