I really can't understand why people would think that a relationship would get in the way of a friendship. If a person is good enough to be your best friend, it's only natural that they would also bee good enough to be your spouse.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: quote: "A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death " Kix Kix Kix...Kax Kax Kax...Dhiq Dhiq Dhiq...Dhaq Dhaq Dhaq...AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Thank you Ms Dhucdhuc... You forgot qix qix qix.....

Woohoo!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

But who's gonna "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" while you're gone?

Aay eem naat feery guud ween aay eem sbeaking Soomaali.....

Mahad sanid, Tukaale, $100 is on its way to Greenland. Underdog, that drawing is pathetic. You can't just draw a stick figure, man. You need to at least put some hair on her head, and possibly draw a striped pantsuit with shoulder pads. You need to make us believe that you fired the corporate uber-b!tch. As Randy Jackson from American Idol would say, I'm just not feelin' ya, dawg!!

Originally posted by Cara: You don't have to be a genius to go to college, and in much of the world it's either free or heavily subsidized. That's news to me. Please tell me where all these free colleges are. Anyways, no one wanted to translate that phrase I quoted in my last post.....

Originally posted by Nephthys: [QB] Not entirely true. Most cases the cut off age is 53, not to mention the help of hormone pills women can be fertile past 60. Woosh! There we got another 30 years to produce. LOL But don't forget the 53-year old men already have gone back home to get a 17-year old wife. Faaraxiintina kalee is waalaayo; you are certainly not the last men on earth y'know? There are successful men of other nationalities ready to snatch Somali women right under your fingers, no matter what shape or age.. waa isku dil hablaha . Idinka uun inikoo lugo xun ha soo dhihina: "these bijis go for the ajanaanibs, nama rabaan." Care to translate the bolded part, please?

Too bad we can't gamble, because I would like to take bets on how many fights we'll see at the show!! And how many white people will be in attendance....

If the music is good, then it should be played loud. That's the opinion of a white man.

http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/10/16/top-game-show-moments-no-11/ I got a good laugh out of these, especially #1! That would be awesome to be in his shoes at that moment.

LOL I can't believe I fell for that. That's one shaitaan-looking baby!!

Al-Rashid mosque is the oldest mosque in North America, built in 1937, I believe.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Bishop Lord Liban the Profuse of Dramble Buzzcock Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

I don't think it's right. It's still a drawing of a living thing, regardless of the calligraphy.

^She's not just in, she's the one who decides who stays in. She's an admin.

It's simple, Love Sheikh. Just go to www.gizoogle.com and there is a place where you type in the page you want to "gizoogle", and it will show up all gangsta-fied!! That sounds so white.....Anyways, here's this thread, gizoogled. Google's shawty brotha Blackle is here ta stay

Originally posted by Cara: ^Doesn't seem like your page needed much Gizoogling going by the music choice. LOL @ "Fizzy Metal Alchemist". The short one does bubble about on occasion. Well, that's just an awesome song, and at the end of the song it's even got Rick James doing the famous line "I'm Rick James, b****!!!!!" Actually, I just put the Myspace page because I remember the link off the top of my head, or else I would've put my Facebook page instead. I just go to Myspace every couple of days to see what kind of spam is in there, erase it, and that's it. I am a Facebook-aholic. And speaking of self-advertising....... www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530280251 I just noticed that I can't gizoogle my facebook profile.

Gizoogle.com basically translates words from a webpage into "gangsta-speak". I'll show you an example. My Myspace page My Myspace page, Gizoogled

Who cares about this crap? Here's something that's better. www.gizoogle.com

Originally posted by -Lily-: quote: "in order to finish quickly the African people". loool, that really made me laugh. There's quite a few countries where the African people are doing the job themselves efficiently.

Hey, come on now Ghanima, I'm not a retard Would you prefer if the thread was titled "Did you know Richard Gere is buddhist?" :rolleyes:

Q-Tip is a Muslim, though as well. Thought you might want to know that....

LOL Everyone in here are a bunch of goody-goody's. I've tried almost everything under the sun(before I became Muslim, of course) and I think that's part of what turned me away from khat. I was told "Have you ever tried this stuff? It's great!! It keeps you up all night and you want to talk more, and it gives you more energy, and blah blah blah.... and to top it all off, it's Halal!!!!!". So finally the day came when i found out a friend of ours had some jaad, and he invited us over. I was like "All right!! I'm gonna get mirqaan!!! I was all excited because I'd never tried this thing before. But I was extremely disappointed when I tried it. It was disgusting, and I didn't really feel anything(I thought I was gonna get high or something LOL). But it turned out I was chewing it wrong and I was swallowing it as well, not supposed to do that, apparently. But I didn't learn my lesson because I did it about 6 or 7 times after that. Oh well, at least I never had to pay for it......

Originally posted by rudy: i do have a free deep voice!! lool.. so i guess my boyz ok.. come one boyz swim now...do the back stroke! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL