Pickup lines seem to have developed a sleazy connotation to it. I prefer the word "Icebreaker", which can be a short joke, or some sort of doorway for a conversation.

Allaha u naxariisto, and may her family gain the strength to face this loss. Amen.

Ape maga! Anch io passavo interi pomeriggi a guardarla.. Mi hai fatto ridere, quando ho letto, that you still read zio paperino . Classic!

I would like to live near the ocean, play in the sea. Ride jet ski, do whatever I like to do outdoors year round.

I've been up all night and am too tired and sore to work today. Maybe I'll try my fake chronic hemroids as an excuse to get off..works *every* time. Wish me luck.

LOZ: Your mind is as good as my bowling skills. Always in the gutter. Here:

^ Hecuba, non ho usato il mio Italiano in cosi tanto tempo che ho dimenticato quasi tutto. Quando era picola guardavi i cartoni animati in Italiano (bim bum bam) or read a topollino. But now, non parlo perfetto, ma parlo abbastanza bene per praticare con te.

uhmmm, my eyes hurt now. Isn't it weird what our eyes can do to ourselves? Creepy if you ask me!

Originally posted by Hecuba: Italy ---> UK Ciao Hecuba, parla Italiano? Voi parlare/scrivere in italiano con me? l'ho imparato ma ho dimenticato molto.

Try these: If I were your Dirac, I'd be close to your heart! Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart! Canugaan aloo micneeyo ^ that.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: quote:Originally posted by Farah Blue: The gabdho that are talking smack here about Niiko. I challenge you to send your niiko video to youtube. Get your camera, close the door of your bedroom and record the magic that ensues. I will review it and the winner's father will receive a phonecall from my old man about the wedding arrangements within the next two weeks. You will be given 3 working days to respond. Failure to do that may lead to forcing you to marry me through violent means. Your father will not protect you, because he is in this with me. Calling the police will be futile. I warned them from prank calls from Somali girls who are supposedly wedded to a monster. Good luck! LoooL The Comment of the Year!!! I may even borrow this and apply the rule or may be modify it. Any girl who has a video of her gettin her boom boom groove on can send the video directly to me - Remember Farah Blue, niiko is for private consumption not for YouTube. Of course while I am still in trance I will send an application for marraige and her weight of Gold! Now beat That Farah!! Jiiris L0L. I should get you a video of our receptionist. When you see her sitting behind the counter, she looks like a small petite women, even the waistline is small. But when she gets up from behind the desk..Babooom! Look at that thang! L0L. I'm guilty of staring at her ghetto booty..(I'm straight tho') Waryaa Faaraxcoon, come shake dat thang, blalalaha shake dat thang. L00L.

Wacdaraha: Nice houses you got there! And don't mind these haters, clearly they'r not from Gareewe. But still, you can't top the house I had in Xamar, not even close.

Originally posted by Faaraxov: i believe young parents in the diaspora are probably realising that less than perfect childhood and are certainly really loving their kids more. I personally have 4freinds with kids & mashallah i was amazed @how close they are to the kids,even more than the mother. I remember the somali father of the yesteryears(Tougn & Rugged)completely replaced and refurbished to a "Daddy". [/QB] ^ Having a loving, involved father makes a huge difference for a child. We hear so often about cowardly men who don't care about their kids. It always makes me happy, to hear about the dads who decide to be real men, and take care of their children. Watching my mom and dad for a number of years taught me one thing; though he may wear the pants(or think he's), she still tells him what pair. Mom was always the one disciplining us, dad; the cool guy who brought candies. Except occasionally to shout, but he never supported my mother in any disciplinary measures. He was/is there for support and played an active role in our education and development. He's always loving to us and mom very much. Dad had a stroke in '05 and Alhamdullilah is still up and around. If there is ever anyone who's sure he wouldn't get old and vulnerable, that he would take care of everything himself, it is my father. Masha Allah, Allah ii daayo. If only I had him with me! * I hope and pray to Allah that my unborn son turns out just like you dad. I love you and miss you* Mac Mac. (Sorry guys, that was a quick shout out to my paps.) L0L. So my dear brothers, not every father born before 1960 is "Tougn & Rugged. There are some gentle, and sweet ones out there. Kudos to all the good parents. PS: (My daddy's gonna kick your daddy's ..( ) from here all the way to China, Kenya, wherever you're from!)

Sad Walahi. Africa needs to step forward so badly. I wish euthanasia was available to these poor suffering people. They should atleast be able to die with dignity.

Amelia go start your own: "oh-look-at-me-I'm brainy-graduate" thread somewhere else.

I don't see anything wrong with the movie! It's fiction. I'm so sick of seeing people not like something, and go on a holy crusade to kill it, those people should mind their own business. I am rather looking forward to watching the movie. I mean really, it's Tom Hanks! How can you *NOT* watch Tom.

About time you should go for therapy. What's your tribe young cow? I'll tell you if you'r noble or not! :rolleyes:

I missed your fat istupidh jokes. Welcome bck. Shidh i'm late.....

I have never had to diet, and when I do want to lose weight it just drops off in a week as I am the same size I was in highschool. However, if I did want to lose weight, the simple fact is burn those calories off! You can't lose weight by going to McDonalds and ordering a big mac, large fries, sundae, and a DIET COKE! LOL, I see people do this all the time. My advise; eat small portions frequently through the day, lots of veggies, cut back on pasta, & bariis, and then burn it off.

^L0L. Ninkaa waxbaa u dhimanaa. Halaha rap-ka erayo qaarkood maahee, inta kale af Somali caadi waaye. MMA-yoow, meeshaan (Dood-wadaag) waa lagu kala qaxay, ma iska xertiinoo intii Ilaah ka yaabtiin? Qaabdaro! Tacbaan waaye walle. Wuu raaracshoomooyaa.

^ Hey Congrats. So what's your next move? Finding Nemo, err Pharax I meant to torture ? Brown: I think I'm wax waalan too, but then waalan people don't know they're waalan, so if I think I am...then I'm not. Peace out biibol, I'm doing my laundry.

I used to let him in, but now he's a bit older, and am preparing Gismo for them special nights when you don't want your babies in your bed . He's learned how to open my door at night. I now shut the door and put the vacuum on the other side.

^ Not ugly but so qaxooti looking ^ that is. That's my babeh Gismo trying to sneak into my bedroom. PS: How do you make images bigger?

Aren't you little too free with the compliment or you'r just kissing Atheer's cheeks .

Originally posted by WaTerLily: Wouldn't that be lovely Bishita? I'm sure it comes at a price though. Yup. Double diapers, double crying, double burping double clothes, double the laundry.. double stroller, double everything. Oh such a wonderful thing!