***Reggae man is in da mix*** Bloooooooooood Fyah (fire) Me na didn’t wanna right me lyrics on this boardah (board) seeeen Me don’t fly kite, me don’t like brainah (brain) Me like umble (humble) uman (woman) terock me worl (world) Ride er (her) cho cho like the trainah (train) Ragamuffin gial (J.L) me like you are flow. Kick’em blood fyahs to da curbah (curb) seeeen.

Idil. Very well indeed, unfortunately I am underprivileged faarax, so as a prize I will give you juicy MaC on the (left) cheek. I am lefty Here is another way. Lets see if the Mathematicians of Sol can crack this one. Danyer, how is your math skills? In Edinburgh, 15% of the population have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 300 names at random from the town's phone directory, on average, how many of them would have unlisted phone numbers?

Originally posted by makalajabti: Who care if women, dogs and donkeys revert to macawiis? Why do you have women, dogs and donkeys in the same category? *In the voice of that black lawyer in SEINFELD* I says “this is despicable, obnoxious, insufferableâ€

The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The resident of the green house drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. The resident of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. The resident of the centre house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The person who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The person who keeps the horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill. The person who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The person who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water. So, the question remains......Who owns the Fish? Let me know your answer, if you dare!

The ugliest woman I have ever laid eye on …uuuf :mad: I will make du'as you don't get this one danyer, you deserve better my brother. Much better.

Originally posted by Kooleey: I have heathen thoughts & fantasies, does that count? Uu la laa Kinky mademoiselle, Fantastique!

^^A lady in the streets but Freak in the bed is what you're asking for ain't it Johnny? Come on right out and say it. That’s every man's dream but only few get lucky. Nonetheless one should be happy with either "lady' or 'freak' given the chance, it's a huge bonus if you get it combined. :cool:

^^oouucc

Heh, see you have a protected brick house to shield you from wolves where you are now. But never underestimate the power of sheepdog with a revolver, they are as safe as brick house if not better.

And this is how the cookie crumples.

^ LoLL Nop...I am in the same boat as you, I have visited (‘By visited’ I mean was there for 7months before I got smuggled to Canada, completely involuntary)

Allaha u naxaristo marxuunka.

Did you live in India Sherehazade?

Muruq ba igalay: muscle entered me Wuxu wa imtixaan socda: he is walking examination Wadnaha an farta ku hayey: had my finger on my heart Dhabrka ba ikla baxay: I split my back Sxbka qofti dhulka bey ku jiidey: your friend was dragged on the floor by his girlfriend

Posted by Castro At a time when the Ummah (specially Somalia) faces crises on many fronts, Nur has chosen to focus instead on sex, marriage and invisible hand-shakes. Worthy causes in and of themselves but in the greater scheme of things, specially in these times we live in, utterly trivial I’ll assume you’d rather he (Nur) talk about the crisis in Somalia and the cartoon issues to deem him or eNuri significant. Well, I happen to think that’s utterly absurd sxb for you have completely missed the elements his posts. I tell you this not because I am a member of nur’s fan club, because your thought process of the above post was slanted sxb. Nur’s posts are veiled and obvious at the same time for it’s purpose, ultimate objective in to remind you and I to get closer to Allah (Cazaa wa jallaa) how you saw that as trivial is beyond my comprehension. "Nin kuu digay kuma dilin" .

^^ Fascinating read, although I felt like oouucing at times. See I am now considering of spitting more often and discontinue excusing myself in public. Usually when I am walking the streets and I get the urge to spit, I try very hard to sneak it out with out a lot of people staring at me, plus I yell out “a bug flew into my mouth†just to ease the tension for fellow street walkers. But now I says to you “no more, will that happen†ps: Why are being so nice to Alle- ubaahne?

^What are you implying?

^LoLL Maskiinah, why didn’t you slap the stupidh woman silly? Was she eating paan? And what on earth were you doing in Rajasthan?

^^SB Quite the lecturer these days

^^So you didn’t even wait until prom night?

Maasha allaah Blessed.

(AP) Beijing is launching a campaign to stamp out widespread public spitting in an effort to clean up its image for the 2008 Olympics. The government has concluded that spitting is the city's "most serious bad habit," Zhang Huiguang, director of Beijing's Capital Ethics Development Office, said Wednesday. "This year we will intensify our law enforcement efforts in this field," Zhang told a news conference. "We will require law enforcement officials to step up the frequency of fines." The fine for public spitting is 50 yuan (US$5; euro4). Tourists visiting Beijing often are startled at how many people spit or blow their noses onto sidewalks. The crackdown is part of efforts to raise "ethical and cultural" standards in advance of the 2008 Summer Games, a major prestige project for the communist government. Zhang said officials will launch an advertising campaign on radio, television, the Internet and mobile phones to "teach people the right way to spit." "For example, you have to spit into a tissue or a bag, then place it in a dustbin to complete the process," she said. Those without a bag handy needn't worry. Zhang said her office has organized a small army of volunteers who are already hitting Beijing's streets, handing out small "spitting bags" and wearing bright orange uniforms with the Chinese character "tan" _ "mucus" _ printed in yellow on the back. She said enforcement will also be ramped up against littering _ the second-worst habit her office faces _ and pets fouling the streets, the No. 3 scourge. Source LoL how many people have you seen spit in front of you, better yet how many people have you seen hold their index finger on one side of their nose and blow (with experience comes the speed of that discharge)

Good to hear modesty...any pictures??

BoB and MMA, you guys are saying, ya'll never heard of Indho Guluus..Hadaba it was special kind, and I had it. Qooleeydas indho heda waxay u ekayen footoshaari gulusyahiisa. Guys what about Tacluug?

Posted by Nur e-Nuri Stats are not out yet, but for every hubby away from his western residing Xaliimo, chances are that the temptation of another wedding is very high ( (if he is a non smoker, non drinker, non chewer ), if he is a wadaad, thats is another story The writer here assumes that smokers dont have the desire as nicotene eats through the desire making tissues , in addition , back home they are not widely accepted unless they pay a hefty meher temptation, and that holds true for those challenged with social vices that one needs to get rid of to be healthy soul. Besides, those categories due to theior health rekated issues have trouble offering any realo parenting even toi a single woman let alone multi-tasking with finesse. The reader here assumes, smokers, drinker, and chewers aren’t as desirable as their counterparts, and the ones that do get married pay a hefty meher because they have neglected their health willingly, in the real life is utterly false. These bad faraxs (as baashi put it) are the ones marrying one xalimo or two, because they can, because they are not picky with women, because some xalimo’s don’t care, et cetera. You could be a retarded bad faarax on a wheelchair with spit dripping out of your mouth and have chance of marriege. Good faraxs on the other hand look for women in the wrong places, such as family (you and I both know someone (one side of the family) is pound to hurt). Other times wrong timing, good faraxs meet someone they like and they are ready to settle down, but women aren’t (thinking they can do better, they just give you sugar coded rejection). Seldom good faraxs are picky and demeaning to the women that approach them. Good faraaxs are cursed (in any good or bad way of the word cursed) For a faarax, this is a classic case of “Damn if you do and damn if you don’t kinda situationâ€