D.O.C

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  1. Alpha Blondy;956316 wrote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL fardole delivered y'all. i CAN'T believe it walahi. todays stuff....ee sida uula soco. Another 2L camel milk....:confused:
  2. They say " if you can't beat them join them" adeer somaliland nin baa ladilay ceeb u noqonmayso.
  3. Xaaji adiga iyo kuwan reer somalia maxaa idin kala haysta. Inaar itoobiya Iyo kenya inooga sheekee ileen somalia inku in bay inoo jirtaaye;)
  4. Haatu;955559 wrote: inaar durriyadda is many (allegedly although by no means confirmed ), ee which Habar are you? Inaar habarta ugu cududaa buuran, if that gives a hint. I can't add more coz it will be against the golden rule of the SOL.
  5. I texted this guy to tell him that rob form smoked crack cocaine Inaar saffz we missed u, where are u?
  6. Haatu;955527 wrote: Apo, this thread was dead before I came to rescue you and Alpha from boredom-induced depression, like two cell mates staring at each other with nothing to say DOC, you need to provide an alternative inaar ama you stay an arap Alternative ??? Inaar i should have stayed in the name of duriyadda, it's more important.
  7. Puntland is a dry barren land, no natural resources was found.
  8. SOO MAAL;955284 wrote: http://youtu.be/37QIYfb0ELQ " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> Beeni Raad Maleh Gabadh ku nool dalka Sacuudiga oo Ka Qeybgashay Xafladii May18 ee ka dhacday Sacuudiga, oo lagu sheegay in ee tahay Saado Cali Warsame , degdega iyo hubsasho laanta. lol did I waste your last few days to do my homework? i am so sorry buddy....but i have to admit you out shined from everyone else.
  9. Haatu;955518 wrote: Apo, Alpha has lost it nowadays sxb. These pseudo-intellectuals have made him go mad DOC, remember how I said your an Arab till you prove otherwise? :D Haatu, inaar way I dhaleen but I am not arab. Don't listen to the baboon boy, he misguides ppl
  10. Alpha Blondy;955492 wrote: i will not be hasty towards you, as you're of the tol. balse, don't get involved in my personal matters. she's my babes and we can solve our problems, ma garatey. :cool: Inaar be a man and apologise to the girl! Remember every girl is your sister.
  11. Alpha Blondy;955211 wrote: I'M BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH you needn't worry you little arab dhan dhagax with a habar y qalooc in his person. i'm out y'all..... so, i guess, i'll see y'all tomorrow............? i'll post more about my pathetic existence of life ee sida uula soco. p.s - my ex-Saffy the Baffy can F OFF to dhusa-ma-rape. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Looooooooooooooooooool waar niyoooow waxay arabkan aad sidii xanjada iigu dhejisey:D you little baboony. Habar qaloooc I love tha,t its CLASSIC.
  12. First of all, I think those of you who are muslims shouldn't be debating about islam unless you have an adequate knowledge for our dear religion. Secondly, this is a playground for everyone in any kind, therefore you guys need to be cautious, attentive and watchful of what you (SOLers) write. There are certain organisations and charities monitoring our activities in this forum for their benefits and if Mr Marksman is an associate these organisations, I am not surprised!
  13. Alla niyow Hargeisa iyo somaliland maxaa kaa haysta:D
  14. Scuffle between 4 muslim women and EDL was reported in north London today. Around 20 EDL members legged when they saw few Muslim men running towards to them in helping these sisters. I have this video in whatsApp, it's ridiculously funny:D.
  15. Al, please listen to me my dear inaadeer, ignore these long paragraphs you wasting your time with, just utilise your time wisely and sensibly with something more constructive than SOL. Taasi waa iga talo, the second advices is, amend these conflicting personalities of yours at times which transform from time to time. I feel chocking with my own saliva in surprise and bewilderment way. STAY THE FUNNY ALPHY.
  16. Chimera;955107 wrote: This is not funny at all, it's a dead body resurrection.
  17. Alpha Blondy;955109 wrote: MESSAGE from Al. hi, i'm the first of Al's alter-egos. i don't really have a name but think of me as a narrator, if you like. i represent the first base of the intricate trinity that forms the holy person of Al. i'm so confused right now, ma istidhi? i don't really know where to begin, ma garateen? so please bear with me..... Al lost it earlier this morning and i can now confirm that Al really regrets his outspoken, emotional and opinionated tirades against Saffy the Baffy. balse, his anger was FULLY justified, you see. he's apparently in LOVE with Saffy the Baffy and has informed me that............ he cannot help but express emotional outpouring towards Saffy the Baffy, ma garatey, inaar? instead of playing down Al's advances, Saffz has encouraged his advances and has 'apparently' been 'a two-faced cow', he confirms. Saffz has 'tamed' Al and i, as the first of his alter-egos, INSIST, that his person, be immediately released from the prison of her love! :cool: as i'm sure you'll agree, inaar, Saffy the Baffy has led Al on, with a somewhat vicarious and illicit-like manipulation. i didn't want any part of this 'mashruuc' but i can show enough evidence, on behalf of Al, to suggest that she did indeed, lead him on through the emission of what appears to be ''signals of flirtation'', ''sexy-sexy sexiness'' and other related displays of jecyl. Al has asked me to speak to Saffz and to straighten things out with her immediately. he is grief-stricken and ashamed. i will represent his interests on this thread, until further notice. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL p.s - i've been released y'all but i promised to be good this time..... ;) :cool: Inaar i couldn't understand tricky english of yours, everything seems to me HE HE HE, at some point you even referred saffy to HE (I am really confused). Inaar are you not AL? This is video dedicated to last the day between al and saffy. Al promised her to take meal and instead this is what happened.......check it out between 1.10-1.19 SORRY INAADEERO!
  18. Very nice, that was then...
  19. Alpha Blondy;955022 wrote: Saffz, you are permanently BANNED from this thread. please don't post on my thread and speak to me ever again. i hate you so much (read i love you). if you were burning alive, i wouldn't spit at you. you white apologist. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Waar heedhe what happened to you today brother? Saffez is such a wonderful human being inaar why?, What happened between you guys is sad and it's not right inaar. I and Saffez had different opinions always, nonetheless i have much respect for her coz she is truly enthusiastic with very adaptable personality and straight to point with clean heart. Inaar this is wrong walahi, i want you guys to crack your usual jokes here together otherwise this place will be uninhabited. WHAT IS THIS BAN ABOUT DAMN:(
  20. Alpha Blondy;955038 wrote: oh it gets worse, y'all..much worse.. just as i left Faroles, i was accosted by a member of the Beesha Haradaan clan as i crossed the road. this guy, this traitor, this opportunistic vermin sat there in his expensive imported car.. (didn't even offer to let me in, can you believe that? ) ...was a good friend of mine but NOT after today's brief rendezvous. the sheer audacity of some ex-SL advocates, ma istidhi? this failure of a man, came to SL, with various 'get-rich-quick-schemes' in mind, i'm afraid. he has FAILED miserably and right so, since he wasn't exactly the brightest spark from this 'thirty clan'. anyways, as he sat inside his air-conditioned car, he went on a verbal tirade about his new 'mashruuc' in Mogadishu. i couldn't help but notice, the level of anti-SL sentiments he was spewing.....:mad:. kulaha ''there is no government here'' ....................... ''this clan project has failed'' .................... ''the government measures its ability to govern by ensuring everyone remains safe'' .....WTF.......:mad: the beesha haradaan are pathetic.....and certain members of that clan, like this guy, who were probably excluded from Big Sil's big 'mashruucs' ............ and he's now decided to quit..... because if they can't have it ALL....then they are NOT content, dee. they are the gog and mogog but my advice hasn't been heeded. good riddance to bad beesha haradaan qashin. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Inaar, what happened to you today? why are you singling out "beesha haraadan"?
  21. I don't think somali people are being cursed, however i think their leaders are lacking of primary senses and if one doesn't have the primary senses than he/she would ought to have the secondary senses.
  22. Classified;954907 wrote: That's not Saado Ali. The video has been proven to be fake . Where is your proof? Rebels! i can see how messed up your country is even kenya is sliced down into subsections and yet you arguing about something that is not even important. You had one enemy which was alshabaab and has not been defeated yet, and now you have got even another more powerful one which is kenya. When are you gonna fold up your laptops and fight for your country instead of discrediting what somaliland government has achieved over the years for its own citizens?
  23. Mintid Farayar;955047 wrote: I've written countless posts in the past 6 months warning the supporters of the Jubbaland scheme that Hassan Sheikh's greatest asset is the diplomatic clout the West has imbued him with. For a specific time, the West will back him diplomatically to see if he can make a difference in South-West Somalia. To challenge him in the diplomatic fora was a waste of political capital on the part of the Jubbaland supporters. Many laughed at this assertion as some fanciful notion yet the latest IGAD statement proved this, once again. However, Ahmed Madobe and his supporters remain in control of most of Kismayo with the backing of the Kenyan armed forces. Hassan Sheikh remains powerless to remove them by force from the area. So, the question remains, does he have enough support from Western donors to apply pressure on the Kenyans to abandon their sponsorship of Ras Kamboni? That remains to be seen... Interestingly, both Hassan Sheikh and Ahmed Madobe find themselves in the same position: Two Somali leaders dependent on external forces to maintain their leadership positions! Wait a minute, the so called somali president has no power to kick kenyan troops out whom has no right to be in the country without the head of states permission, and this madoobe guy is siding with the enemey of his president as well as his country and yet he is not taking any orders from the federal government head of state. And even to make it worse the somali president has his eyes only on somaliland as his number one enemy in which he badmouthed only few days ago. I mean what country is this:D???????? This is a chaotic country isn't it?
  24. ^ AIRHEAD.........burrrrrp! Pardon me!:rolleyes: