^ Ya sure it's not the other way 'round? I'm sure any woman in her right mind would keep it strictly business. I mean what satisfaction is she getting from doing greasy, uncombed, unwashed, dandruffy, greying, balding heads all day, everyday? This reminds me to break it off with my Iranian stylist. He just smiles a lot while he's washing my hair. I think he likes me.

^ War waa iska indha tirooyaaye, ha igu cawirin. Meesha waa la igu bah dilay, tolkeee mee!

^^He's doing it to get a rise out of me, laakini iga heli maayo! I still like him though. Now Xiin's advice is a sound one, but how young is young? Is it the Somali young young, right after puberty? If so, then most of us are a decade behind, some two. I wasn't ready for marriage and kids then, heck not even in my early 20's. And just now that I'm two moons passed mid 20 [there you go, whoever was asking ] ready to have kids, can really afford to give them everything they need to be happy, healthy and have a good life, nin ma leh! Every guy I have met has this impression that I should be baking canjeero barefoot, and when they realize I don't fit that mold they start looking for someone else. Well, good riddance to bad rubbish, I say ! I believe Allah has plans for all of us, if we're meant to be alone so be it. I will be spending the rest of my life single with Gizmo. At least he accepts me for who I am, and doesn't try to change me. PS: Zafir, I have one position open, 21 yr olds are welcome to apply.

Do you know how much maintenance having long gorgeous hair is? ALOT! I've been contemplating shaving my head, and going for a wig. L0L.

^L0000L. Ouch! ka daa! Originally posted by Valenteenah: I'm agog actually. The girl only mentioned having an enviable job and BAM WHAM BAC DHAC ...waad xag-xagateen miskiinada. What sort of reaction would her salary garner? ^ Was wondering about that too, maybe I should show 'em my money and chest... tell 'em about my house, boats, and toys.

Amen.

^ Atheer, you're starting to smell like an ole' goat. What did you shower with today? Originally posted by Xoogsade: As for my views about women, what is wrong with them? Just because I don't like to give up qualities intrinsic to me doesn't mean I look down on women. Or I defend myself when some woman insinuates I am a loser because I posted an article adn tell her that I won't break a limb for missing out a career woman. I am honestly surprised you view me as this chauvinist head honco while I never was told I was anything close to that. But then each person has unique ways of looking at everything and you are entitled to yours dear. When did I call you a loser? I used the word one time, and one time only in my first post: "I bruise some loser/guy's ego." Unless you identify yourself with the loser or the guy, I don't see how you felt the need to defend yourself! Sore spots make people scream in anger Walaahi. And just so you know I'm not making you out to be something you're not. Although I've been here long enough to form an accurate picture of peoples' characters, I'm not one to yell out chauvinist when I see one, your opinion of women are out there in the forum saaxiib, where the entire world can read them without me pointing them out. Lastly, since you view my replies to you as an opportunity for me to have fun at your expense, I will remove the raison d'être i.e. the replies to you. Can't continue offending you sis can I? Good idea! I'm growing somewhat disenchanted with the repetitious demeaning BS anyway, so you'll be glad when I don't respond too. Buh-Bye.

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Bishaaro, Noo!!! you got me wrong dear, I didn't mean screwing with the boss will get you somewhere. I was downplaying your brain power and workwomanship(see, I invented a whole new word for ya). Nothing like how you took it came to my mind when I was writing. Now I have to go back and delete that part No, I did not get you wrong, I took that at face value and you shouldn't have deleted it. I can't help though, but question your assertion, as it was somewhat offensive to me; especially, when in your own words, to quote the deleted part, said something along the lines: " I can see how you can become a VP, we all know how pretty girls easily rise up the career ladder!" Saaxiib tell me what that meant, if it didn't mean sleep your way up to success? I may be comprehending too less, but help me out here, how did I get it wrong? It would've been a whole lot better world, if we could all dash off insults freely to only come back with a *grin* and said, "it wasn't meant to be so." And No sir, can't allow you downplay my mental abilities, and self respect like that for your own entertainment. I'A with the help of God, you'll soon see women for what they're worth beyond being lined up, barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

^ I'm working my butt off now so I don't have to for the next 20 years. Screwing with the boss won't certainly get me where I want to be in life, but my hard work and dedication will. Poor, poor man! You are missing out on some mighty fine women with that kind of thinking. Rudy: Say that again please?

Atheer, with the speed I'm going, I'll either retire before 40, or become the VP.

Originally posted by Xoogsade: ^ waa is faanisay cambaro-bishy. I am just curious about what you do for a living. It must be something out of reach for the average Faraxs like me. No is-faanis there, really. I'm usually not one to brag, but many people who hold the same position that I do are in their 40's. So here is a little young me kicking @ss when it comes to "what I do for a living" ( in which I'm not willing to share it here in the public eye, for I could be harrassed or stalked ) and sadly that's the worst conceivable insult to the male ego, I also noticed it's not only cause of my career, but also because I'd rather do things my self. From fixing a leaking toilet ( no I'm not a plumber ) , to changing a flat tire. So guess my point is that, my only shot to get a Farax like you is to pretend to be needy, emotional, insecure, and all the other crap you men love us to be. Been ku soo xaree, run ku dhaq, bay sheekadu maraysaa. We're beating you at your own game saaxiib, Haweenkii turub baray!

Makdhaanal is for jiib azz n*ggas . I'll run to the little outside stand, I hear the dude sells soft tacos for .95c. I can have two of those and a drink, plus some change left for starbucks. 5 bucks well spent I say.

^ I'm thinking about lunch, wondering what I can get for 5 bucks.

After repeatedly being told Nin ku guursanaa ma heleysid I've found myself having to downplay what I do for a living so I can avoid uncomfortable situations, ie; bruising some loser/guy's ego .

Today is different, time seems to be dragging on and on.. I don't know what is different. I have the same harried work schedule as usual, it's just a slow day.

^ Reer waqoyi & diin maxaa kala haysta!! Nin rer waqoyi baa masjid la geeyay, markii salaadi la xiran rabo uu wuxu arkay nimankii ku dhawaa oo ku soo dur durkaayo, markaasuu yiri: Rer Waqooyi dude: War waaxay dee, maad halkaas ku tukataan, maxaad hoosta nooga soo galaysaan oo inoo cariir-yaysaan, naw? Nimankii kale: War nabigaa ku sali, shaytankaa na soo dhex galaayo haddii kale, oo waa inaan block-gareenaa. Reer Waqooyi dude: Dee maxaad shaytaanka u cayrinaysaan, hadduu rabo inuu tukado iska daaya ha tukadee.

Jeesna [ama jees]= Show off? like, waa ka sii jeestay, ma ku jees-teeninoo.

If she wants to see what his intentions are, let her take a six month vacation to Somalia then decide. For all we know he could have three wives and a dozen kids. Given the differences of Somalia and UK, I think I'd try to get to UK however I could as well. I just hope for her sake that this is a good thing, and not a scam.

I'd use it on SOL itself, to make all the |diots on the site disappear. :rolleyes:

I dont know why you are making this a gender issue. People are people, and there are good and bad in both genders. Therefore, your idea is bij .

^ one of my weapons of mind destruction!

^LOL! Sajaqaan la kor dhabay waaxid. I heard ^ that before, can't quite remember who I heard it from! Caadi ma tihid!

^ Some of us mastered the art of leaning against the wall too, arms crossed looking uninterested, but if he's cute it's different story. I am one to leer at those I find exceedingly attractive.

^I thought so too, or GM is a She-male. Brava Lexy, keep on exposing the GMs.

Brownie and Zu: Can't wait to see you two cows get old. They say you will end up looking like your parents. I'm glad both my mom and dad are hotties . How will you look when you turn 60? I hate to hurt your feelings, but no way a Dheelo with even no brain is going to want your decrepit old man body, unless ofcourse .. ( )