I think that while posting we all have a freedom to say or do things that might not require as much censorship, or even ettiquette as in the real world. I do alot of nac-nac amongst strangers for the most part, on here that I may not have openly spoke up about IRL. But then again would a room full of strangers really be discussing whether couples should take shower together, or how Mahad went sleep on his new bride. L0L. I highly doubt it! I am true to my many personalitites that I have on here as I have in the real world, but it is a matter of comfortability for those that get to experience them. Sitting alone at a computer, not having to face the reaction of others at some bizzarre train of thought I just typed is one thing but being honest, friendly and respectable is someone I try to be in or/out of this virtual community. I would expect that integrity is the one thing that a person would try to remain true to wherever they may be. Back to work. Be back @ lunch hour.

Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your Ex-Wife ****************************************************************************** Dear Ex-Wife, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a man!". But my mother raised me to not say anything if you can'tsay anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But, when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the kind of life you've always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla, I hope that's not a problem. Signed, Rich As Hell and Free! [What a slap in the face. ]

L0L @ kalxawaash. Preferably ayadoo bas baas leh. Isha ka geli, najiska najisku dhalay.

Hmmm, I scored pretty high but now I do believe that #2 may be 52 States, not 50. Washington DC, and Puerto Rico are considered States. Yes? Correct me if Im wrong...

^ KKKK. Sure you do! And I laaf you more, all the way to China.

^ I'd encourage you to take a course in self-defense. Sheh's advice is good. Try to go for the eyes, nose, a good whack in the throat is good too. These options are only if escape is not possible. Always try to run, never try to fight first. And if you must fight to live, then try to kill that mofo.

If you hate it, waa qushigaa. From certain people I love being called Bishitta. I have a hard time answering to Bishaaro now, just like my "real name" and when that certain someone says "HEBLA!" I know I'm in shit. I've been sweetie, darlin, or babe (I hate babe, I'm not anyone's baby cept my mama's) for so long. Go ahead Atheer, call be babe . I can handle it from a senior citizen.

New York - May 17, 2006 FLASH! In breaking news today it was confirmed that Mr. Right and Ms. Right have found each other! The happy couple is ecstatic and have already made the big wedding plans! On July 14th the happy couple will wed in what can only be described as a "fairytale wedding". From that point forward the couple will be known as Mr. and Mrs. Perfect. Mr. Right is a wealthy handsome investment banker who works for one of the world's largest investment firms, Smith, Barney, & Bob. Mrs. Right is an internationally famous runway supermodel who is regularly featured in the well known "Vickie's Not So Secret" lingerie catalog. The couple is already making plans for the 3.0 perfect children they plan on having. The chosen names for their planned offspring are Habboon, Hiba, and Hannad. The happy couple is studying everything they can get their hands on by watching Dr. Phil! In related news, hearts could be heard breaking around the globe as millions of hopeful singles had their hopes of finding Mr. or Ms. Right dashed to the ground. One middle-age spinster was quoted as saying, "Well, I guess this means that I just have to 'settle' for the damaged goods on the market now. (sigh)" All of televison's major networks are already making plans to carry coverage of the big July 14th wedding day. This event is anticipated to garner new record breaking viewer ratings which will surpass the Princess Di & Prince Charles wedding. Be a part of history! Don't miss it!

As a renter you'r only paying for someones mortgage, plus all the shidh that goes with it. My landlady is a money sl*t, always there first thing at the beginning of the month to collect money, but is never around when there is a problem with appliances, plumbing etc. Save your money, get a decent job that can afford you the purchase of your own house (which is what I plan to do in the next couple years I'A), and get on with it.

^ Yea, you could be related. Hurry, give him a kiss.

^ Blade in your mouth? You'r one gaangiistarad chickita. LMAO @ Sheh. Thank you so much for those tips. That'll make you sweat, likely break a nail, and definitely ruin your mascara. Not good, not good. Hope I never have to use them. The most difficult part of learning to defend yourself is to be willing to hit someone with the intent to hurt them badly. Busting someone's nose with your head is excellent advice. My advice: Get your hand free when you can and punch him in the throat (the adams apple)..and as hard as you can. Then run like he*l away. Maybe grab a phone when you are a safe distance away and/or in the vicinity of other folks and call an ambulance for the guy. *shrugs* He's going to need one bad. If the guy has died, you probably get off. You stopped the threat to you, and that is so..allowed. Fuc*er shouldn't have grabbed you anyways; it could be "him"..or "you".

I live the rough side of the city . It's illegal,if an officer feels you have it with the intent to use it as a weapon. Thats why I have my razor, and keep two table leg in my trunk. They got some nasty screws coming out of em. No one better f-ck with me. I stay away from knives and bats. There's probably a better chance of them being used against me when I miss my first swing. Not good. The elbow can be a useful weapon too, what are the odds that you'll find the strength to use it when the shit hits the fan?

What kind of weapons do you keep in your vehicle? A fellow poster on here made me curious what other people keep in their vehicle. She keeps a bat in hers. I mean can't you just lock your doors? And run over whoever is trying to mess with ya? Oh wait, I have a razor blade in the ashtray. I think it's more quick and effective than an unwieldly bat. Deadly when used properly. My razor is hawt! It's also useful for opening stuff that I just bought, and can't wait to get home to open.

^ Thanks, but no thanks. Blood is thicker then water . I was feeling the girl long before you said anything. Ka buldhe!

^ KKKK You used to make my heart do flip flops. I had a big fondness of "Abraar" but that was before I knew inaad gabar tahay. L0L. I still have terrible crush on you though. Missed you the few months you weren't posting. Good to see you back. *MUUAAHHHHH*!

If I have any secret admirers, they damn sure know how to keep a secret .

Modesty: ma kaa dhab baa? waad isku kam kam tay maaha? . No seriously, three weeks? how do you do that? If it doesn't smell, how about itching? I wash my hair every morning, especially now that it's getting hot I wash every shower. I don't kuus-kuus my hair at bedtime, gives me a headache. I usually just leave it down which makes it hard to comb in the morning, no brush could go through without shampooing and conditioning it first.

I think it's silly when grown adults talk about Ayan Hirsi as if they knew her, as if by watching her on TV they suddenly know everything about her. Ordaya shaqo yeesha. :rolleyes:

Waxba ma arko aniga. :mad: Qatar Cadeem

I use Matrix line it really works to give shine & a sleek look (very good stuff.) I've also tried Garnier (fructis), smells great and leaves the hair soft and managable.

The Point: Spare us the judgment and ignorance. Allah does not punish a person who is not in their right mind because of that very reason. Is a person who wants to kill themselves really in their right mind? I met Sucdi in TO many years ago. We'll never know what kind of weight she was carrying on her shoulders that precipitated her deciding to take her own life. And now we lost a sweet girl. Sad Walaahi. Medication is not a negative thing Somaliyeey many many many people,including myself have needed medication to deal with issues (chemical imbalance.) Sometimes life is just so hard. But help is out there, it's everywhere, seek it before it's too late. Never give up on yourself, never give in. Samir & Imaan intay ka geeriyootay Allaha ka siiyo, ayadana Jannah Fardowsa. Ameen.

To begin to describe my mom would be near impossible, she's mentaly tough, and strong. She has an aura around her that everyone she meets will notice. Can't explain how much my mom means to me..not in words, or actions. And I cherish each day as it's mothers day. On Mothers day, and on all days I want you to know that I love you mom. Mac Mac Hooyo Macaan.

Sounds like you have found a niche market. I don't blame ya for not sharing it. :rolleyes: Goodluck.

Where's the "baxar" in this? He's busy engaging people who have no interest in hearing what he has to say, and ignores those who needs him. Impressive that is!

What business are you branching into, Sheh? (won't steal your idea, promise!) I've had a few good (I thought) ideas for starting my own business. Most are retail and exclusive goods. And therein lies the reason I didn't take it any further.. the money. I've never been brave enough, or hungry enough for it, to take such a huge gamble, and get a big bank loan.