Lol the hell? The song is catchy but I can't understand the words in some parts. Here is one of my favorites:

loooooool@Nasty H..... While we are on the subject, here are other names to not consider: B!tcharo (Bishaaro) H!-lean-mo.(Halimo) H!-down (Hodan) same-bia (Saamiya) Kids can be so cruel walee.

looooooooool@Jimcaale. That is foul.

He isn't equating the worth of women with money: Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value the true worth of women far, far more. he is rather using such an example as a relatable comparison ina adeer because apparently there isn't anything [that they hold/cherish: who ever THEY are] of like value. We are living in an era were objects are held in high esteem in place of iska daa haweynka but human life in general. The analogy fits; but to each his own and his interpretation.

Loooooooool. Very nice. I enjoyed reading it.

How was this one (in particular) offensive and incomplete? Mida Kale if you hate these types of analogies, how will you know a complete one (whatever that means) when you come across it?

Pili Pili: Constitution. I wonder how you kept your temper in check: Eedo for the last time, Bill clinton madax weynaha maraykanka mo'oho anymore. Midh la dhoho George Bush baa ah. Maya, waa George Bushkii hore wiilkiisa. Gary Lockna Governershipkii waa laga guuleystay oo hada Gregoire baa noo noqotay governor. Last but not least, duqa magaalada waa Greg Nickels, ma i garatay? Just haa iska dheh.

^No one should leave home for a party without expecting something like this to happen. Ilaahay ha u naxariisto. Scary walee.

I rather not. [Hence: I'll never know.]

^Masochist. Why you would want to put yourself through all that self-wrenching agony, I'll never know. Oui iyo Non weeye sheekadu: Sabab? Well, intaa inkaar qabaha ka daba ordaysid, midh ka kheyr ama ka qiima badan baa ku dhaafi karo.

LOL. Osmosis prone? You couldn't do better? Find more fitting a term? Disappointing walee: sida thongs baa half a!sed u tahay ina adeer.

^Bada bim, bada bum Laakiinse Niggas? War ileen balaayo. Ma anigaa mooday mise inanka wuu PMS kareenayaa? [Rhetorical question weeye ee ka socda]. Wacdaraha adduunka waxaa laga wareestaa ruuxi wax garadee

^War maandhow, leerka iga jeedhi. I will dig and bury them with clinical detachment: there is no giddiness associated with death ina adeer. I will contribute my time to a worthwhile cause and I'll be rewarded for it soo ma'aha?

^Self-acquired weeye. Forget cooking, I don't even remember the last time I ate a home cooked meal.

I wouldn't want to work in a morgue; I'd rather examine the bodies. If you have information about volunteering (the necessary shots, papers, and protocol: as long as it's not with the red cross), send it my way ina adeer.

Why would you love someone you don't want to be with? Ah.. I get it. The mind doesn't always desire the direction of the heart. Well, if that is the case then it's mind over matter, I say. If the heart doesn't mind, it doesn't matter: don't ask! I don't really know what that means either. Runtii: The heart is fickle: it can be made to desire another just as quickly.

^Who let the Dogs out, ma is tidhi? Viking wrote: I had to at times take care of a corpse, clean it and get it ready for the morgue. I think that is so friggin' cool dude. Ever since I read Stiff -By Mary Roach, I recommend it highly: great read especially if you like understated humor-I become morbidly fascinated with human cadavers and those that tend to it. I'm trying to get into that line of work for the summer actually: just to see if it agrees with me before I decide to pursue it. Keeping my fingers crossed.

I don't know many in Somali but here is an english one: Googaa: What has a bed but never sleeps?

^Looooooooooooooool. That is sad. Beef up security and arm them with tazers: Shock the shidh out of the hellraisers, literally!

lol@telemarketing. Sorry. I quit that job the day I was supposed to start it. Phew. My worst job was working as a Customer service rep. for Verizon Wireless: And it's not cute to call and say "Can you hear me now?" or "Good" when I reply yes. IT'S NOT.

Bishitta: You are asking me to run away with you and in the same breath you are serenading Mr.Hubba Hubba, Man I'm pretty? :eek: The rain I saw you walking in the rain You were holding hands and I'll never be the same. Tossing and turning another sleepless night The rain crashes against my window pane Jumped into my car didn't drive too far That moment I knew I would never be the same. CHORUS Now here you are begging me To give our love another try Girl I love you and I always will But darling right now I've got to say goodbye 'Cause CHORUS Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you Listen first thing first let me hang up the coat Yeah how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did? Yeah? I missed you too I missed you so much I followed you today That's right now close your mouth 'Cause you cold busted Now just sit down here, sit down here I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do You know my first impulse was to run up on you And do a Rambo I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled I called up the bank and took out every dime. Then I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Don't go lookin in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? ( :confused: ) You don't mess with the [Lee!] I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. 'Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young. And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . . Until then, you know what you gotta do? You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. 'Cause you dismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat... By Oran Juice Jones We are through and I take my song back. Amelia Mia so how u doin'?

I don't share.

loooooool@U r a genius. OMG. Congrats ina adeer and may your union be a blessed one.

^I do. She makes me float like a boat upon the nile. Zu: War leerka naga jeedhi, oo iftiinka naga yaree. I'm courting maandhow.

^Have I told you lately just how much I love you? LOL.