Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raajicuun.Sheikh Deedat helped many people to learn their diin better,myself included.May Allah forgive him his sins and increase his rewards.Amiin.

LOL I was watching aroos video last night and the new bride took the tiniest piece of cake because of the camera.I can just imagine how big of a piece she would take now because the video was 9 yrs old!!

I actually don't mind Monday because it's usually the easiest day of the week,when it comes to work.Friday is the worst day for work,but then again,I still can't complain because I work afternoons and can still go to Jumcaa before I go.So I'll just say,Alxamdulillah!!

Originally posted by Endeavour: , kiss each and every one of my toes , LOOOOL Did you ever see "Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"?Really good Wayans Bros. movie.Anyways,there's one scene where "Ashtray" is sucking on "Dashiki"'s toes and he's spitting out toenails and choking and sh*t!!After watching that,I shall never go near anyone's toes!!!So you beter ask your man if he's seen that movie before you make him do that kinda stuff

Originally posted by NoVa_*: i' could careless a bunch of cadaan' boyz running 4 a pocket'lol... Anson Carter George Laraque Kevin Weekes Fred Brathwaite Peter Worrell Jarome Iginla Mike Grier Donald Brashear There's more black guys in the NHL than you probably think!!

Congratulations,Wiilo,on your marriage,and may it be a good,long-lasting marriage,insha Allah.And keep up the good work with your benevolence center

Originally posted by rayaana: Waryaa libaan dont you know girls have hair on thier guts Not my wife,alxamdulillah!!!!!But I'm sure lots of women are hairy

Originally posted by Goonle: Not to mention that it must be pretty excruciating when u having your shit packed, which might explain the stress in his eyes. HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHO lol I couldn't stop laughing when I read this!!!HEHE So true,Goonle.Maybe that's what it was all along!

If more of these despicable and outrageous acts by the London police continue,I guess we might as well wait for the next attack,because London and all of England is quickly drawing a target on themselves.

Hmmmmmm...Let's see here...Dunkin Donuts....Dr.Pepper...Nintendo Gamecube....To conclude,in my expert opinion,Hibo's livin' the life!!!Or at least she was 2 yrs ago

Since we're all of a sudden reviving old topics,why the hell don't I bring one back? Originally posted by Jalaato: Why has David got odd looking eyes? Because he's a friggin Q-U-E-E-R Has David got any tattoos? Probably a rose or a butterfly on his asscheeks,That fag

OK,so the first picture is a woman with a good-looking stomach,while the 2nd pic is obviously some guy with a hairy gut,and the picture is closer up!! *pukes* That's not a very fair comparison,Pucca!!

For some strange reason,most somali women I know are never older than 27...

Can somebody please tell me what is so great about sticking sharp,pointy objects into various places in your body?And why do people like it so much?So you got a little hoop sticking out of your gut,I don't give a sh*t,it's not like you'll look better with it

Didn't have much to choose from on this website and I can't be bothered to look for for one somewhere else...So I picked one of my favourite rappers,REDMAN!!

Thanx Zephyrine and Lexy for saving me!!I have no idea why I booked this cruise when I knew it sunk the first time(seeing as I wasn't on the first list).By the way,what's for dinner when we get back to the island?Please don't tell me it's MALAAY again!!! Animal Farm...I was just wondering who this P.J. O'Rourke guy is.He's got some zingers for sure!!

Originally posted by Lexy: Fidel- because he has two children to live for plus I have someone to argue with. ] I got 4 kids and you STILL let me drown!!Fine then,just tell my wife and kids I love them all and that my secret fortune is hidden under the living room rug(not much)

Originally posted by OLOL: Most of these deaths could be prevented. I have to disagree,bro,because it is Allah Who controls everything.No death is preventable.

You guys are going back and forth why birth control is good or bad,but how about this?Has anyone of you given thought to the fact that birth control is XARAAAM except in certain situations?And that simply trying to prevent having children is NOT one of the situations in which birth control is OK?

Guess I shouldn't have said anything....First I was relaxing on the beach,watching a boat capsize,next,I'm drowning!!!!!!That's OK,I don't need help.I took the last lifeboat!!HAHAHAH

Originally posted by ORGILAQE: Typical Yanks!!.Let me try and make a bit easier on you my boy I THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF ME Taking the piss,taking the mickey....Man,your guyses brit slang just goes from bad to worse eh?And I ain't no yank,I'm a canuck eh!!!

I've never had a problem with Dahabshiil

GO FLAMES GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOL Oh crap,now how am I ever gonna go outside lokin like that

At least I'm not on the boat with you poor suckers!!!