Cheers lucky, it's nice to see you an'all, And hey I don't love myself this is just me putting on a face, I’m usually extremely insecure.

Of course towards me, who else would it be towards? anyways don't worry yourself about me luv, I have issues! Well thats what i'm told anyways!

Aww! Thank you Barwaaqo, you've just made a friend for life girl! I missed you too and you kool kat! Right back at ya babes!

I'm NO blond bimbo please don't insult me! That was really hurtfully! *sniff* "*sniff* and totally uncalled for!

Listen luv, my problem is the lack of appreciation around here, oh and alittle jealously but thats about it. I'm just wondering why no one takes any notice of me, is my cyber life all in vain? :confused:

Please, stop!, stop clapping I know I’m brilliant, please don’t bow…lol Hello nomads how have you been? I’ve noticed a lot of newbies around. So I guess you people have been missing Mio, right?! Course you have, what a silly question Anyways, I see you lot have been busy, busy this summer like myself but don’t you worry yourselves I’m back, and I won’t be leaving you any time soon, And you can quote me on that one! Soo…I’ve also noticed everyone regurgitating old topics and I thought I’d rescue you all from the oh so immensely tiresome boredom, aren’t I so wonderful! Lol

What is it with you lot? Have you no consideration for others? (i.e. ME!!!) How come when I have a brilliant idea no one listens to me but when other people regurgitate my ideas it's suddenly a brilliant idea. I seem to remember a few people insulting this site and complaining about it...so what's changed? Aye? How come I never get any glory?

Well it's all true sista i've been in the same position and i totally gave up on all of them, but after a while i met a few people who actually gave me some hope for the Somali nation, so why do exactly what they're doing? why sterotype everyone?

Saw Hibo in the most ridiculously hideous lime green and pink polka dot dress and fluorescent yellow stilettos :eek: , Hodon and Xafsa cringed at the sight and then starting laughing lewdly at their arch nemesis. Hibo realised she was the object of their amusement and starred daggers at Xafsa so Xafsa quickly composed herself and gave Hibo a chilling looking. “The cheek of that Bit*h” :mad: whispered Hodon as they slowly strolled pass Hibo. Xafsa looked on and smiled “Now talk about needing help, Nayaa call the Fashion police!” Both Hodon and Xafsa laughed so hard they felt their sides split. You see Hibo is actually Xafsa’s cousin whom she disowned after she found out she was having an affair with Xafsa’s boyfriend (now to be husband) nin-yaban “The nerve of that girl, after she tried stealing my bloke, she gives me looks like that?!” said Xafsa still half laughing. Just before Hodon could reply Freaky kitten ran up behind Hodon and scared the living daylights out of her. Freaky laughed in a demented cat like shriek. Xafsa gave Hodon a funny shifty glance, they both thought freaky was crazy but they never said anything to her about it. “Hey, hey Hodon did you see Hibo…man what’s with her…hey, hey?” Freaky said quickly Hodon and Xafsa looked at freaky kitten, she was actually wearing her baby pink bunny rabbit pyjamas and fluffy white kitten slipper. “anyways…!” said….

Lets get a little royal mail thing going! like the advert back in the days, but this is funnier, get a picture of anything that reminds you of a nomad on SOL and post them here! here's a few of mine! That is soo like clown...lol :eek: og_moti you cheeky monkey...lol nah i'm joking i just liked this picture. cute_lil_gal? erm...not really!

Gediid I wouldn’t say revolting it’s more like erm… abhorrent and repulsive, No honestly I think We should stick with muslim names, they’re universal and they’re meaningful. What more do you want? Actually it’s your right to have a name with an Islamic background and meaning, rather than old-fashioned Somali name. What does that say about your self? (I’m a FAD?)

I swear one of those name look like coleslaw, why would you subject you poor child to something like that? Bisinka have you no heart?!

You might as well go and call yourself Umpalumpa, YUCK! :eek: Walahi if my parents called me any of those names (no offence intended) I’d first disown them (they obviously hate me , for them to do something like that??!!) and then I’d change my name at the post office for £5.99 And then I’d be Penelope Stardust (only joking!)

In comes head Mistress Silent sistah who was immediately appalled by the student’s behaviour, she quickly rushed over to Nin- Yaban and plucked the flyers from his hands…scanning quickly over the flyers, her face dramatically changed to a grotesque frown. Throwing the flyers in the bin she clipped Nin-yaban by the ear and dragged him to her office. The crowd of angry girls cheered after her as justice was severed, O.G moti looked over and realised, a mist all the commotion that none other than the infamous Shyhem had just cooly sauntered in through the cafeteria double doors with Nura hanging off his arm. O.G moti couldn’t believe his eyes, blinking uncontrollably he stared at the horrible image and he suddenly felt his stomach both churn and tighten,he felt his knees wobble and turn to jelly, without a thought he stood up like a shot and ran out the cafeteria, avoiding the pair as best he could. Running frantically down the adjoining corridor and looking back O.G moti bumped into…. (damn i should write books...lol)

1) stupid, pupil, list, useless-activities 2) can't , nobody, find, mine 3) very, vain, i've, vanished 4) clue, spelling , reversed, water 5) ain't, anyone, gonna, ask? 2 - 5 - 1 - 3 - 4 actually it's not that bad, i take the time wasting remark back! lol

over growth????? talk about time wasting! whyo?

Am I the only one who feels like they should say something? with posts like... :confused: Originally posted by WaTerLily: I ended up with a dog in holland eating grapefruit. ( erm...it's country starting with D then a animal, then finally a fruit!) and Originally posted by lambda: Canada -alligator-rasperry . and also Originally posted by somealien: india, ant-eater, rasberry. I never though somealien would say that... hello!, but you should have gotten the letter D, thats the whole point! the calculations are just there to confuse you into thinking you thought up of the letter D yourself! :confused: and P.S a tomato is not a fruit!!! :eek: For the love of god!!! :rolleyes:

Guess what I’m weirder than all of you lot, I got Dominica (Caribbean island), Aardvark and kiwi Does that mean I get a medal?

Thanks OG luv :)I'm sooo flattered , I’d loved to meet you an’all… So I can murder you, dump your body in the Thames and then I’d get your SOL account password and write a couple posts impersonating you, so I can defacing a few people on SOL. That would have worked had I just not let the cat out the bag and given away my ploy for SOL domination! After that “WORLD DOMINATION” nothing would have stopped me!!! **Evil laugh** But I guess not…oh well!

Awwwwwww you people are just too bloody nice...if it was me i wouldn't I wouldn't even have noticed! :eek: Oops...What I meant to say was thanks and yeah I’m gonna try and get more involved...I’ve just been spectating! (So don't think I don't see you!) Oh and thing I noticed was Darman’s still attention seeking as per usual, and OG-moti’s getting weirder by the minute!!! :confused:

Do you still want me to be the Grand Empress? And should i change my name back too Curly_sue?

HUH? :confused: Can I come too clown and prettyboy?

king check the first page!

I'm really starting to question OG-moti's sexuality :confused: lol...all woman are ugly!!!...okay whatever rocks you boat, luv! Anyways...does this mean i can be a model too, it looks like they're taking anyone nower days. They'd probably welcome me with open arms!!!

Does that mean i can be a model too?