Originally posted by Farxan: it depends the size of the of the toothbrush,it could be very small. Have you ever seen a brush so small that it made you go "Mhhhh I can swallow this tiny Brush?" Sxb, there is no brush in the world that you can swallow regardless of its size but just in case you are wondering I never use toothbrushes, never did and never will I simply use "Caday"the most sufficient toothbrush ever invented. Juba, next time you laugh at other people's misfortune expect to be prosecuted by none other than Baashactiir himself. Peace, Love & Unity.

I wont give you my score until you give me yours first so don't be shy go ahead and post then you will get my score and remember to be Honest just like your name suggests but don't expect the same thing from me as I am never honest, I am a liar, cheat and above all I am yet to find myself at least that is what some one I am in love with said to me and you know she is always right. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by -Femme Fatale-: May you life be like toilet paper---long and useful. Anonymous If i was Captain Viljoen i could sue you for that but since i am retarded BOB i will laugh at it because it is funny as Mohammed Basheer's Conspiracy Theories. Check this one out. Women are never disarmed by compliments, Men always are and that is the difference between the sexes: Mohammed Basheer (My childhood neighbour May Allah Have Mercy On His Soul). Peace, Love & Unity.

You should watch "Football" i am talking about the real Football the one Americans call "Soccer". Peace, Love & Unity.

Ok kids gather around and let Uncle BOB entertain you but as you would expect I only got Chinese quotes and here they are. 1- You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly only sooner than she expected you would. 2- Heaven lent you a soul and earth will lend you a grave. 3- The tongue is like a sharp knife it kills without drawing a blood. 4- A hard beginning makes a good end. 5- Happiness isn't more than a good health and bad memory. 6- Seek counsel of him who makes you weep and not of whom makes you laugh. 7- Call on God but row away from the rocks. 8- Love your neighbours but don’t pull down your fence. 9- Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. PS. I Love My Sweet & Loving Malaika. Peace, Love & Unity.

Northerner, not only East Africa mate, all the way to Southern Africa buddy. by the way i am sorry about Burnley last night and i was really gutted for the poor Traore.. Peace, Love & Unity.

the title is for Chelsea to lose as they have a healthy 10-point lead over the chasing pack which is a fantastic but as an Arsenal fan i will keep my fingers crossed and hope for a slip up like we did two seasons ago when we handed the title to Utd. Peace, Love & Unity.

JB, Just imagine the size of this guy's throat. Peace, Love & Unity.

There is nothing called Xalaal Dating because the word "Dating" itself sounds evil as it is an excuse for the non-muslims use just to commit a fornication but there are other ways to seek for a companion without committing a sin. if i take you out on a date then that means your ZZZ is in a big big trouble as there will be some serious Yoga positions that i must show & teach you before i let you go home to your Mom & Pops because i am addicted to Yoga and I Love it more than anything else in the world. Peace, Love & Unity.

Ok, don't ask me how I know it but I know that Eagles will beat the Vick out of Falcons and McNabb will finally win a Super Bowl yeah beating the brad out of Brady! . I am picking my man Donovan McNabb and his Eagles to soar above Michael Vick and his Falcons and ultimately win Super Bowl! Trust Me On This One Mate . Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by besbaaso: well bob...r u gonna confirm that farax is indeed "bad news" Miss Besbaaso sorry to disappoint you i am not because Faarax is a good guy who deserves a fair shot at Xaliimo's heart so you and Farxiyo and Femme Fatale should leave the brother alone . Faarax was once asked by a lady friend what kind of a man is he and his beliefs and this is what he had to say for and about himself.. "I see myself as a natural mystic revolutionary rather than a politician because in politics you need to be a heartless individual to look at the young and innocent children in the eyes and lie to them so I hate politics and despise politicians but I am neither Che Guavara and Fidel Castro nor Mao who needed an army to stage a coup, I am a simple man, a man of peace, a one man peace band on a crusade who wants to rid the world from all the evil people with evil ideologies, I don't have no gun and I don't need one and not take no dirty money (Bribe) from no one. I fight single-handed with nothing but words, yeah my own words and show my Somali people the way to prosperity and an everlasting peace and love because surely our lives ought to have more meaning, our children deserve better lives than the one they are forced upon, our mothers, sisters, aunts, fiancées and wives have every right to see their kids grow to become doctors, pilots, astronauts and honest leaders instead of giving birth to a child with an uncertain future and never knowing if the child will live long enough to see another sun rise because our women and children are our only and strongest resource if our Somali race is going to exist. They say everybody has a voice inside that talk to them and I am convinced that is the voice we should all listen to because in everything you are going to do, there is a right way and a wrong way and if you listen good then I am 100% sure we will all know the right way". I told you Faarax is a good man with a good heart, didn't i? . Peace, Love & Unity.

Riyadh - A Saudi Arabian medical team removed on Tuesday a toothbrush that had been in a man's stomach for 22 years :eek: , a medical official at the King Abdel Aziz Hospital in Taef west of the Saudi kingdom said. The 70-year-old unidentified man, swallowed the toothbrush 22 years ago without realising it, as he had not experienced any pain until a few days ago . A hospital official Abdel Rahman al-Zahrani said the surgery to remove the toothbrush was successful. PS. soon we are going to read about the man who swallowed a TV or a woman who swallowed her hair brush. Peace, Love & Unity.

Here is the list of all the great countries that I have been to and some of the most amazing cities in the whole world so Ladies & Gentlemen easy with the envy OK because remember they say "Jealousy is a Disease" so the least thing you can do is be happy for the brother BOB for seeing all these amazing places. Kenya: Xagar Dheer Refugee Camp (Great City). Ifo Refugee Camp (I Love this city's beaches). Utange Refugee Camp(This is the city where I met my first Wife). Marafa Refugee Camp (This is where I met my Giriama wife "Salamukaza Ndiriri"). Kakumo Refugee Camp(Where I met my 3rd wife who was a Sudanese). Garissa Wajir (Oh I Love This Town) Nairobi Mombasa Kisumu Nyeri Nanyuki Naivasha Eldoret Thika Busia Ongata Rongai Meru Kilifi Malindi Lamu Uganda: Kampala Jinja Tanzania: Dar Arusha Dodoma Zambia: Lusaka Zimbabwe: Harare Bulawayo Mozambique: Maputo Swaziland: Mbabane Manzini Somalia: Kismayo Cadeey "The Greatest City On Earth" Buulo Xaaji Sac Mooje Jannaa Cabdalle Xaliimo Caddeey Badhaadhe Kulbiyoow Beer Xaane Cag Libaax Cagtaa Lehel Dhesheeg Biibii Santaaro Qabaa Hoosingoow Af Madoow Khookhaani Dhoobleey Taabto Diif Goobweyn Buulo Gaduud Raas Keembooni Kudhaa Bandar Jadiid Jamaame The rest i will post later on after i Afurka Insha Allah because now there's no energy left in my hands to type :cool: . Peace, Love & Unity.

after the disaster the smell of flesh and bodies filled the air towns destroyed and a whole country in shock dear God why me? its just not fair if only you know what it feels like to lose a whole Family in such things and in a such way,so sudden & so fast my sweet & loving wife and our three children with whom i was going to take down town to see a movie and let them enjoy themselves their corpses lay around the streets as if they were supposed to countries full of poverty stricken masses young lives taken and destroyed by the sea almost half of my country has been hit a true disaster indeed which left millions in need buildings and houses completely gone the sea swallowed everything that stood in its path I just can't believe this happened my country is in a emergency state so next time you're out spending money like it was useless piece of paper please just stop for a second and think of me & the millions of others like me who were not as fortunate as you are. Peace, Love & Unity.

As a wave rushes towards me I feared for my dear life separated from my loving family lost my beloved wife & children surrounded by violent waters buildings collapsing around me feeling like I'm in a war because I don't know if I will ever manage to get away with no harm I'll be very lucky if I make it out of here alive 20 foot tall angry & killer waves a worlds whole new discovery which even discovery channel couldn't tell the emotion of all these is so indescribable I lost my home and everything that I ever called "Mine" i know that i should go & look for my family but what can I possibly do to save my dear family when these waves are Destroying buildings and swallowing thousands of cars and lives? Peace, Love & Unity.

I couldn't afford to donate millions of dollars like many people around the world have, i couldn't afford to fly down there and be one of those volunteer rescue workers but i felt your pain just as much and i donated my time and energy just to write about your pain & grief so the world would know what you went through. Crashing and splashing, the Indian-ocean sea is tranquil no sign of danger,everyone with dreams to fulfil the sky above blue and clear still in the heat of the day sun still shining & burning shops still stood,each one of them open traders out earning hard currency streets still crowded with lively masses tourists still out spending big plants and animals still standing proud like bees collecting honey radio stations still playing music the TV still out broadcasting programs buildings that stood for a long time they are still everlasting part of the city because not knowing what's coming people living their lives as always but still stood around and watched the world go by in front of their eyes taking for granted the number of hours that they had on this beautiful earth. Peace, Love & Unity.

Nice 1 Friend, You can look however you do, to almighty God we all look the same others can say you're ugly or worse let them play their hatred game to almighty God we are all beautiful and for that we are all equal in front of him nothing can change his thoughts because to him you're beautiful as you are his creation just like the rest and if any one says you are not remember that you are a beautiful no matter who says what because you are absolutely beautiful specimen from heaven a gifted life and a smile that brightens every dark corner you leave enlightened as you float up in the furthest clouds with such high potential you won't ever come down you truly captivate me take my soul and leave me lifeless with eyes that sparkle like diamonds both are priceless lips sweet and tender so young & innocent and pure i wonder how could they ever claim that you are not a Beautiful? Peace, Love & Unity.

My Dear Sister Wiilo, You know BOB don't mean no harm because you are my dear sister and there is no man on this earth daft enough to cause a harm to his beloved sister so take it easy and I would love it if you could offer me a cup of tea and you know the kind of tea that BOB prefers. . JB, I am on a mission to put a smile on the faces of each and every nomad in here be it a Lady or a Gentleman because I know some of them haven't had a laugh in a long long time and it's against my friendly nature to watch them sulking which is the main reason why I am more than happy to play a role, if you know what I mean and Wiilo & Jilaato_Cambo are on my VIP list. Peace, Love & Unity.

Nice 1 my Sister, but you know I always got something to say whenever the word "LOVE' is mentioned and here it is. Your soft & sweet lips hold the magic that puts my body under your control free for you to touch,kiss and hold pleasure beyond words are held in the soft palm of your hands your fingertips tongue and hips hypnotize me our bodies meet and fit like no other my eyes close and roll as I feel the heat we make together noises of passion escape my mouth even long after you're gone my heart has never felt anything close to the love I have for you my Malaika you send chills down my spine and my whole body shakes hearing your beautiful name makes every part of me shake to your Love beat down to my feet to the deeps of my soul I pray to almighty Allah (S.W) that our love and union will last forever love found in the right place @ the right time my lover we fit each other like a glove never ending love passion and heat I promise you this my beloved Malaika I will take you to a place that no other soul can ever reach no other pair of eyes can ever see I will take you to a paradise made by me for you my beloved. I Love You My Beloved. Peace, Love & Unity.

Something For This Lost Soul Named Ayan Xirsi. we live in times when people want to wear masks over their familiar faces instead of being the individual that we were made by Allah when we were born why should your actions reflect someone that you're not Miss Ayan? what they do is their story, you're not even the main character in the plot they are just using you to get at us (Muslims) people say actions are much louder than words but if you don't say anything different "Your" voice will never be heard the goal is to make yourself understood without offending anyone & everyone and let your genuine thoughts be known you don't have to change your voice but just use another tone that is yours don't ever want to be a frozen face in a crowd if you have to stand by yourself and do things to be loud but saying something against Islam and disrespecting the Holy Prophet is the biggest sin in the eyes of the Good Lord a worldly attention wont do you any good you should seek reward in the day of Khiyama you should seek the blessings of Allah instead of selling your soul to the devil just to please few faithless Kufaars for a few fake praises that wont get you anywhere. May Allah Guide Us All Through The Righteous Path. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Jilaato_Cambo: innit what is "in it" and what is not "in it"? :confused: :confused: :confused: . Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Wiilo: BOB maxaa are u saying that we cnt have something in common :confused: I didn't say that, you said it. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by MsWord: Poets: What motivates you to write a poem/piece? A-i stated in an entire poem why i write poems,check it out. Poets: How would you describe your style? A-Rough & Raw and most of all Honest as most of the time i write about my love for my beloved Malaika. Poets: Do you see imperfection in your poem that others don't/ are you satisfied with what you write? A-there is always a room for improvement but i am more than satisfied with the way i am painfully honest about my feelings which is what i write about most of the time. Poets and readers: Who is your favorite nomad poet? explain why please (1 or many) (I mean when you see a poem by this nomad you just have to read it) A-my favourite poet is none other than Lady Word aka Ms Word because of her style of writing and the way she brings the house down which lets the readers & poets alike know that this Lady got Game. Poets and readers: Which nomad's style of writting (other than yours )do you wish to emulate? A- i don't envy nor try to emulate nobody in anywhere in the world as I am enjoying being BOB 2much,simply because BOB is mentally incapable, overly compassionate, maniac & depressive, accident-prone, overbearingly shy, small minded, special, inferiority complex, not nice, ugly face, rude, chicken-boned, unfit and the weakling. Did I miss anything? . Peace, Love & Unity.

i am Glad to see that Jilaato_Cambo and Lady Wiilo have something in common. Stay Muslim & Somali Girls. Peace, Love & Unity.

Jilaato_Cambo, are you saying i am Faarax now? :mad: :mad: . i am not Faarax ok, my name is Warsame, got it? Peace, Love & Unity.