Posted by Castro Dead or alive, I will personally make sure my girls depend on no man (other than me). Other than you and my sons. heey what does that make us to each other? seedi or sodog?

Posted by Callypso The smaller the difference the better. I tend to look at it from the long term: when you're a fit and fun-seeking 50 year old, will he be a doddering senior citizen? Men have a distressing tendency to die fast, and who wants to outlive their beloved? On the contrary; In terms of looks its women that tend to age faster then their counterpart, and..Ummm..Oh yeah, above and beyond men are never too old for fun seeking women.

Man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later,he received this report: MOST HONOURABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE. SO,NO FEE. CHEN LEE

Heh to you too Ngonge, How can you praise him and at the same instant dismantle him? Oxymoron, Oxymoron, Oxymoron; Kind a like when your in-laws come for a visit, you look bored and anxious at the same time. Mental Note: Never ever go against Ngonge.

At work, at home, while you're on the road, even right here in somaliaonline. let it out folks, let it out. a) I find really annoying, when some Somali dude you just ran into, starts talking to you in this weird broken a$$ English with heavy accent, even though you’re responding in Somali to every question. :mad: b) When you go for a visit to relative house, and soon as you’re about to leave, they tell you “can you please drop off this eedo, (you never met before today) she lives on the way†and you pretend to be polite and say “sureâ€. To only find out she lives way out of way and not only that. She asks you to stop by three hilib xalaals still; inside you’re saying “the nerve†:mad:

^^ Wrrrrong! Abdilatiiif PS: Horta miyaad lasocotaa xoolaha inaa loo xiro wax shabaha rajabeeto? Magaceeyda bal sheeg sxb? Ninka wariyaha ah waxaa layiraah wariye, gabadha wariyaha ah maxaa layiraah? Labka somaliga ah waxaa layiraa "somali", dhadiga somaliga ah maxaa la yiraah? Q.1)Xoolaha rajabeetada loo xiro? A.1)waxaa la yiraahdaa, Calalo duug ah Q.2)Garadh wariya ah? A.2)waxaa la yiraahdaa, War-reey First Of lab iyo dhadig xoolaha ayaa loo isticmaalaa. Q.3)gabadh soomali ah? A.3)waxaa la yiraahdaa, Soomaliyad

^^Am excluded of course. Katrina, I am now gonna include (picture me showering at your house, I have a buttocks that’s hairless) I will make no more alterations to pitch. Thanks What’s this fascination about hairless bum? For what is worth, picture me taking a shower aight. That also included Ahura and Curling waterfall and the rest of other ladies.HA HA HA

Katrina, my dear you belong in no calegory, i wouldn't dare place you in one either. you're lovely just the way you are. Ps: :mad: My buttocks is hairless.

Jimca lee , Lets spicy it up a pit, shall we; let’s say that man who complimented my mother of her physical appearance, was your dad in his prime time. Now the question is, how do I feel about it? To be honest I wanna kick your dad’s **** (no, am only kidding). Seriously though, I sincerely wouldn’t care, she wasn’t my mother then. She was single women. In all honestly, I really didn’t see the relevance in your question as to why we shouldn’t compliment women. Curling waterfall , LooL I ment all of the above. She was a thick gal. Ahura , that’s the Somali language for you, But I would say let’s not look at the negativity side of it, its purpose to make you feel better about your self aint it? Jir mac ah should equal to, sweet melody to one’s ears. Dib Qatar ah should equal to, your blessed with yikiri yank.

^^ I was wearing one,when i wrote it.

^^ Which category do you fall in if i may aks? Being slow wasn't in the category.

^ sayid May I correct your sentecence grammer wise? "Waxaa kale/kalayto aan maqlay, inay Munkar iyo Nakiir aay kaa harayaan markaad musqusha aad gashid/gasho ama usocotid! Now may i correct your grammer MR.Not so correct himself? "Waxaan kaloo maqlay, in ay Munkar iyo Nakiir kaa haridoonaan markaad musqusha galaysid." "Kale" waa soomali "kaleyto" ma aha af-soomali, may be you ment "Kaleeto"

What is your greatest fear? Killing someone. What's your fondest memory? My young and restless days.

L O Z LoooooL..Zafir..may be u have chosen the wrong words..hehe...or she doesn't like to be compared to an animal..hehe. Ooo maxaa ka qurux badan FARAS? waa xaywaan aad u qiimo leh. Jimca lee think it's more shocking (disgusting really) to hear that type of a comment from a Somali guy-one who shares and knows of your customs-than it's to hear it from a foreigner who doesn't. (I don't understand the giggling though What's shcocking(disgusting) about a somali brother telling a somali sister, she looks beautifull. Are you saying we shouldn't compliment ya'll?

Here is my dilemma ladies. A compliment to a Somali gal from a Somali guy doesn’t hold the same water as compliment from a foreigner. Why is that? Somehow I suppose you gals hold a presumption, that we are after something or we’re perverts when we dish out compliments about ya’ll beauty. True Story 1999 San Diego, California my friend and me were waiting for a bus at the bus stop, when this Somali gal came and was also waiting for the bus. There was this black dude (African American) that was standing there, we was just staring at this gal for few minutes and then decided talk to her. Here’s what he said to her African American dude: Dayyymm, baby you look fine as hell, look at the size of your back, uummh uumh your legs in em jeans. Baby I just couldn't walk away with out telling you look beautiful. Somali Gal: Giggles (like a five year old) thank you, you’re so sweet. The African American dude thinking he done it, he made the Mack move and she will came chasing, walks away (Obviously he didn't know much about Somali gals) Me and my friend heard the entire exchange, so I asked my friend if i were to say all that the African American said, what do you think she might say? He said, “I don't know. But dude, don't.†So I got up and approached her. Me: Yarta, abaayo Jir mac ah aa kugu yaalo, dib dey, xabad dey, lugo faras aa ku saaran. abooyo macaan qalin biire maa laguu sameeyey? Somali gal: Kaniis, aabahaa @@@, maxaa ii maleeysay, waxaan anshax laheen aa tahay. Yaabka ma ila aregteen, gacan eeba gaartay. hada walaalayaaloow maxaa ka qaldan sheekadaan. Ani maa waalan? Idinka ii sheega dadoow.

^^Somebody (togane) wanted to get laid or is looking to tie the knot, I think. I really dislike when people add insult to an injury. :mad: :mad: It’s the unconditionally true that gals lead is every ratio there is, amongst the men in their communities. But enough is enough don’t you think? We can take all the beating there is, but folks should have the decency not to strip us outta of our cloths while beating.

^^ Your so cruel

^^LooL Why are you so mad?

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! ___________________________________ 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Faarax, What's your problem huh? Yo daanyeer, Act a fool all you want bro. Well, in your case, act daanyeer all you want.

OTTAWA — Prime minister-designate Stephen Harper says he won’t take advice from the U.S. ambassador on how to protect Canadian sovereignty in the North. At a wide-ranging press conference this afternoon, during which he said the new Conservative government will be sworn in on Monday, Feb. 6, Harper said he will stick to his campaign promise to station icebreakers and military personnel in Canada’s Arctic. U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins had criticized Harper’s plan, claiming the Arctic passage to be "neutral waters.†But Harper, at his first news conference as the incoming prime minister, said Canadians gave him a mandate to protect Canada’s sovereign interests in the North. And Harper said he’ll listen to Canadians on such issues, not the American ambassador. Harper pledged during the election campaign to build three armed icebreakers to protect against possible American submarine incursions into Arctic waters. At the same news conference, Harper suggested Canada will not recognize the new Palestinian Hamas government. Harper said his Conservative government won’t accept Hamas as long as it continues to support terrorism and calls for the destruction of Israel. Asked about the issue, Harper said he supports Israel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- President Bush says the U.S. will not deal with the Islamic militant group Hamas as long as it doesn't renounce violence. The president says that while the group won Wednesday's parliamentary elections, the U.S. will not deal with Palestinian leaders who do not recognize Israel's right to exist. He says you can't be a party to a peace process if you call for the destruction of another country and Hamas has advocated the destruction of Israel. Meanwhile, Bush is urging Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas to stay in office despite his party's defeat in Palestinian elections. The president says yesterday's elections were positive, in that Palestinians were able to peacefully and fairly cast their votes. But says the results should be a "wake-up call" to old-guard Palestinian leadership. Many of them are holdovers from the days of Yasser Arafat. President Bush also defended anew his program of warrantless surveillance Thursday, saying "there's no doubt in my mind it is legal." He suggested that he might resist congressional efforts to change it. "The program's legal, it's designed to protect civil liberties, and it's necessary," Bush told a White House news conference.

PARIS -- Pig's tail, pig's feet and other pig parts, all tossed into a pot with turnips, carrots and onions. Perfumed with smoked bacon and served steaming hot. Delicious! But there's trouble brewing in this broth. Small groups linked to the extreme right are ladling pork soup to France's homeless. Critics and some officials denounce the charity as discriminatory: because it contains pork, the soup is off-limits for Muslims. Critics view the stew - dubbed "identity soup" by its cooks - as a cynical far-right ploy to penetrate the most vulnerable level of society while masking their intentions as humanitarian. The associations offering the soup are satellites of Bloc Identitaire, a small, extreme-right movement that defends the European identity and, as its leader Fabrice Robert said, "the rights of the little whites." "It's not that we don't like Muslims. It's a problem of critical mass," Robert said in a telephone interview. "Just 1,000 Muslims in France poses no problem, but 6 million poses a big problem." www.seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/ 1103AP_France_Pork_Soup.html

Hodman, I don't think that's the reason.

^^Means you're ghetto child your self. (I picked it up in the words of kooleey.) What i think is completely differente.

^^ Aksing is not possible in the end January. :mad: