LiibAAN I wish i could help you brother.I myself, when it comes to true crimes i'm a punkazz.I don't want to be worried about dropping dem soaps in jail. On the other hand i can fax ya my new assumed identity and you can tell the ni99a you got an O.G in u'r family and show him the record..

Besbaso Why you ask that? You think a 16 yr old can't be a garoob.

Castro I don't believe in Karma or ying yang or even yoga. However ain't nobody should tell you, i don't welcome criticism as long as we keep my mum and if you have one, yours too from this crap.

Don't you guys have anything other than bbc.

Originally posted by Saluugla: Now who sounds like the crappy 10:00 o'clock news? You tell me pretty lady. Honey are you that slow,your comeback kinda sounds like the song "the return of the Mack".Anyway do us a favour,just shut the hell up.We don't need you talking too much like Tammy Faye.It's too early for that.

Do you have any idea what they got on your file.You will be amazed at the stuff you might find in your records.I just checked mine and interestingly i got the shock of my life.Sh!t so criminal minded i can walk through any ghetto and scream "check my police record you wangstaz" O.k there is nothing to be proud of here.I had my encounters with police,28 times last year.All of it as result of mistaken identity,but i had no problem with this.I already knew the guy there were looking for and in most cases he had done nothing more than gross misdemeanor like 5th degree assault, jaywalking,disturbing the peace,drunkness and some minor things. However i just found that, i have the following in my records a) possesion of cocaine b)Illegal gun possesion c)attempted abduction D) attempted rape E)attempted sodomy f)Burglary and many other felonies. It looks like most of this crimes were commited around mid 90s in the state of Virginia.I have been to one of the Virginia's last year but i can't recall which one it was.How am i supposed to know they all look alike to me plus i was never a fan of geography. When i inquired about how this criminal reports ended up in my record,they told me there is this somali dude in Virginia who has the same last name as me and as result they have messed up and assumed it was me. The good news is they gonna clean my record but the bad news is its gonna take months and awhole lot of fingerprinting . Please be careful out there,don't be blinded by your somalinimo,there are somalis indeed with bad records and you better watch your back and don't forget to check your police records,,,,Just don't include me with those folks.....remember i'm a nice guy,don't i look mr friendly

Which part of "there is nothing fair in this world" can't you guys understand.

^^^^^^ The death of rehnquist won't change athing,as matter of fact this provides Dubya with two chances of appointing two young conservative judges.A lasting legacy Dubya will be so proud of. As for Kanye West he just said what the rest of us say in our daily life.However he also shoves jesus into u'r face not to mention his gay azz crap.

Saluugla You sound like the 10:00 o'clock news,full of crap and fake threats to my life.

Originally posted by ALexus.: I found out Diana user stay away from the sun. How did you find out a diana user? Were you A)A Reformed diana user b)A diana fan c)A potential Diana abuser D)Adiana user who doesn't like diana abusers or should we say it takes a diana user to identify a diana abuser. Either way girl you got issues the size of Katarina,i just hope it won't take them long to rescue you.

^^^^^ Very interesting even though its longer than most of the post i want to read on this website.Anything more than 5 lines is just too long for me. Anyway they should stop labelling men ****** ,even somali girls in my city are buying this crap and suddenly they think we are slower than them....which ofcourse is never proven.

^^^^^^^ I thought you quit watching the vikes......just kidding I don't think i will miss moss as long as vikes keep on winining,but if that doesn't happen i think shipping Moss to west coast wasn't such smart idea. Nate burleson seems to be picking from where moss left,other than that i think the vikes have long way to go.

^^^^^^^^ You and bishaaro have this love hate relationship going on.....too bad no more beads from New orleans. Anyway players are not born, they are made by women and like anything you made its guranteed to bring you down one day. As for the question why women never learn?that shouldn't be asurprise,think of awoman delivering ababy,at that moment its so painful she will swear she will never have another baby.However ayear or two later,she is at it again and for some strange reasons she has no memory of the pain.The same thing with em ladies getting played.The thrill overtakes the memory.

Originally posted by US_MARINES: wow!!! it looks like N.O post the hurricane disaster. LOooooool I think you should know afew things about S.O.L a)Expect loads of pictures and links about puntland and somalilands.Don't ask me why,i'm just happy for this folks.Ain't none easy about representing your village and showing pictures to support your argument that your village deserves to be promoted to the status of acity,think of paris,new york,tokyo. B)The same thing with Political section,just avoid it.You will never understand what the heck they are fighting for or about unless you want to become the village chief. c)Expect aletter of protest from the same folks once you mention some semi-arid zone in somalia. Now go ahead and explore the place.And don't call any sister here nayaaaa unless you want them to bobbit you.They got knives under the push up bra.

Originally posted by sheherazade: Who's got more funnies? This ought to be a sticky. I'd like to see some Aussie humour! Anyone? Forget about Aussie humour i'm having trouble trying to find the british funny.There was nothing funny about some guy singing about aspirin or some cold medicine.It looks to me something Condoleeza will find funny. Anyway good luck in finding aussie humour,i suggest you start with crocodile hunter and finish with crocodile dundee. ps----Rahiima,legend of zu,lexy and all aussies,nothing personal here.I was just talking about white folks in australia and australian in general.I think the aborigines are funny if only they knew how to use acamera.

Originally posted by Medulla Oblongata: Have y'all heard of Five Percent or Five Percenters or "Nation of Gods and Earths?" No i have left rap for the wangstaz and hiphop for the culturely confused folks. WElcome to this God forsaken place and for heaven sake stop been naive.

^^^^^ There is nothing i can't fix on fridays except Katrina on New orleans azz,so let me know what the problem is. This propably will be the last weekend i will be in town and most likely last friday i will log on here. Just looking forward to three days off.

^^^^^^^ Ok we heard you said me and my b**h but what the heck are you laughing at.

^^^^^^^^^ Nice to hear you are volunteer for the red cross. Anyway its really sad to see the situation folks in new orleans and the neighbouring states are dealing with. The most depressing part is the fact that the worst hit are the poorest of the poor and they are predominately African American. Dubya and his cronies are not really responding as quick as is necessary,and don't even ask me about gas prices......someone better explain to us why gas prices is ridiculously higher than expected.

^^^^^^^ Why are you so passionate about it.Do you wanna volunter to be a surrogate mother.Be carefull before you go into production mode.

ORQILAGE Women with meat are so yesterday.The sister has a nice azz, anything more than that is like we are trying to discover Alaska.You should be able to lift any woman you're dating and i don't know how you will do that if the woman has alot of meat and the most you can bench press is 145pounds. Haddad The transformation of my face happens at a time of my own choosing.Do not expect me to consult you on that. Right now i consider you the same way Clinton used to consider Osama,You're just anuisance,an annoying fellow that deserves afew cruise missiles but not worth a full scale war.I told you to keep off my folks and so far it looks like you met my demands hence the reason i'm not that much worried about you. Shehe I got your point,but i believe there are three types of women. 1)the cute ones...usually noticed by boyz 2)pretty ones.......men scream "damn she is hot" when she passesby 3)and the beautiful one......women scream "wow she is hot" when she walks by. US MARINE Wellcome to the hood,........the marines have landed and my job here is done.

Originally posted by Alaina: I wouldn't blame the girl, she may have chased but he let her catch him The problem always lies with the guy if you ask me Not necessarily,let'sjust say there is customer who is not satisfied with the quality of service he was promised or he thought he was entilted to

What so hard about stopping khat.All you need is to arm the women and the children with laws that enable them to sue any father who puts khat before his family. A man should only buy khat after he has taken care of his family,anything short of that will have the state interfereing in his private affairs and the state will decide how he spends his money.

Sadly most of ya'll are older than previously thought.You know you're old when you start talking about internet and 1995.........You properly have kids in college now.

SHEHE So what kind of woman will you consider hot,name some celebrities or anyone we know.