Alpha Blondy;977745 wrote: Al: you know Ester you've been here for many a years now and we're very proud to have you working with us. thanks for operating on my left ear last week. i promised we'd discuss your terms of employment......... would you be interested in a 10% salary increase? we must look after our workers, you know. Ester Obiko : indeed, your auditory tube or pharyngotympanic tube, the tube that links the nasopharynx to the middle ear warranted to be.accurately reconfigured. it was my pleasurable honour my most excellent sir. indeed, and regrettably, one must decline your offer of renegotiating my contractual obligations to this establishment. Al: ....you may have to explain that to me in simple language Ester. i knew you were a qualified architect but had no idea you were a qualified ear surgeon, too. Ester Obiko : ok. basically, i would like to resign with immediate effect.....within the terms of my contract. Al: ....that's terrible? you know very well this company was your idea, your work built this company and your work is the best i have seen in this country. you cannot leave us.....you're too important Ester. Ester Obiko : my good man........ understandably, this is not intended to show ungratefulness.....you know, my latter day saint convictions run deep. our Lord John Smith forbade us from expressing compendious contemptuous to folks. one must acknowledge by way of acknowledgments that you're a professional colleague. i have NEVER admittedly observed a human with your extraordinarily extraordinary mechanisms in the field of labour. Al: i see? Ester Obiko : one is gladiolus to our sympathetic symbiosis, my good gentleman. Al: what is the problem Ester? talk to me. Ester Obiko : my honorable gentleman, my concerns are not at discordance with unsettling my energies and our delightful synergies. Al: gartay? Ester Oiriki : our exact sentiments are in unison. Al: : so......what will you do? Ester Obiko my nairobi university buddy has occupational obligations for one in the administrative city of Garowe in Puntland Region, Somalia Federal Government. Al: i see, 40% Ester? Ester Obiko : 14% and we are cruising like it was 1969 in Miami, Flordia? Al and Ester Oiriki laugh together. Al delegates the day's activities to Ester. she goes home to cook mixed-fruits Ugali as a treat for the successful negotiations. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL x 1450. l LOVE KENYANS, WALAHI. :p:p;) ;) Oo miyaad dhago beeshay xaaji AL. Markii horeba umaad baahnayn dhago ileen SOL ayaa dhago kuu ah:p

Mad_Mullah;977753 wrote: How can you accept a foreign delegation like that? The sofa in my living room is bigger than that. Look how uncomfortable they look! Look at the cheap curtains? This does not look good

nuune;977808 wrote: ^^ Well JB , you are our GATEWAY to Somaliland and Ibti too, minus that Alpha guy who is LOST in the jungle, so we believe everything you guys say regarding sensitive information. Thanks Ibti for the update, the length of the runway I raised that point long time ago as I knew 2.5km was not enough for take off for the 787-800 Jet. Nuune will you please keep your mouth shut as it seems the NSA of Ethiopia reads your comments in SOL. How else would they hear the "rumours" about the length of the runway?

Saalax;977780 wrote: What went wrong is the WSLF got involved in dirty politics, they were fighting the SNM in the Somali Galbeed much of the 80s, so they lost track of their goals and instead settled for fighting for Siad Bare which of course ended up bad for them. SNM liberated Somaliland, while the WSLF lost track of its goals. So that is what went wrong and of course the fact Siad Bare sold them out in the deal with Mengistu in Djibouti. They screwed up. Instead of opposing Siyaad Barre and his regime and helping keep the Somali Republic together and the Somali people free of tribalism for their own benefit, they made everything worse and literally destroyed the nation that could have protected them.

Khadafi;977768 wrote: I reminded him of an incident when he wanted to be alone in my apartment and I refused, I said this loudly and h quickly pinched me because his wife was making the tea in the kitchen. I hope she did not hear my comment. I know ho women can influence men's choice of friends. Anaaba dad si xoog liga reebay. That is adultery:mad: He should be stoned to death. Khadafi;977768 wrote: I love that I am tall and feel exited when I stand in-front of a short guy! Yaab maahinow! Try it out. You must be a very short man yourself:D

Coofle;977673 wrote: Xaaji Tallaabo Inaar Adigu You understand more about Eddo dhagdheer iwm.

ElPunto;977581 wrote: This is about the last thing this government needs to do. To create a government owned para-statal when basic security and governance isn't established. If they want to do something to improve air links and transportation - it's to build better airports capable of handling bigger planes. Unless this whole thing is a stunt where they sell the rights of Somali Airlines to some crony who provides a kickback to the government/individuals in it. These guys are still stuck in the era where national airlines where the status symbols of their respective nations. Someone should tell them that the world has moved on and we are now in the 21st century.

Mad_Mullah;977522 wrote: One of the most popular cartoon shows at that moment. I don't know how you could be proud of moory@n cartoon characters who reduced Mogadishu to rubble;)

Wadani;977632 wrote: Hmmm...lets see. Hargaysa was bombed in 1988, yet the SNM was created in 1981, not vice versa. In fact those mass graves wouldn't even exist if SNM didn't lay siege to Hargaysa and Burco in 1988. You need to learn some history lessons from your relatives who saw it all before filling these pages with garbage.

burahadeer;977652 wrote: Let us see churches in Riyad,Hargeisa or Mogadishu of today,don't complain when not eager to reciprocate.It's always one way street for some! Even primary children can't wear shorts in Somalia. It is such a naked hypocrisy when Muslims deny non-Muslims the right to wear the clothes of their choice or build churches and temples in Muslim majority countries but complain and cry about their rights when the shoe is on the other foot.

Haatu;977394 wrote: Uff. What a disgusting thought. You Landers are too tolerant. Waar live and let live ninyow. Dhulka Alla iska leh. They should not be troubled as long as they are not troubling others with begging and crimes.

Hobbesian_Brute;977359 wrote: their capacity for evil is great, their capacity for good surpasses you. ru jealous ? your ain't the one hosting millions of foreign races in your country and giving them benefits. gaal dil, xaqiisana sii sxb. That is true. Cadaanka xumaanna lagagama badiyo wanaagna lagagama badiyo. In general the white are the best people on planet Earth, no dispute about that.

Wadani;977464 wrote: lool, Bro if it wasn't for SNM, SSDF and USC I wouldn't be here in the frozen tundras of Canada. Instead I would probably be a high flying politician, academic or businessman wining and dining in the fine cafes and and restuarants of Hargaysa and Xamar. NO you would not be wining(akhas) and dining in fine cafes and restaurants. No Mr naïve, if it wasn't for the SNM heroes you would be a pile of unidentified bones in a mass grave.

nuune;977318 wrote: If you believe that you are poor, unintelligent and hopeless, then you are indeed ! And if you believe you are rich, intelligent, and hopeful when you are not then you are deluded:D

Classified;977511 wrote: You're still an Ethiopian. So, the official language of your native country being Amharic, are you fluent in it? So are you fluent in the languages of the descends of African nations who are effectively colonising Somalia? These Africans are Somalia's new colonial masters, don't you know? The people of Somali Galbeed were forcefully occupied and colonised and have been resisting their oppressors for more than a century, but those of you from Somalia actually foolishly invited in your enemies and surrendered to their domination. So if anyone should speak a coloniser's language, it is the people of Somalia who should be fluent in the descend or so languages of their black masters.

Mad_Mullah;977252 wrote: That's a danger wallahi. Overpopulation in their countries and then they see a half empty Somalia. Inshallah their cousins in Somaliland will help them out Hargeisa is already half Oromo

^ This is an interesting development:p

ElPunto;977220 wrote: Ok - hal wax baa diiday totally - 'meeshaan dhaxanta ah' - damn even the darbi jiif are into the scamming game. Don't you know that when we sleep and our metabolism and heat generation slow down we feel cold even in moderate temperatures? Try sleeping without a blanket or any covering tonight and then you may sympathise with these kids who have nothing to put on their young bodies at night on the streets and in open air.

This is one of the best examples of why it is good to have a job where your efforts are appreciated by those you serve.

Xasan Shiekh explained the remarks he made and said he was not talking about the D-block community but the Duriyada. He said he was deliberating how to get rid of their constant trouble and free Somalia of a cancer like entity probably by recognizing their enclave;)

nuune;977105 wrote: War orod jidka fakkinka tag! Waaba meesha uu degen yahay;) Addresskiisu waa: AL's Residential Estate, 1 Fakkin Street, Daanta Daanyeerada Hargeisa Maroodi Jeex Somaliland Meeshaasi waa caan marnaba kama anbanaysid, dadka oo dhan ayaa kuu tilmaamaaya oo ku odhanaya "ma meesha Ina Blonde inner circlekiisa kula tunto":p

Alpha Blondy;977103 wrote: like most things in this desolate hell-hole...................23 years of lawlessness, clan warfare, poverty induced instability has taken it's toll. don't be surprised, if they revert back to cannibalism, again. they use to say, the party's that happen in Xamar Caddey, didn't happen in New York City, ma garatay?......balse, i guess what happens in Xamar now, doesn't happen anywhere else in the world....... 23 years of utter failure. my new curtains are better than this last-min, typical let's-cut-corners, ramshackle and jacbur-like piece of sh!t. you wouldn't clean your hands with those in the nation's capital. these people were once stylish.....but savagery is a cilaad beyond prescription. Ninyahaw trollkaagii ayaa beyahan yar batay ma istidhi. Bal thread kale oo gaar u ah arimanhan soo kordhay ee xamar ku saabsanna inoo fur saaxiib. Waxaa haboon inaad meel u gaar ah uga tirisid reer Muqdisho;)

I watched this documentary a long time ago. Yes Indeed the Emiratis, Qataris, Kuwaitis, and Omanis are blessed with good leadership. If I were them I would never say a bad word against the good Emirs:) Dubai already had the worlds second busiest international airport after Heathrow, one of the busiest ports, a growing financial district, more than 10 million tourists a year, world class infrastructure, the biggest trade in the region, growing education sector, etc.. Indeed it is a city determined to annoy its haters;)

Carafaat;976993 wrote: Burnt Notice, I was and still am against oil exploration on the Somali peninsula(Somaliland, Puntland, Somalia and even in the Somali region of Ethiopia). Because you need a political consensus, framework, strong and effective administrations in the region that can reap the most benefit for their people. And lets be honest the Somali Governments(even though there are differences in terms of security and effectiveness of the administrations).haven't yet matured enough to manage these kind of oil explorations and that can deal and form a strong counterpower to the interest of these multi billion dollar oil companies. This latest development of Genel pulling out its staff suddenly and unilaterally without consulting the Somaliland government, is proof of that. Clearly, the balance of power should have been the other way around. I am starting to have the same views as you do. I think with oil there would be a lot more competition for the money and resources and an unhealthy rivalry between our different clans. As long as the central government in Hargeisa is incompetent and corrupt, our opposition parties and national parliament continue to be totally useless, our constitution incomplete an in dire need of attention, and our courts unfit for purpose, then oil money will only be a fuel for the fire of social and administrative ills that keeps burning subtly.

Haatu;976836 wrote: ^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somali_maritime_history Thanks Haatu. It seems the only enemies to defeat Somalis were other Somalis because without the cooperation and aid of crazy Somali clans no foreign power would have ever subjugated our people. If Somalis had the equivalent of Napoleon or Genghis Khan, a strong man who would conquer and unite the different clan sultanates to form a nation state, that nation state would have eventually conquered all the other East African territories and peoples to form a major empire.