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Hello ya all I Have a question and it's kinda going bad coz aim not that good in quran i havent yet finished the Kitab, but again i do know some of the stuff i grew up while i used to attend madrasa. so my question is did God say get ready for death? and if so can u just jump over the 14 floor of ya apartment and say well i will die coz i'm throwing my self? well these is a concern me and my gurl have 3 of us are muslim and one is a christian... some how the Religion topic came up and we urgued alot where i said u have to prepare ya self to death... god already knws wt u will die of if u get hit by a car, or wt ever reason it is god already knws... but one of my gurl and the christian gurl said well u have to know wt u will die of, if u jump over the 14 floor well u will die, so my question i wanna know who is right. Me and the other gurl who said get ready for death and God knws wt u will die of OR my gurl saying u got to prevent wt u gonna die of.

nice thanx for sharing.

Hopefully when i get my self straight...when aim done searching for my life and where i would endup thats when ama ties or except to be tied the knot.

MY Dream is to be working at anykinda of hospital in unites states and me wearing them white Outfit.oh well thats my shyt.

lol nice topic but to me i would like when the man puts a lot of effort on a date and he better knw wt kinda step to take first.

hello somalian student i just have these opotunity to let you knw about an intership that they offer young minority student across the country. and these internship lets you work on your major before you graduate and its good for your resume. so here is the website www.inroads.org you can go straight such for ya state and just apply in ya city and they will contact you and its pays you really good.so now you dont have to worry about looking for a job during summer, these is a good appotunity in the summer. let me know if you have any more question i will do my best to help you.

i think she meant xaqaal eid. but anyway my plan is to drive 2hrs and see my family and have fun with them if the skool wount excusse me that means ama eid with my friends.

LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS KINDA FUNNY.

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LOL qac qaaac! Nyce i dont wanna urgue but these kinda course is meant for the guys...and talking about the woman who cant cook you just running ya mouth coz we lady were born knowing how to coook and do all the shyt ya cant.lol

LOL ILCAPO hamna shida...na ushaenda nyumbani ama bado uko mtani.

Hello God din't want kerry to win for what ever reason but hey lets just hope we all muslim going to be safe form the %%%%% BUSH.

Lol iskey...bee ya go for it if that will help...qac lol @ marry what were u thinking about.

Lol at woman is everything woman nowadayz actaully the second pic i seen a bold head so that means its a dude. but hey its funny pics.

These some shyt!

Garab no hard fellings coz i dont intend to so lets just live it like that.

Garab dont think i'm way to dum to think that u meant to be jokin matter fact we all do knw how to twist words around...plz with all do respect show me the same respect as i show you dont just run ya mouth all day if u aint gonna make no sence. qacqac i got none to tell you waryaa.

Garab seriously you need a psychology help.... first you talk alot of shyt that no one cares...second you keep repeating ya self over and over again...third if u cant take it like a man then go cry over ya %%%% shoulder or some its a ****in joke place ok no one should take any kinda shyt serious.

Hello “We have bestowed blessings on all people, guiding them by land and sea. We have provided them with many good things, and exalted them above all the other creatures which we have made. The day will surely come when we shall summon every nation, along with its apostle. A book recording their deeds will be given to every man and woman. Those who receive this book in their right hand, will read it; they will not suffer any injury. But those who have been blind in this life, will be blind in the life to come, going further astray.†-Qur'an, Al-Isra, Surah 17:70-72

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Hey I think there is no one who at age 13 and above dont know what todo when it comes to sex...to me i dont think the reason why somali young girlz get pregnant coz of none education about sex... i remember when i was at a young age my mother alwayz advice me about not having sex and stuff like that and also we are muslim we also do get some education about sex in madrasa. everyone nowadayz know alot about sex and its not a luck of education or inough information about sex is just they would love to make love and it endup having sex and stuff. so all iam saying is they just need to stop having sex period. or when they fill the stomach they need to handle it coz they brought that to them self.

lol Garab i wish i had the guts to talk shyt like you but you knw what i was raised batter ok dont get mad if i post some that really talk about ya anyhow its me to do wt ever i need to do and you to min ya bizzness....and matter fact u got none to do other than alwayz on some gurlz behinde get a life huffer.

lol nuune.

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