Johnny B

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  1. Alpha Blondy;957998 wrote: ^ horta, Jonny Boyooow, inaar, what the hell do you stand for? beside these little insults against islam...ma garatay? Firstly , it is " ina atheer" and absolutely not "inaar". Secondly , life is comlex enough just to stand for or against things, unlike you, i even stand by sometimes. What i however don't stand for is living in Somalia and claiming to be living in another country. That said , If anything one utters comes across pejorative to your Faith, that leaves one with no choice, ma kastay?
  2. Che -Guevara;957952 wrote: You are not wise mullah. Only you are generous enough to consider a Mullah smart.:cool:
  3. I do agree with the results of this reasearch and i may go further and say the Men from the triangle are not far behind the khatumites in that regard, all according to my x girlfriends. Seriously though,We Somalis are the most romantic, no people are so full of exaggeration or fanciful inventions as we Somalis, but treating our girls with ardor or chivalrousness is wholly different ball game, and for a good reason. Who on earth can romace someone who will call her family if you ask for any other position than the misionary in bed?
  4. It all depends on who you ask, hence a mundane assumption. I think Rayaale was the most civiliced Somali olitician.
  5. Dr_Osman;957398 wrote: Salax jealous are you? Pictures are not required, he met his counterpart . Not that i mind the meeting taking place , but since when Uuru Kenyata became a governor or/and Faroole became the president of Somalia? , lest "counterpart" is redefined .
  6. xiinfaniin;956613 wrote: ^^LOL Hadalkayga maadan garan Xaaji Habaarow: Ani iyo Xassan isku kuf baan nahay , adiga shaki baa iiga jira Allow, ma tiri !
  7. xiinfaniin;956461 wrote: ^^Kismayo , waa home ninyahow. Puntland was and still is a heaven for expellees of Mogadishu But Kismayo is a true home , Hassan wants to destroy that opportunity for many of us ---he already tried but failed. So this is real awoowe His presidency is on the line, but he does not know it , adigu Kismayo markaad aragto anoo ka hadlay iska kay taageer xattaa haddaysan dhab kaa ahayn Holly molly , my Xiin is back, i almost lost hope on him ever since the jubaland state formation contradicted with our federal governement. NGONGE's home is "Sharjah" , but you can give him Burao any day so i'm sure he tacitly supported your reaction to the IGAD communique.
  8. Xaaji Xunjuf;956449 wrote: Warsaamale the clan of ismaciil Cumar geele. Wayahay tallaabo adigu so gurguro inay wax ku taraan:D Warsaamale no no arab Descent for me. What happened to the "Hashinite" , or was it "Hashimite" ?
  9. Tallaabo;955403 wrote: I believe Islam is about choice be it religion, marriage, or lifestyle. It is not a totalitarian political system which must be imposed on society. The Quran is the primary source of Islamic theology and wisdom and in that Holy book Almighty God said that there is no compulsion in region. Anything other than complete freedom for people to choose what they believe in and practice is un-Islamic to me. And what was The punishment for leaving Islam ?
  10. Now, let me walk you through the gist of Somali "kaftan" while correcting the typoof "start" instead of "star". "Waa la ii qariyaa" means what you said yourTolka will reply with is tantamount to insulting my tolka which in turn is un acceptable to my tolka and cause a fight between my tolka and yours. My tolka is the combination of the great Tolks of Ununka and small teeth, maybe you are familiar with the "ununka" but not with the "small teeth". And with that , it is clear who of us is the newbie in Somali language and clanish "kaftan" or should i say politics..
  11. Haatu;954351 wrote: This doesn't make sense young HAG Yes it does old Sahal.
  12. Haatu;954322 wrote: Tolka replies with uf iyo kir Then i reply with " waa la ii qariyaa" as i am of the great tolka of Ununka and small teeth.and start calling you "caano boodhe and co". Now , let us see halka aad wax maridaan :mad: Seriously though,The Somali primier was right all along this marry-go-around of Jubaland state.
  13. Recommendations o The Federal Government and Parliament of Somalia to expedite enactment of the necessary laws that govern the establishment of regional administration. 2. Whether or not it is all inclusive: o The mission found the inclusivity of the Kismayo process contestable, especially among the minority. Recommendation o Recognizing the fragility of the situation in Kismayo, the Federal Government should timely convene and lead reconciliation conference with support of IGAD while consulting key Stakeholders in Kismayo. According to IGAD , there are no winners , We need to reconcile our positions if we care for our country. suggestions for the sake of the Nation. I) The FGS should for the sake of the Nation grant Madobe and tolka ( maybe by way of tacit accpetance of his leadership ) a leadership role of the new federal state,of Jubaland while securing the minority rights. II ) Raskamboni and Tolka should stay a SNA brigade and accept the FGS's leadership of the state formations be it in the Jubas or wherever Tolka has an interest for the sake of the Nation . What say you Raaskambooni and Tolka?
  14. D.O.C;953680 wrote: Why every world known somali figures are from somaliland:mad:?
  15. Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: Can you tell me how he is going to unite Somalia with Somaliland what methods will he use , Well lest you want me to buy your crap for a fact , there is one country called Somalia and it is a already a single country, a UN member nation , so the president is not uniting his country with another country as you'd like to be the case, but he is talking to a particular clan of his nation that was wronged or targeted by the previous regime.. The method was already declared , no force will ever be used against our brothers from the North, diplomacy is the way. Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: what resources Diplomatic reasources are appendant for every internationally recognized government. Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: how is he going to convince SL leaders and SL public to support him He is talking sense to their leaders, Many among the public in the north already disagree with the secession project, the rest will have to realize. Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: 70% of SL population dont even know what the union was That is neither reason enough to question the singleness of our nation nor it is reason enough seceding a Somali clan. Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: lol. Was that necessary? Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: Now tell me how is he going to unite Somalia with Somaliland. read the above ! Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: Forget about what he wants forget about what Somaliland wants, What is there to talk about then?! Xaaji Xunjuf;952504 wrote: He wants unity right with Somaliland how is he going to achieve that. Again, no he doesen't want unity with Somaliland, Somalia is already a single country, he wants peace among it's clans.:cool:
  16. Xaaji Xunjuf;952389 wrote: If wishes were horses The irony of the adage is so lost on someone .
  17. ^^ Not even a sophicticated straw man Xiinow, what i, the prime minister and the President dismiss is not a sopposedly decision made by 500 or 5000 so called delegates lest you want to live shorter within your memory, we've made our vision and policy for the uppcomming Jubaland state clear way before this hasty so called "decision" or election ( if you like ) took place. It was your deliberate decision to go ahead with this immature and volitile state-making endeavour for your oportunistic clanish reason, high on steroids and a borrowed muscle. Even by going with your clanish sentiment of it going against my clan majesty agenda,one'd be hardly pressed to honestly account for your insistance of formating a State that you neither has a mandate for nor are you on the helmet of it's locals be it demographically or historically. Neither me nor the prime minister or the President need to fight tolka. All we're asking ourselves is, why Tolka settled for a quick reward when the Carvan has more ground to cover ?
  18. xiinfaniin;950944 wrote: Game on awoowe. Lets have it and see who loses Is this where where our Carvan ends? my Jubaland now or never ? Come on , let us compromise , Al-shabab is laughing at us. suggestion: 1: Never start a war . 2:Let the FG lead the conference. 3:Tolka must have a leading seat in the comming Jubaland state. 4:Reintegrate the Raaskambooni's to the Federal Somali Army 5:Lets remove Al-shabab from the region. It kills me inside to have Xiin abandon our Carvan (since Sheikh Sharif ) What say you?
  19. xiinfaniin;950912 wrote: Jubbaland's feet is on a stable ground Hassan is coming out of the closet so to speak---he has no cover. We all know where the federal government of Somalia stands regarding the state formation endeavoured by a legedly Somali army faction (raaskambooni) that fought alongside the Kenyan troops to outroot the Terrorist group of Al-shabab, due to clanish reasons , but that you baselessly accuse the President while you disregard the prime minister of the federal government of Somalia's plea reeks simple clanish reasoning from your part. Awoowe, the PM honoured Ahmed Madobe by paying him a visit in Kismayo and talked to him, but Madobe chose to blunder and apease TOLKA. Somalia is full of Somali army factions/divisions that are mostly from the same clan or sub-clan in the Jubas, Gedo, Bay, Hiiran and Bakool, if you understand why those Somali army factions can't form federal states instead of fihgting the terrorists, will you understand why the raaskambooni faction's state formation in the Jubas is unacceptble to the Somali governement. , Imisaan ka daa niri ?!
  20. To be a man in its most complex form means to be constantly surrounded by females that remind you that you are not a female, in it's simplest form to be a man means to have that gut feeling of you really being the one. In this particular case it's ubvious that he showed some extra intelligence among his freinds when they were expecting him to be dumbass, hence "be a man". ( read : be a dumbass ). and i am neither wise nor odey.
  21. The Zack;950255 wrote: Xaaji Then there will be war and destruction. Then the Somali government will collapse. Then Somaliland will prove its stability then Somaliland will get recognition. Then Somaliland will support col Hiiraale after having subjugated the khaatumo folks to total submision , at the end the Al-shabab leader will come home and get a hero's welcome,.and in his first speech to the new country, he'll resurrect Somaliland's British commonwealth membership (just as his uncle resurrected Somaliland from Somalia ) , singing God save the queen. :cool:
  22. Tallaabo;949719 wrote: I would not laugh at all if I were you knowing the mess your people and land is in:eek: True my land and it's people are in mess, since a lunatic person in it's 2nd capital, namely Hargeisa is threatening the UN airplanes with his bare hands., but i unlike you am observant enough to laugh at both myself as a person and my people as a Nation. :cool:
  23. N.O.R.F;949704 wrote: ^Please share JB. I don't see this as anything but empty brovado. I can see the UN execs having a good laugh about it right now in Hargaisa hotels. Count me in that laughing crowd as JB can not and will not share any plausible info regarding how the so called somaliland government could impliment such a threat. Obviously It is all part of the "Somaliland" play , and i woulden't be surprised if that so called minister in northern Somalia gets brought to justice for encouraging hijacking and grounding UN airplanes in northern somalia.
  24. ^^^^^ One thing we (of the " midnimada Somalia waa muqadas") need to understand is that if Somalia ever gets dismembered , it won't be so because of what the IC thinks about our Nation, it will be so because we hate each other's clan so that our nationahood is on the menu. Hargeisa KNOWS that the IC is not promoting the dismemberment of Somalia, Somalis are, so should we . :cool:
  25. Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: How can the motion be coined illegal? because , listen this. " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: Questioning the president's method of dealing with a rogue provincial administration while disregarding other entities' right to partake in the fate of their region is not illogical or illegal. True it is not illogical but it is not legal , since Khaatumo ( as an entity or a federal Somali state) itself for a reason or another can neither negotiate with Somaliland nor liberate it's territory militarily, the federal government has to deal with the reality on the ground as the underdog of the status quo, Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: After all MP Galaydh was exercising his duty in representing his constituents under a parliamentary arena. Furthermore, he took the legal path and received more than the required signatures to bring it into the parliamentary discussion. Duty exercising is one thing , blackmailing the federal government is illigal. Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: This is by far the opposite of illegal. It is baffling that anyone would think otherwise. Baffling you is our duty. Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: After all that the motion was rejected. That is the true antithesis of legal practice. I coulden't agree more. Aaliyyah;947929 wrote: As for supporting the president of Somalia, those of us from Khaatumo have always supported every man who was appointed presidency in Mugadishu (Incl. Hasan Sheikh Mohamud) and will always stand for unity and the blue flag. However, our support should not be taken for granted and our rights should not be discarded at the expense of others . I wish you accepted my "fika" invitation at Kista back then when you were visiting here, i'd tell you that i count on your support and take it for granted, as long as the unity of our nation is in tatter.