I just had to post this.......i was just at KFC and a Hindi guy came in behind me. When he ordered his food, he asked for extra ice in his drink, so he asked for "too much ice". But with his accent, he actually said "Too much a$$"!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.............

She does have a point, some Muslims are using thire diin for their own personal gain, and Allah SWT is the One who will judge us all, but this article in particular does not look like it wants to address those issues, rather tarnish Islam altogether. This is the same paper that published the cartoons in the first place, and we cannot expect an unbiased review in such a pile of steaming xaar that is the Jyllands-Posten.

Islam-"ism"? These people just never stop thinking of ways to distort our beautiful diin. Our religion is actually the only non-"ism" out there. There's christian-"ity", juda-"ism", buddh-"ism", among others, while we have "Islam", not Islam-"ism". Oh well, only the truly uninformed and the right-wing nutcases will actually believe this garbage anyways.

I had a friend in Brooks whose name was also Liibaan, he always said "doe" when he meant to say "though". One day, my wife and I were at his place and he saw that I looked tired, so he says to my wife, " Liban looks like for da sleep, doe"........thought that was funny.....

Originally posted by underdog: quote:Originally posted by Mr. Jibis: You got fined 200 pounds for driving without insurance? That's it? Consider yourself lucky that you don't live in Canada, where driving without insurance nets you a fine of $2800. What part of Canada do you live in? In Ontario, its $5000 for no insurance ($15,000 for producing false insurance slip). Holy crap!! I'm glad I don't live in Ontario......I live in Calgary, Alberta.

while England's black players faced monkey chants from a section of Spain fans in a friendly in the Santiago Bernabeu in November 2004. Doesn't sound too friendly to me........

You got fined 200 pounds for driving without insurance? That's it? Consider yourself lucky that you don't live in Canada, where driving without insurance nets you a fine of $2800.

"Is your dad a baker? Cuz you got a great set of buns!!"

The purpose of life is to worship Allah SWT. No more, no less.

LOL you're just asking the judge to throw the book at you, eh?

Originally posted by BOB: Ari Carbeed Don't you mean "fadhi carbeed", the Somali couch?

Originally posted by Castro: It's like being frozen in the Alps and when all the snow and ice has melted (i.e. other languages dissapear) there will they find the Somali language intact and well preserved; a Yeti of sorts. LOL The abominable af-Soomaali miyaa? I think you and Callypso both have a point. Somali people abroad and away from home are in danger of losing their language, but the language itself is far from facing extinction with millions back home speaking it while no other language, with the exception of Maay Maay and af-Baraawe, is being spoken there, to threaten it's popularity.

Originally posted by BOB: That is what happens to you when you spend too much time in Somalinet Chatroom . LOOOOOOOOOOL@ that..........I know what you mean.....Some of those id*iots on SNet make Ayan Xirsi look like a mu'min.

Stupi*d joke about a stupi*d person.........

This reminds me of my favourite movie, Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood........ Dashiki:"Ashtray, I'm pregnant." Ashtray:"Already? Are you sure?" Dashiki:"I got 7 kids, I think I should know." Ashtray:"But I ain't ready to be no father." Dashiki:"Oh, so you man enough to come up in me, but you ain't man enough to take care of what comes out, pay my rent, pay my bills, get my hair done, get my nails done,and buy me a new car? You know what? You ain't nothing but a little boy."

Originally posted by Callypso: I see. The men I work with shave pretty much every day, otherwise they look unprofessional. One Monday, my supervisor came to work without shaving all weekend. Everyone kept coming up to him and asking him if he was okay. I think he bought a razor by lunchtime. LOL Trust me where I work, I don't have to look professional, I could look like a bum with a month's beard growth and holes in my shirt, jeans, shoes, whatever........And no one will say a thing!!

Originally posted by WaTerLily: ' there's always one woman who frightens them and forces them to submit to her caprices. Even if it's their own mother ' Paulo Coelho. That would be the wife............

Originally posted by ALexus.: quote:Originally posted by Mr. Jibis: quote: Originally posted by Callypso: A 13 year old should be in school . No amount of maturity makes up for the sheer loss of opportunity from stopping her education at 8th grade so she can marry her grandfather's best friend, or anyone else for that matter. This is one of the notions people have about a marriage such as this......Why does everyone think she will automatically drop out of school? What's the reasoning behind that? Does every woman in the world forget about school if she gets married? Girls at that age are having full-blown relationships with other boys, do they both drop out because of that relationship? Somali people have a really bad habit of losing their education once they get married. It seems like it has been programmed into them, I personally find it weird. There is this mentality that marriage and education cannot mix once you become a wife. Somali people need to change their way of thinking. I know alot of girls who are studying for the sake of it but secretly are waiting for a marriage proposal. Once the "marriage proposal" does take place, they have already withdrew from the course. Yeah, well that's not smart. Especially in this day and age when it seems like you can't trust anyone, you should go for your education because to quote Solitair(I love this song) "The only one checkin' for you is the man in the mirror." I'm not gonna quit my job just becuase I'm married..........so why quit school just because you're married?

Originally posted by Ahura: I'm not as forgiving. An absentee father (you know the ones; they can impregnate but they don't want anything to do with the result until the result can bank-roll them) deserves an absentee child in return. I would watch him and his other kids die of hunger. Haduu dhalay, he should look after them himself. Arg...its only a hypothetical scenario but it truly makes my blood boil. That's pretty cruel. It's also not the Islamic way, Allah SWT has told us to take care of out parents, no matter what, so if he wasn't around when the kid was little and then decides to show up when the kid is all grown up with a job, then leave the father to Allah SWT to judge, but remember that Allah SWT will judge you too, and I'm sure it won't look good when He asks you why you didn't take care of your father......

Yeah, I agree, that af-Somali is not under threat of extinction. Another thing I might add, is that Somali's are marrying non-Somalis like myself which in turn is helping the language to spread further to their children, and will soon not be limited to just Somalis, but also to "halfies", as someone in here put it so eloquently at one time.

Aw come on, Mr. Jibis. What part of the globe do you live in where girls are having "full-blown relationships" at 13? Canada. And how would excuse notes sound? "My wife didn't do her homework because she was busy with wifely duties. Wink, wink. Also, please excuse her next Friday. She has to get an ultrasound scan, she might be pregnant!" Akhas. LOL@ phone calls and the occasional movie date. You do realize this is 2006, not 1956, right? You make me sound like I'm the one who's naive, but do you honestly think the activity of sex doesn't happen to girls this age already, with boys who only found out themselves a year ago what their little wee-wee's can do? So I ask you....What part of the globe do you live in? I remember back when I was in Grade 12 and a girl I knew who was only 13(she was my friend's girlfriend's sister), she was telling me stories about what she did with her boyfriend, and I was honestly blown away at what she was telling me!! Even though I was a kafir and I knew already that girls were getting sexually active at such an early age, it took someone to describe to me what they were doing to grasp the reality, that this world, especially North America, is falling fast. This is not an isolated case, either, not just some sharamuuta who's been with the whole school, look in the news on any given day and you'll read stories like I've described.

Originally posted by Callypso: Even in terms of values, I think Somalis share more of them with blacks than we do with whites (Baptists may not like Muslims but at least they are religious and frown on homosexuality, abortion, etc). It is a complicated world. I'm not telling you to align with whites before blacks, though, I'm just saying to align yourselves with the Muslims.

I love double-posting. It is so much fun. Double posting is the reason I keep coming back.......

Originally posted by Callypso: A 13 year old should be in school . No amount of maturity makes up for the sheer loss of opportunity from stopping her education at 8th grade so she can marry her grandfather's best friend, or anyone else for that matter. This is one of the notions people have about a marriage such as this......Why does everyone think she will automatically drop out of school? What's the reasoning behind that? Does every woman in the world forget about school if she gets married? Girls at that age are having full-blown relationships with other boys, do they both drop out because of that relationship?

I'm normally not one to post videos, but this one had me ROFL!! This is some kid with a little bit of a temper problem. I think he's speaking German, but I don't know. Maybe one of our European nomads can help? But check it out, regardless.....This guy is nuts!!! Hissy Fit