Originally posted by -Femme Fatale-: I pray to Allah that you find what you are searching for, and I hope that you are happy when you do. Ameen. I did find my soul mate a long time ago..just pray for me to Marry her please and don't worry i am not going to ask you to sell your jewelry to help me finance her dowry ..no no..don't worry about that...i will sell my own blood if i have to....just make sure you send the prayers and everything else will follow soon Insha Allah. Peace, Love & Unity. 1 Love & Peace To All The Somali Ladies Across The Globe, We (Somali Guys)Love You To Death, Please Remember That.

Rendezvous, chota niadu pasi...naona umecheka sana. :cool: Johnny & Louise nijirani wangu,wana vuta bangi kama maji na kila siku wana pigana,Salaaaala Muhammad,na mbwa zao ni mlevi ngine..kwa sababu mara ana liya na mara ana piga kelele through out..ajabu sana. :confused: :confused: . Peace, Love & Unity.

Chelsea is badly missing for Roben and Didier Drogba “The Monster†and I have this gut feeling that Newcastle will dumb them out of the FA Cup especially if they keep squandering chances like they did today. They were lucky to come away with the 3 points today even though they should’ve scored more than the opportunistic tap in and if I were Everton Manager I would have made Beatie sign all the under 15 kids that support Everton in the city of Liverpool. I have never ever seen in my entire life a player head butting at the back of another player’s head, it was the strangest thing I have ever witnessed and I still can’t believe it To this minute but I admit I fell from the couch when Ferguson “Mr. Disorder†elbowed his own teammate and broke his nose, I wonder what would the F.A say about this. Could they charge him for violent conduct just like they did to that useless defender from WBA who elbowed his teammate in the face? What do you think guys? Waaaw Barcelona thumped Real Zaragoza 4-1 away at Zaragoza and Eto's goal was the pick of the goals even though I believe he could've had a hatttrick if he was selfish but it's good to see him setting up Guily when he found himself one on one with only the goalkeeper to beat. Peace,Love & Unity.

Northerner, what can i say Sxb, Birmingham did the double over you this afternoon and in my opinion i think Gerrard will leave you guys for (dare i say) greener pastures because like i said before Liverpool is a team haunted by it's former glories which doesn't help as far as these new crop of players are concerned simply because of the unwanted burden the shirt carries and maybe that is why most Liverpool new players turn out to be flops rather than saviors because of the high expectations of the fans. Liverpool and Inter share this similar problem where their fans fire & hire coaches and players alike simply because they couldn't emulate the success of the likes of Dalgish, Keegan, Barnes and Matheaus, Bremen, Klinsmann and Altobelli. they should give the new players time to settle down and adopt to the new environment. I remember Cisse before that horrific and freak accident many Liverpool fans were comparing him to Owen and Rush which is not fair. anyone wants to add something..... PS. for me Pennant (Our Boy )was The Man Of The Match..what about you Northerner. Peace,Love & Unity.

I am glad to see that you liked it...Thank You All for your valuable time...i appreciate it. Peace, Love & Unity.

a car was involved in an accident in the street. as always a large crowd gathered around, a reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly "Let me through, Excuse me, Let me through Please, I am the son of the victim" the crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a dead DONKEY. . Peace,Love & Unity.

Johnny wakes up after the annual office Christmas party with a splitting headache and a cotton-mouth, and is unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. after going to the bathroom, he makes his way to downstairs where his wife puts a cup of coffee in front of him. "Louise, he moans "Tell me what happened last night, was it bad as I think?" "Even worse" she replies, her voice full of scorn. "you made a complete A$$ of yourself Honey, you even antagonized the entire board of directors and insulted the president of the company, right to his face" "He is an !diot " says Johnny "Piss on him" "You did" replies Louise and he fired you" she continues. "Well, screw the old bugger" Johnny says "I did Honey" Louise replies "You are back at work on Monday". Peace,Love & Unity.

One day a lady was going to board a bus to the city centre with her dog called "Enough". The dog went missing inside the bus. as she bent to look for it under the seats. Her skimpy miniskirt rose. The lady asked the passengers "Have You Seen Enough?" a loud voice was heard saying "Yeah, we have seen more than enough ". Peace, Love & Unity.

Yeah I agree we don't have an indepth squad but I think Mr Wenger learned his lessons now and hopefully next season we will have a much stronger team and for once we might see Titi on the bench for couple of games because it is clear that he needs a break and so is our captain Veiria. Peace,Love & Unity.

Alloow nimaan wax ogeen ha cadaabin..Some guys in here think Indian Girls make better wives than our Somali Girls! Ilaaheey haidiin gar gaaro. Nin-yaaban Sxb I am happy for your friend but for you to say Indian girls can hold candle to our girls is simply uncalled for but before you get all excited just remember one thing, every body reaps what he sow and there is no woman who is genetically programmed to make a good wife and vice versa so if you treat some one be it your sister, lady friend or workmate the way you are supposed to then they will treat you the same way and your wife is no different and believe me you have no idea how sweet,caring and loving our Somali Ladies are...too bad you and your friend miss that and your topic is one of the million reasons why our Somali sisters act the way they do towards us because we seem like we don't even know how to treat them right...which is very sad! I can't even imagine marrying some one who isn't Somali and imagine when you hear "Macaane ka kac jiifka oo Tuko, weesadii waan kuu diyaariyee" Ooooooh just take one second, close your eyes and imagine your beloved wife saying that to you in the middle of the night. I am grateful to Allah and to my Somali Queen for making my life nothing but pure bliss. Peace,Love & Unity.

Originally posted by -Femme Fatale-: Men: Your contribution is neither needed or appreciated. So back off. Double F, Why do I get the feeling that had you gone to BOB's 60th Anniversary jam on 6th feb at 56 Hope Road it would have done a world of good for you and your hard hitting, below the belt punching, male bashing, BoB kicking and Farah slaying character because once there you would have given nothing but one love to your Male counterparts (soon to be recognized as one of the endangered species) PS. "Even The Devil Looks After His Own" BoB Proverb, Double F, you should look after your Somali Brothers aswell. Peace, Love & Unity.

Cairo - A man and a woman who decided to meet after three months of chatting on the internet discovered they are actually husband and wife, the Jordanian news agency Petra reported on Sunday. According to Petra, the husband Adnan and his wife Sana were separated for months before they began a three-month chat relationship. When they decided to meet,they were shocked to discover who their partner was, and proceeded to put a determined end to their budding virtual relationship. Sana called Adnan a liar( ) and Adnan called for an immediate divorce :confused: . P.S Muslims and Seperated? I didn't know we could separate and start seeing other people while we are still married to each other. (I hope these two were not Muslims for Islam's sake) Peace, Love & Unity.

By A.M.G forsaken faith is replaced by tainted mind states, driving grace into the flames of burning faces lately it seems these dreams are ripped apart by divine whispers streamed into silent screams destruction scenes are created every where by fragile beings to shatter all self-esteem optimistic thoughts disappear as i silently stare at a place where my shadow once existed i resist the piercing kiss and journey into the uncertainty in search of happiness reminiscing on past grins help my spirit eager to read about the sacred texts what's read into present mindset the earth's negligence led my quest for knowledge where a blessed messenger welcomed my questions about life and death he too knew what it was like to be depressed possessed by immense sadness in every thought expressed destined ever since adolescence to spend every second second-guessing your sixth sense since no matter what... death will always meet you in the end i asked him what he thought about the rough draft to my life's plan he just sat back an laughed at the lack of craft in this Mapantsula flight path i've mapped. "One day you'll understand that the only sure plan is to adapt and I shall continue preaching about the secrets the universe concealed" BOB 8:7 Peace, Love & Unity.

Nice 1 My Sister, Thanks for sharing. Peace, Love & Unity.

I was brought into this world by a woman I was cleaned and clothed by a woman I was fed and cared for by a woman I was held and sang a lullaby by a woman I was raised and schooled by a woman I was taught all the life’s rules by a woman I was disciplined and spanked by a woman I was loved unconditionally by a woman yet it is the man in my life whose name I carry I don't mean to sound disrespectful to Papa I would trade my life for his any given day people respect me partially because they respect you they express pure joy when they find out I am your seed they got nothing but sweet words to say about you but still it is Mama they consider to be your pillar of strength, it is a woman that I will choose to be my life long companion it is only a woman that I will pour my heart out to it is only a woman who can make me a proud man it is only a woman who can make me a great husband it is only a woman who can make me or break me it is only a woman who can make me fall madly in love it is only a woman who can help me achieve my goals it is only a woman who I want to spend the rest of my life with it is only a woman who I want to marry it is only a woman who can separate men from boys I owe it all to my mother who is indeed a real woman. I Love You Mom. Peace, Love & Unity.

$187$, Sxb we might have lost to Utd (it even hurts to admit) but i promise you this...we will keep our record of finishing second since Arsene took over. it wasn't our night and at the end of the day Defense was the difference as theirs was far superior to ours on the night but mark my words Sxb we will be back next season and conquer England all over again. I said it before this title is going to the Bridge and i am delighted for my best mate who's the most die hard Chelsea fan i've ever known but not before we put one over them just to get our bruised self pride back at the Bridge. Gunners 4 Life. Peace, Love & Unity.

Northerner, what about Dudek doesn't he make some of the best saves you've ever seen? but at least he is better than the two we got at Highbury....that Spanish bugger let Man Utd off the hook and handed them the 3-P on a silver plate. ( we will be back next season Insha Allah better equipped and much stronger mentally and physically just like we've always done in the past) I don't agree on everything that the English media writes because all they do is over rate an average English player like your captain Gerrard...but i agree 120% that he is better than Lampard. Peace, Love & Unity.

I desire love I long for the truth want to hear only your sweet voice want to be with you and you alone there's a hunger in my soul that yearns for your presence I can't constantly wait for you because time isn't my best mate I need to be needed by you beg to be cared for by you five minutes doesn't satisfy me I require more like Forever If I'm gone, I need you to notice want you to be aware that I'm away If not, you'll find those "Others" who will lead your heart astray when my smile has dissapeared you should know if you're the reason I need you to have goals for our future like"we'll be together in three seasons" my heart shouldn't have to feel pain because of who you are don't open old wounds in my heart please don't do it please notice the scars don't apply for a job in which you don't wish to be hired so can you handle the workload and satisfy my hearts desire? Nice 1 Simple Sista. Peace, Love & Unity.

Yaah Besbaaso Maxaa tiri? I didn't know the cupid arrow hit you right where it hurts most..Oooouch but then again who's to say I've been spared from the sharp end of that arrow? Nice 1 Ms Pili Pili . Peace, Love & Unity.

Diamante, Nice 1 but who is the Lucky Guy? . Peace, Love & Unity.

The world is in turmoil today the soil boils with hate and anger war over oil death and destruction every where putting our own existence in danger so many people are sent to an early fate destiny or nature controlling the rapid birth rate suicide bombers and weapons of mass destruction chemical bombs sold in countries of corruption natural disasters and innocent lives taken just to try and get the world to awaken to the horror of death and the amount of stress to try and get us to realise that we're blessed overthrowing nations and inserting democracy as the U.S government leads the war for hypocrisy countries filled to the top with absolute distaste mass genocide based solely on religion and race land stained with blood innocence is abused and raped justice made blind by evil actions of the powerful nations forgetting that almighty Allah is the all powerful and conquering we came a long way since Adam and Eve were created humanity is in shambles God's creation is worthless and his wrath will soon fall down and start blanketing the whole surface destroying everything that is on the universe Dear God, save us and save the Muslims for they are the people you revealed the truth to the people that worship none but you almighty Allah. Peace, Love & Unity.

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its her birth father who still ignores the girl he knows she beckons upon his approval but he ignores her world completely not knowing what he's missing she's out of his picture forever lets explore her love life, shall we? guys lie to her just to get that feather that lie beyond the thighs of a crying angel on this cruel earth God hears her but does not take away what's been with her since birth Teenage princess cant we sing with you? or take away the pain from you? Many ask the same question with no answer yet she still has her never ending passion for life and friends lets explain this before I have to leave and all has to end in painful tears her so-called best friend took her so-called “boyfriend†and now her friends turned against her so she's alone and others take advantage of her feather and destroyed her flower before it could bloom and they brag about it and say it was a good day until the next killer shark comes along she knows she's been used but not now now she isn’t ready to worry about that all she knows now is love because it's with her in spirit and in sound but never in soul. Peace, Love & Unity.

Teen Princess Remember that BOB cares! There's this one little girl i know every night she cries in her sleep because bedtime really means time to weep for her that is the only way no one around to console her so she wipes the tears from her own eyes now why should she do that? doesn't she have a family? Yeah...but they live in a distant land.. so they can't comfort and hold her hands but she has a brother who suffers the same as her.. while she gets dumped and used he faces the wrath of a lioness that bears his pain.. he's no longer innocent he's now a trouble maker who has no reason to be a peace maker so she takes it in her own life while he's busy living his she's the one contemplating death by knife blade gleams but there's more behind the velvet seams turns out she's facing her daunting past well that's what they say it seems there is the worthless step dad to hurt her, her mom and her brother to abuse her now who deserves to suffer that much? but wait there's another person in the shadows. Peace, Love & Unity.

Viking, you are right Sxb Ronaldo is a natural goalscorer and i will never ever question that part of his game as his goal scoring record speaks volumes but at the same time i felt sorry for Inter fans and especially Massimo Moratti the Inter owner who treated him like his own son but the most painful part of this whole saga is he is earning less money than what Inter used to pay him. anyway it was good for Serie A that Juve lost last night and Milan won because every Serie A fan loves to see the title race go all the way to the wire like it always has so i am glad to see that aspect of Serie A hasn't been lost. Peace, Love & Unity.