Northerner, Just win the bloody match, will you? the result is of this match is more significant to your season than to United's because first you can't let the "Auld Enemy" triumph in your own turf, secondly you can't let Everton get further ahead which will mean Uefa cup for you next season,while United know they have no hope whatsoever of the championship and all they are playing for is a Champions Leagu spot which is theirs,so what are you going to do Playa? Peace, Love & Unity.

Jilaato_Cambo, you know i always wanted to know "Why are poor people called Insane while rich crazy people are called accentric? talk about a double standard world. Well, about your Question...I believe Language comes first as you only think of what you wish to say which means there wouldn't have been any thoughts without a language to tell what is it that you were thinking of, at least that is what my neighbours Mr & Mrs Bullocks said to me and it kind of made sense to me . Peace, Love & Unity.

Mogadishu - Four football fans watching a televised English Premier League match at a cinema in the Somali capital were killed overnight and nine others were wounded when a hand grenade exploded in the hall, the theatre manager said on Thursday. "The hall was packed with fans watching a match between Chelsea and Manchester United," said Abdullahi Musa, manager of the Bullohubey neighbourhood cinema in southern Mogadishu. He said that two of the wounded were in critical condition and that the identity and motive of the assailants were not known. Eyewitness Ahmed Mouhamoud, who was in the cinema watching the match, said he heard a loud noise but thought at first it was due to a generator malfunction. "We heard a big bang at about midnight," he said. "I thought a generator had exploded, but I later realised it was a grenade." Very Sad Indeed. Peace, Love & Unity.

Viking, You tried but unfortunately you will never ever make me believe Weah is Better than Abedi Pele but i respect your choice 120%. Peace, Love & Unity.

Besbaaso & Jilaato-Cambe, You calling me a Liar? . Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Jilaato_Cambo: what ever happened to womens worth? :confused: You know My Sister Jilaato,maybe these girls haven't been told that "No one will ever respect you unless you respect yourself first so if you sell yourself short then everybody will buy you on the cheap, if you know what i mean, so these girls lost their heads which is the main reason why they are on the market for a bargain. Sad But True... Peace, Love & Unity.

The Hague - A plot to murder Ayaan Hirsi Ali, the Dutch lawmaker of Somali origin who is a leading critic of radical Islam, has been uncovered in the course of the investigation into the assassination of film-maker Theo van Gogh, the daily De Telegraaf said on Wednesday. Hirsi Ali co-wrote the script for van Gogh's movie Submission, dealing with the oppression and abuse of women under Islam, that led to his murder on November 2 by a suspected Islamic radical. Under tight police protection, she was reported to be planning a sequel to the movie and writing a book targeted at Muslims. De Telegraaf said a document was found during a police raid on an apartment in Amersfoort that was searched as part of an anti-terrorism swoop. It added that the plan was to assassinate Hirsi Ali on New Year's Eve when the sound of shots would have been masked by the noise of fireworks. Although she herself and her party have said she will soon return to parliament, her whereabouts were not known. Some reports said the Dutch army took her to the United States for her own protection following van Gogh's murder. The alleged killer, Mohammed Bouyeri, is a Dutch citizen of Moroccan origin. Hirsi Ali, 34, who is herself a Muslim,(wee riddisay, so she isn't muslim anymore) fled to Holland in 1992 to escape a forced marriage arranged by her father. PS. May Allah (S.W) Guide Us All Through The Right Path.Aamiin Ya Rabbi. Peace, Love & Unity.

AJ, This is different from the escort agencies mate, as this doesn’t involve any intimacy whatsoever between the two in other words strictly Business and Not Pleasure. JB, Welcome To 2005 Mate. Peace, Love & Unity.

sheherazade, if i didn't apologize for what i did then i am doing it now "I AM SORRY,I AM SORRY, I AM SORRY" is that good enough or do you want me to continue? and about the wolves, there is no bigger and badder wolf than me but that doesn't mean i don't need your assistance as i am not here most of the time but to show you my appreciation for your support i will take you to Bob Marley's 60th Birthday gig on 6th February down in Kingston,all expenses paid, how about that? . Once again..I am Sorry and i hope you accept my apology and forget about the whole thing as it wont happen again Insha Allah. PS. i could have edited the whole thing but i don't think that would have been such a good idea as it might have made things even worse which isn't. Peace, Love & Unity.

Yeah, i can't wait for Saturday! Don't you let us (Arsenal & Chelsea) down Mr Northerner, your team better not let Man Utd win in Anfield. Peace, Love & Unity.

LooooooooooooooooL...Femme-Fatale, that was nice Thanks for sharing them with us. Peace, Love & Unity.

The phone rings *Ring, *Ring, *Ring" "Hello, who is it?" asks Farxiyo,Xaliimo's best friend. "Hi,Sweetie, it's me Xaliimo,how are you feeling baby?"she asks. "much better thanks macaan, how are you? replies Farxiyo."so tell me, how did the party go? Did you have fun?" contunues Farxiyo. "would you believe it if I said I don't even know how the party went as I was only with one person and I didn't have the time to get the other party goers' take on the whole Fiesta" replies Xaliimo. "say what? What do you mean by you spent the entire night with only a one guy? Did he kidnap you or what or did he tie you to a tree Naayaa?" asks Farxiyo. "Kkkkkkkkkkk, No, he was alright I guess, I don't know but he seemed a nice guy and I admit I enjoyed his company as he was sweet and very funny guy which makes him the kind of brother that I prefer because you know I can't stand a rude guy thinking he is all that when all he does is make a monkey out of his dusty & flat behind" replies Xaliimo. "does this sweet guy have a name? asks Farxiyo. "Yeah, his name is Faarax, cute name, I know" answers Xaliimo with a loud giggle. "Shamso's cousin? The guy with the bold head?" asks Farxiyo. "I didn't see no bold but yep Shamso's cousin that is him" replies Xaliimo. "what? He was wearing a wig or what?" asks Farxiyo. "Naa Kir,stop saying that about him, you know he's alright" says Xaliimo. "I am just kidding, he doesn't have no bold but I heard the guy is BN so take it easy Girlfriend" warns Farxiyo. "What do you mean by Bad News naayaa, what did you hear about him" she asks. "Well, I am not 100% sure if it is true but I heard the guy hangs out with Bad Crowds so you never know if they might influence him and then end up hurting you in the end, you know?" says Farxiyo. "What do you mean by Bad Crowd, who are those guys?" asks Xaliimo. "You know those Good 4 Nothing at the Sports Bar, who chew and smoke God knows what" answers Farxiyo. "I don't know them but I don't think he does smoke though because I would have smelt a cigarette from him and he doesn't seem to chew either as his tooth were crystal clear and as white as beach sand" says Xaliimo. "just keep your eyes open because you know howmuch I hate to see you hurt, because you know how these Somali guys can be, I swear some of them are heartless and irresponsible as they don't even know how to treat a lady right" argues Farxiyo. "I know baby thanks but I believe Faarax is different and I don't think we are being fair to the brothers as we can't generalize all of them for the crime of few geeks " replies Xaliimo. "I understand but you can't be too careful especially as you don't know him as much as you think you do" "well, you are right but still you can't fault the sister for being hopeful you know besides I can tame him, believe me I can and you will see" says Xaliimo. "I wish I could tame that doqon called Xirsi, you know what he did the other night? I caught him whispering something into this girl's ear and when I demanded an explanation, he told me she was his cousin, cousin my foot,I don't know Xaliimo I think Xirsi is cheating on me, what do you think I should do" pleads Farxiyo. "Oohh Sweetie, I am so sorry to hear that, don't worry Baby because sooner rather than later we will catch him red handed because you can't lie to some one forever without paying for it and then facing the consequence you know" comforts Xaliimo. "Just don't give him attitude or anything, play it cool because guys can't hide anything as they are pathetic liars unlike us who are Pros because we are simply smarter than them but they believe it's the other way around" continues Xaliimo. "Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk,you know I am not a cheat as I wont disrespect myself ever, if I don't like a guy I would tell him straight up instead of stooping to an all time low where I bring a shame to my family's name and above all to myself" replies Farxiyo firmly. "that is why I Love You because you are a very smart young Princess" encourages Xaliimo. "Thanks Love" replies Farxiyo. "Ok babes, take your big bootie back to bed and I will come and see you tomorrow Insha Allah then we will talk" says Xaliimo. "Ok Macaanto, thanks for the call and I am looking forward to seeing you too tomorrow insha Allah and please pray for me" asks Farxiyo. "Do you even have to ask me that..you know you are my girl and I will always be there for you because you are MY BEST FRIEND and I Love You" replies and Xaliimo. "Ok Babes, Bye" says Farxiyo. "Bye Girl" replies Xalimo and with that they both hang up the phone. To Be Continued..... Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by NGONGE: Calm down, Bob! It made me chuckle to watch you taking it seriously and proceed to fight shadows, saaxib. Allah Hooyooy, so I cracked huh? . Naaaah Sxb, I am not here to fight with anybody in fact I am here to put a smile on these Nomads' faces that is why I interact with any one and every one without a problem because at the end of the day this is nothing but a "Cyber" and it will be childish of me to take it seriously and i am an adult man and we all go back to our lives right?and talking about lives, I only got few hours remaining before I go home to my Beloved who's prepared for me the best & the greatest Dish there is and you can come along if you want to because after all "My House is Your House". I got you Sxb,that is why I acknowledged my blunder in the first place and apologized but DANKIE anyway. Abedi Pele Without a Doubt. PS. ORGILAQE, 1 Luv My Brother,I Appreciate that. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by Viking: BOB, but don't forget that he had many talented players beside him. Players like Desailly, Voller, Angloma, Boli, Deschamps, Allen Boksic and even Barthez the clown! You know what all these players went on to achieve. Viking Sxb, most of those players in that team were not even established players yet and I am referring to the likes of Didier Dechamps, Marcel Desailly and Allen Boksic, they all became super stars after they came to Italy, do you honestly want to say that Desailly or Dechamps were world class players before they came to AC and Juve respectively or Bocsic before he came to Juve? Even if so, the talisman of that team was still Abedi Pele as he was the leader of the team on the pitch which says a lot about him as he was the one who used to dictate Marseille’s play and the one that forwards relied on. Even George Weah had world class players all around him and when I say world class I am talking about established players all over the pitch from the goalie Rossi all the way to Dejan Savicevic, we are talking about the AC Milan that left the great Roberto Baggio on the bench. Do you think Baggio would be out of place if he was playing the so-called "Galacticos" of Real Madrid today? That is how good AC Milan was back then so George Weah, in my opinion had more talented players around him than Abedi ever had. by the way Viking,you chose George Weah before Abedi Pele and i was i wondering if it's because Weah played for your team Ac Milan? Just asking Sxb . Peace, Love & Unity.

Ngonge, Sxb, if Diego hadn't won the World Cup with Argentina do you think people would even remember him? Football is all about trophies Sxb that is what fans like us would remember for a player and not for a few predictable tricks that anybody can do...Jay Jay Okocha is a One Trick Wonder...The StepOver while Abedi Pele had bundles of tricks and oh yes Abedi Pele was far better freekick taker than Jay Jay will ever be..Shall I Go On? here is Abedi Pele's Story http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/people/person.php?ID=164 Peace, Love & Unity.

Keep Your Fingers Crossed. Peace, Love & Unity.

Ooooouch I spoke too soon didn't I? as soon as I went offline and went home, I turned the TV on and there I was watching SkySports news when they confirmed his move to Mersey side Giants and immediately I remembered what I posted in here few minutes ago and I laughed because I knew you will be on my back for saying what I said. . I hope they register him in time for Man Utd game because after watching the last night's Worthington match between Man Utd and Chelsea it seems the mother suckers (Utd) are back and they will beat Chelsea at Old Trafford and ultimately win the trophy (Sorry, Northerner). PS.From North London With Love======> Go Liverpool Go.

Originally posted by Jilaato_Cambo: bob mate that girl u r referring 2 just did u a favour...and for ur information that girl has a name (sheherzade it what she likes to call her self)..i think u should appereciate what the sister did 4 u You are absolutely right my wise sister, I admit I was harsh on the sister when I know I shouldn't have and I will personally apologize to her when she comes online Insha Allah and I hope she will accept my apology. I don't mean to sound like an ungrateful son of my Mother but it is just that I don't explain myself to every man and his dog and I wish she had done the same, which is the greatest favour anybody can ever do for me but still that doesn't give me the right to be Rude to her or to anybody else in here which is why i am on my knees asking the sister to 'Forgive Moi'. . Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by runaway^virgin: -Disposable Boyfriends -hadeey hooyooyinka qayla dhaafaan....That would be nice too 1-What about a disposable "Girlfriends"? you can't afford to leave the brothers out, you know! 2-Maybe you should stop making Hooyo Macaan yell and scream in the first place because all she is trying to do is to guide you through and someday you will understand when you have your own little Princess who wants to go to a Foam party. Peace, Love & Unity.

Originally posted by NGONGE: Some people might accuse you of making the whole thing up, saaxib. Not I, of course, I completely trust you, Bob. If you are not "Accusing" me of fraud then I don't care what anybody else in here thinks of me because they don't matter to me as they mean nothing to me, in fact less than nothing! but as fate would have it "Miss Post Police" here already beat it to me and cleared the air on my behalf but I wonder why did she have to bother herself with answering the Q for me since she isn't the one who posted the topic? she should've waited until i claimed it was "My Work" and then Boom....humiliate me and rip me to pieces which seems to be her favourite past time! anyway I guess now you know Mr Ngonge that BOB is a legit and far from a fraud but if this girl hasn't spoiled it for me I would have never ever explained where I got the story from as I owe an explanation to nobody in this world but my creator. Peace, Love & Unity. PS, Abedi Pele is far better than Jay Jay Okocha will ever be. Action Jackon, easy man Orgilaqe is a legitimate and original Somali name unlike Yours and Mine and it is not Orgy but Orgi. :cool:

I believe ours has been documented but unfortunately by the wrong people as they corrupted it for they were a corrupt souls in the first place and they divided us into countless divisions which in the end resulted the bloody mayhem that's still ending a young and innocent lives in our beloved Somalia as we speak so it hurts to know you are part of a race that doesn't even know where they or their ancestors hail from and how they came to be except the lies that we have been told by society ever since we were born. Insha Allah my children will know where I come from as that is all I will tell them and not where my father's forefathers come from simply because that will have nothing to do with who they will choose to become as every man and woman is his/her own man and woman. the best thing your parents can do for you is to guide you to the truth but unfortunately most new born babies today are misled by their own parents as they tell them that they are "Superior" to their own Somali people which is the biggest lie that our forefathers told us. Bro, I appreciate your time, it is time for me to go to this Allah Bari (Zab) I was told that there will be a plenty of Hilib Orgi and Caano Geel and Bariis isku karis and Moos Yummy. Take care and Stay Somali==========>I am Out. PS. Sister Xu, Sorry me and Orgilaqe Hijacked your topic..Thousand Apologies. Peace, Love & Unity.

Germany - A court in Germany on Tuesday annulled the marriage of a 22-year-old Greek man and his 11-year-old bride. The man, who now faces charges of child abuse and rape of a minor, claimed he and the girl had been issued a valid marriage licence in Greece last August. When he recently sought German recognition of the purported marriage licence in order to qualify for tax benefits, stunned authorities contacted local police and child-welfare officials. The "bride" has now been placed in a shelter for abused children. PS. an 11-year-old today and tomorrow it's going to be a 3 year old bride, what is this world coming to? Subhannah Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

Born in Jannaa Cabdalla just the opposite of Xaliimo Caddeey few blocks from Beer Xaane the North West of Buulo Xaaji just in front of Kulbiyoow which is situated behind Cag Libaax but grew up in Af Madoow and went to Af Madoow Primary school then went to Khookhaani where I attended Khookhaani High School and later on to Khookhaani University where I graduated with a distinction. Peace, Love & Unity.

Northerner, too bad that move hasn't materialized yet and it seems Mr Wanderley Luxemburgo is too reluctant to let him leave, I agree with you,Liverpool should buy Nico Anelka as he is already a Prem Lge player who doesn't need a time to settle unlike Morientes. Peace, Love & Unity.

NGONGE, Sorry to disagree with you Sxb but in your eyes Jay Jay Okocha is better than Abedi Pele? Did you ever ask yourself why he's never played for one of the big European clubs? PSG paid Fenerbache a s!lly money to bring him over to Paris, however before the season was over they bought Ronaldinho from Gremio of Brazil and slowly but surely PSG fans even forgot about him as the team relied only the mercurial talents of the Goofy Genius and in the end he was asked to leave on a free transfer. the point I am trying to stress here is that Jay Jay plays for himself and not for the team as he's more concerned with his own performance & tricks rather than the team's results which makes him a player only fit for a Circus Show. Did you know that he's never even won the coveted African Player of The Year Award? What does that tell you about him Sxb? Abedi Pele, let Marseille to Champs leagu victory over AC Milan in 93 when AC were at its best with Gullit,Van Basten and Rijkaard and Co and it was his assist that won the game for his team in a man of the match performance where he made fools out of the great Italian defenders of Baresi,Maldini and Costacurta. Jean-Pierre Papin,the Marseille forward and former Golden Boot winner who later joined AC said "whenever Abedi Pele was playing I always expected to score because I knew he would create chances for me". Peace, Love & Unity.