Haa, ku dar Sharooko, Ayuuto or Hagbad to the list. Si kale kuma soo xasuusane, bishan toogadeeydi aan qaadan lahaa waaye nooh.

^^ @ you two above. Ibtisamey, make sure you keep the docs in hidden wallets close to your body. Have a fun and safe trip abbaayo.

First time I watched SAW I fell off of my bed that night twice, and slept the lights on for couple of nights. Scary, but good movie. Walk the Line, was one of the best movies I've seen this year too.

Bal ninkan eega, smiling like he's got nice, shiny pearly whites there!

Wa' dii kale waxaan lahaa: war orodoo shaqo yeelo. ^^By the way that's a song I heard this morning. Adi kaama wado yaah . L0L @ the indho shareer dude.

What a way indeed! Yup yup. Good Girls Keep Diaries/it's the bad ones who dont have the time ..

Now should a man be expecting to get dumped if he doesn't know how to umm, *scratches head*.. ? Dumping someone, or even using it against them, who can't cook is istupidh I tell ya. Kuwiinan hadaba you clean your own mess up, wash your own underwear and put food in your own mouth on a regular basis. Why expect a woman to cook/clean after you? Wa kibir & halagaa sheego Walle. :rolleyes: Xoogsade ** Hiiii** PS: Girls, I hate to be this honest, but I'll tell you this, most of them waa calool ku caqli! I make a pan of oven ready lasanga for my brother and his friends from time to time, and man!! Do they fix my car fast when I need it L0L. Just keep them well fed, you know as they say, a well fed man is satisfied one or something caynkaasoo kala ah.

Cajabtan wa cajiiibtan! Another reason why I'm not even supposed to be here today.

^ Jajak-jak jak, jajak! LMAO!

Phone - Hell yes! PC - YES! TV- Gawd yes! Yes = can live w/o. Not being a smart a$$ here. I really would not want to live if I were disabled or in constant pain. Am grateful for all I have. As long as I am strong in mind and body I can live my life to the fullest.

Kooleey, isn't Ontario where Maryooleey-da abuse that free healthcare system? I know of too many people that go to emergency for simple things like a cold, and when the doc doesn't prescribe medicine darbiyada isu qaraaco "kan waa bilaash wax ma yaqaaan", and off they go see another one.

Shirib xaa la yiraa? Ode Cabdule, welcome ! Ya minee fatuura, fiii tiraa, nikii fadhaaya hee..

^^ Warya Libanow, ninka cadaanka wzuup? YaaH? Ninka xabadka xaashida ugu soo dhajisay, meeqaas lacag kaa qaatay? ii sheegbo ?

Kiix kix kix ... reer UK, ma waxanaa la soo shir tagteen? Waa bilaa fashionistas meeshu! Waxad mesha ku haysan waa godawful ugly fashion. <------

Woo, fun thread here! It smells like nin nin, must be you shemale huusgunti wearing Haliimoyin.. Akhaaash ! Aniga it's all bout men's flannel PJ bottoms, they'r so much better made, loose and comfy plus, they are cheaper than a woman's.

Salaama Alaikum Warahmatullaahi Wabarakaatu. Amaa bacda, . Ayaantaan qu'raan baan raacdaa, meeshaan af leeriskeeda waan ka raystay. Maxay tahay rumours-ka aad ka hadlaysaaniin? Wish I was popular enuf to have someone "talking, rumoring" about me.. ha ha! Mise that old rumour, aniga & Awoowe macaan baa weli socota? Thought I poured some gas on that one mar hore, and let it burn out of control, maxaa hadana soo nooleeyay? Waa yaab! Laakin qof Awoowe ka fiican oo laygu xanto maba jiro nooh ! Awoowe ha lagugu xanto maxaa ka fiican? Waxne, I say . Barwaaqo & Bishaaro baan idiin dhaafay maandhooyin. Waa inoo mar kale.

^^Doves and butterflies flew into my undisclosed location where I'm currently taking skiing lessons, carrying messages and in it was my Johnny. Charming as usual, sensitive and so debonair. I maybe five days late, but i'm here once more just for you my love ~~ cheer up, chin up, remain my true, only treasure, my all as I am yours too my duhlin. I'll be your Valentine, every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of every day. And I love you too.. !! May our hearts eternally melt together to stay. Fused and sealed forever as one. All Electronically ofcourse! To all the haters out there: Back off! :rolleyes: Goes back to her lessons, murmuring: **Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. Hmmm, that son of a gun captured my heart .

Alert: This thread is on the watch list! Ka kala carara!

Just like Fadumo Fanax said, you and your poems were really missed. Nice to have you back BOB.

L000L!

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one -"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute I have to go pee", said Michael The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you Bill, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but, it's still not very nice to say bathroom at the table." "And you little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darlin` may I please be excused for a moment. I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted.... L0L, Johnny is one dirty mouthed sajaqaan.

L00L! Man, I haven't played this in years.. Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean for a swim, the ocean jumped out and said: "exCUSE me"

Macallin Yusuf is one horny b@stard. Yeah, keep going..

You gabdho sound too clingy! When I was younger every other day was good. Now that I'm older, not daily, but not once a month either. Once a year will do! Yaa nac-nac & Pharax beentiis waqti u haayo . quote: Originally posted by double decker: so, i guess. i have to tell her i will see you when i see you halimo. DD: 2x a month you say? L0L! I think you'r just too chickenshidh to break up with her.

^ Child molesters come in every age, size, and from all walks of life. The fact that he's an "Odey Soomaaliyeed" alone won't get his case thrown out of court, nor will his age make his claim credible. This Oday is guilty until proven guilty. Wonder what his next play is going to be about? Being dealt with Bubba and his homies?