Mombasa_QUEEN

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  1. Mombasa_QUEEN

    Jokes

    Hey it's me again. "There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement." Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done. At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??" All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!""
  2. Mombasa_QUEEN

    jokes

    Hey just got done with 2exam and just fell like crakin some ppl. "What is the best way to circumcise a redneck? kick his sister in the jaw" "What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan" "What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto." "What do you name a retarded Asian? Som Ting Wong" "How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the ****** is still trying to back out of your driveway." "What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move? 'Drop it, nigger.'" "What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs? Trustworthy" "What is hard and long on black people? Third grade" "Why shouldn't you run over a black guys bike? Because it might be yours!" "What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix" "Why do racists carry chainsaws? Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga" "How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.
  3. lol ic people yelling about gas money iknw how ya fell but actually they reduced 5cent so thats better.
  4. Ilcapo unaongeya about change sina hata sumuni.lol
  5. The only reason iam voting is coz bush looks like evil person but again kerry i think wt ever he say's about tax and stuff that just a joke but hey i will be voting inshalah for kerry.
  6. O.M.G hell no the nigga dint just say that dang that was cold. i would have choked him to death.
  7. I actually got 4meter lakiin i got better the next time i got 34.
  8. lol Ilcapo acha zako bolgum ndio poa mmmh na orbit usilete ya starbery sawa...na kama unaona haya kuleta bolgum basi leta mabuyu,kashata na asali ya nyuki lol anywayz takecare.
  9. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool dammmmmmmmmmmmmm if i was the poor guy i would have chop hes left ball.
  10. Hey ilcapo mbona hukuandika kwa kingereza so we all can read?
  11. Hey nune i'm none when it comes to urology,coz i'm in medecal feild and i knw wt it means and mutorolology eh you figure it out.
  12. Hey sheherazade well said. Inshalah we all will recover
  13. LOL that was a good father... if it was a somali father he knows better not coming to the house by him self. The Rendezvous w/c to the site.
  14. Hey Willo i was gonna major in psychology in my first year but then i got some advice from a profesor of mine saying when it comes to psy feild there isnt much stuff to do other than social worker or teaching and mostly all you would do is research most of ya time so it hink psy is only good for ppl who are interested in researching. I took some psy coz its still run in medical to and its interesting.
  15. Lol silent i wihs i could figure how you are but iam not good on that....rudy to bad you taken then..and to good for me.
  16. Garab tujiye is wareer badanaa!!! ya fav word or you just dont know wt else to use when it comes to ya dam *** . ups
  17. IL capo kama unaenda nyumbani hebu kanuse hewa alafu tuambiye inanuka vipi...halafu tuletea orbit na biggee na usisahau bolgum lol.
  18. Lazie nice i like ya attitude...Jacaylbaro you got some good points...nune i got none for you.
  19. lol these is a nice topic....but when me and my gurl get together now and then all we talk about am i worth being with him. bottom line is if you dont trust ya dude there is no point of ya relashionship.
  20. Hey To me iam attracted to guy with attitude i dont know whay but thats how it is...when it comes to pleasing a woman ya somali men dont know how to iam not saying these from expe... but i hang out wiht alot of somali guy and i know it... one thing is you have to know what spot to do her right lol. not just hit it let the water come out and you done no way that is nothing....i dont wanna go into detail coz we on ramadhan but ama just say both partner should know what spot that wil make both of ya say mmmmmh.
  21. Hey It's not about testing you're guy/woman every six month no 2way the main point here is before ya hit it just make sure ya both are clean. simple as that.