^Victim No. 1?

^Aamiin, allaha inoo wada daayo...I'm just sick and tired of hearing their never ending problems, and THEY NEVER LEAVE THEM! WTH! Ani mey i waalaayaan? Nina, maxaa la qoslee? $500 is now the minimum...lol To the great ones, may they continue to prosper in every aspect of life...To the not so good ones, may allah show them the right path insha'allah...

Ar Timur maa naga deysid, dad badan baa hada calool xanuun ku dhacaayaa masaakiinta? Alla indhaha uroonaa oo qalbigaa qaboojisaa, waa Qardho! Mansha'allah...

Originally posted by General Duke: The lion speaks Without reading this, and after seeing his photo on your first post, the above was my exact sentiment!!! Bless adeer Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmed... Waxaase maskaxdeyda gali la', dad Sharifka iyo xayawaaniinta yaryar (Alshabaab) taageero ineyba the legendary Abdullahi Yusuf daalac uraacan karaan? One's hero is another's terrorist, comes to mind!

Ciid wanaagsan dhamaantiin...Ciid wanaagsan ciida meelkasta oo aad aduunka ka joogtaan...

Nowadays, almost every corner I turn I see/hear women with men problems...All I hear and see, day in and day out, all that's wrong with our men...Be it husbands/brothers/sons chewing, fadhi ku dirir, darbi istaag, wareeg, mashaqeyte yaal, and most commonly chilling with other women while having a wife and children at home! Mind you, most of these losers are the ones lucky enough manage to impregnate their wives nearly every year or every other year...Marka I started to wonder, had I been in these womens shoes, what would make me want to stay or even worse have children for such low-life-sob? I am not one to pass judgement, laakiin c-o-m-e—o-n!!! So today I’ve decided I’m tired of hearing all the bad/negative things our Somali men do...Instead, I want to focus and hear, some, however little, good from our men...If you’d thought this was a thread bashing Somali men, it ain’t...I just want to show appreciation to the hard working, both at home and outside, fathers/brothers/sons...I want to thank those who put up with our qeylo, gunuunac, santaag and huruuf...Those who let us have our ways, although at times knowing we’re wrong, laakiin aan ku indha adkeysano...Those who let us sleep in an extra half an hour while taking care of our children...Those who stay home with the children, to allow us to have time for ourselves...Those who give us the $500 (sometimes even more) to spend on ourselves when going to weddings si aan meesha uga nuurno...Those who rather stay home to play with their children rather than stand/sit at some donut shop to kill time...Those who love and respect us...Most of all, THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ALL THAT AND THEN MORE TO US! You’re truly appreciated... Ciid wanaagsan…

Maaddeey, ahlan yaa akhi... NG, kir baa lagu yiri hadaba...

Val, fahmay...Kan inuu horay u qalalan yahay waa ogaa... NG, sidee rabtaa inaan idiin salaamo walaalo?

Originally posted by N.O.R.F: Val, lol, ma maantaad ciideen? Ciid m anaagsan nontheless. Turkiya eh? Seriously Norf? Maanta carabkaa ku culus...

NG, oo maxaad salaanteyda ku diiday?

Internal organs = uur kujirto AfSoomaaliga meeshaan lagu soo dhajinooyo qaarkiis waligey filin hindi xataa maka maqlin...Najeynaa!

Reer war badne yaal la'idin salaan...

Originally posted by The Zack: ^Police-kiinu illeen wuu ceytamaa..listen to what they are saying very closely, that alone is unacceptable. Everybody is innocent until proven guilty. Ma police amaantamaad aragtay? Nagadaa yaaqo, you can clearly hear the frustration in their voices...He's telling the guy to walk toward him, instead the guy is walking the other direction, wah...Teeda kale, I'm a true believer of 'Everybody is guilty until proven innocent'...Aduunkii isbadal yaaqoo...

WTH! I see absolutely nothing wrong with the way the police handled the situation on the video...Soomaalina wax la buunbuuniyo lee jecel yihiin...From the video, unless there's another one, noone was dragged or hit as the paper reports... As it also clearly states in the paper: That means the possibility of violence or the presence of weapons in the vehicle are placed at the top of an officer's mind when approaching the vehicle and they typically do so with guns drawn. Marka maxey rabeen in iyagoo madaxa loo salaaxaayo gaariga kasoo daga ladhahaa? Sheekadaan waa laga bad-badinooyaa and the apology from the officers should be good enough!

Abwaan, waxaan ka yaabanaa soo ma'aha ayaamahaanoo dhan, almost every other guy on my FB list waa musharax! Hade these guys are from party promoter to bass player to call centre rep to ilaah baa og wixii kale... :eek: Aloow alle!!!

Originally posted by Tuujiye: Laakiin nuune iyo aniga meel kale aan ka hadloonaa oo ah arin gargaar ama qaaraan.... Ajar raadis lee miyaa halahaan? LOL @Nuune Soomaaligiisa! Anigaaba mar mar isweydiiyo inuu Soomaali ku hadlaayo iyo in kale...

Reer Canada hee? Xashac! Dhoorenimo Soomaalida reer Canada aa laga keenay, of course with the exception of only a few people (specially reer SOL)...Camiraada iska kala yareeya hee! :cool: Juxa a.k.a. Xalwo Daliiqiso, next time you're in Toronto check out Al-Madinah xalwadeeda... Ismalura, soo dhowoow, minika minikaaga waaye, isfigaaree, isbaramuuto soo shubo firinjeerka qofkaa xigo maleh...

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LOOOOOOOOL @the videos...Wax waalan kuligiin, hanaloo bilaabo lee mey eheed? @Tuujiye's video, dadka dhaadheer dheel wax kaga qaab xun maba arkin waligey...

^Adiga Xamar afkaaga ku taagtaag, hadhowna markii Kismaayo iyo Sambuus iyo Malax cunayaasha aa tihiina wax laga sheego waa la'igu goobtay dheh! :mad: C&H, I thought of you markaan videogaan arkay!!!!!!

Originally posted by BOB: Shukulaato & Malab...Walaashey raali noqo...Saambuus iyo Malax dambana ma cunaayo waan joojinaa...beriitana Gymka aan iskasoo qoraa haduu ilaahay idmo...haye dheh. Saambuus iyo WHAT? Alxamdulilaah inaa go'aansatay inaad iska joojiso! Najeynaa... AND did we not settle this Xamar issue @BOB? Joojiyaah...

^Kalaankal iyo lasagna should never meet maa tiri? Adi amaa labadooda is bartay oo gooskaaga kore iyo kan hoose dhexdooda balan ugu qabatay? Seey usheekeysanaay oo ey u wada fara kacayaaraayaan lee hadaa ogaan leheed! Actually, kalaankal doesn't go with lasagna as well as chicken or steak kutuleeti...Marka since aan maanta labadaas midna sameyn, kalaanka shaqada wuu xamili karaa... Healthy eating majirto bisha ramadaan, wixii laga soo gaaro aa afka lagu tuurtaa, wixii kalena hada maba yaalaan... Showqi, gooryaan Canada maku arkin laakiin waan maqlay Soomaali uu caloosha uga jiro, bisinka! Meeqo sambuus aa maanta ridatay tolow?

Aniga Lasagna aan adduunka ugu jeclahay ilaahay amarkiis...xaf naa rakin rakin la'aabtaas am sioo shago...qasho am uk hili looh ulaato yiada yaawe...desex iyo bakeheeda iyo cabteeda damoow ee daaqanee lijib iyo lusuxna aaw gu'u radaa. Xaasidsanidaa? Gaan kaa neew lee daarso ramka, da'iga wuka aak ray 'yas lawaahi' ruguubka yaawe, kichen danswich lee ku'iisaayaan! Aaw niicaf ha'anay na'aga nadh, alxamdulilaah...Da'igaaba xaareytasay am is riti, yacni sheemta aa goojto? LOL Bacda Ramadaan u save ragee li' rugta... Sheemtaan is laagees aa ak costo...Yogurt aay fa'ur ha'aan unuci rako ilaahaa an helee? Lawigeedbo hedh! NNC, gabar idhageyso carb wax ladhoho ani ma'aqaani...It isn't so much as eating it all together as it is having a variety...Qofkii rabo kalaankal iyo malawax, qofkii rabo lasagna iyo insalaato, qofkii rabo lasagna iyo kalaankal, qofkii rabo malawax iyo shaah...Waa igaratay soo ma'aha sxb? War qofkii rabana kuli hal saxan hasaarto ha'isku cuno...Maanta dhan dad gaajeysnaa aa dheheysiin yogurt cuna, wah! Nagadaa yaaqoo... Maanta laba malawax iyo koob shaah waaba dhaafi waayay, may be cuz xaajigii baa wili shaqa iga jira oo la'aantii cuntada iga dagiweyday...

^Sadex iyadoo laguu jeedo cun, hal xabana qarso... Judging from your avatar, igaar dhuuban baad u egtahay, ee ma waxaa tahay kuwa ladhoho 'wexey cunaan meel uu kamaro lama yaqaan' ama 'gooryaan baa caloosha uga jir'? Bob, rawka i iis hee, nitee goojtaa rawyaa? Ni'dhah ruuni aaku hadhay, sitaaqrufulaahda dabso... Nadteey aaw sika faadhay uk hey, da'iga aayku riyi xawgaas ka rifik? Nad aat buuso, nimikaa uk qono is dinaam he, leemo riifriifiska faadh!!!!!!! Maanta lasagna, kalaankal, malawax, steamed koosto and other veggiesna, and fruit salad mixed with mango pulp dhinaca aa menu-geena ku jiro bariga...Soo dhowaada, biniya lee laakiin...

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: Dinner is brown rice or whole wheat pasta with loads of steamed veggies or a salad. Baasto iyo bariis aa meeshaan la bah dilay! Iga leexaan ku dhahay!!! Brown rice walaa whole wheat baasto abkey iyo isirkeyba ma cuni jirinee, baasto suugo hilib shiishiid leh oo toonta iyo kabsar caleenta sidaa uga soo carfeen maba iga dagto; bariisna hadaanan basal, toon, kabsar caleen, heel, qorfe lagu shiilin, sacfaraana lagu huurin ha'isoo agdhigin...Of course labadaba waa iney cadyihiin, no whole wheat... Malabeey iyo NNC, health food ka aad cuntaan been ma'ehee badanaa bisinkee? Alow yaanan idin casumin! At afur time, cunto maba iga dagto, it's usually bur iyo timir la'is dhex galiyay, small amount of suqaar and one malawax, followed by lots fluid (biyo, coffee, etc.)...Later on, may be a bowl of mixed fruits and yogurt...I don't bother with suxuur, markaan suxuur cuno subaxii gaajo aanba lasoo kacaa...