OG Moti Posted May 20, 2003 PART I You know YOU ARE SOMALI When 1. YOU PUT KETCHUP IN EVERYTHING 2. u have 1,768 uses for vasaline! 3. ur on da full bus and styll ur da loudest ppl talkin 4. u have bout 30 kutabz at home but never use it 5. ur dad married two other wifes not neccessary at the same time. 6. tea is made 5 times a day 7. u put sugar in everything 8. ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " 9. u shop for gear on the 20th of the month 10. u buy sifa phone cards 11. u buy a computer and ur parents ask for bbc somali radio 24/7 12. your birthday is on the first of January. 13. your watch dangles around your wrist 14. you think every teacher is racist. 15. you put your used gum in the freezer to chew later 16. there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol 17. you have a printer, but it doesn't WORk 18. you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on somaliaonline 19. you leave all your assignments to the last minute Take rest more to come PART II YOU KNOW YOUR SOMALI WHEN 1. YOU EAT EVERYTHING WITH A BANANA... 2. YOU JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR BUT YOUR PUSHING A RENTAL THE NEXT WEEKNED... 3. YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT...INSURENCE, YA'LL KNOW THE DEAL. 4. YOU GO OFF TOPIC EXPLAINING THINGS.. 5. MISSBELL WORDES ON SOMALIONLINE... 6. YOU THROW GARBAGE OFF THE BALCONIES 7. U KNOW UR SOMALI WHEN U DOWNLOAD FREE INTERNET.. 8. U CALL JACK CRETIAN " AF QHALOOC" 9. ON DA PHONE U SAY " HALLO".. 10. u NEVER call before u visit someone @ there house and then have the nerve to say there house was a mess. 11. the whole family is watchin da 6 o'clock news n somesays "haye, maxay sheegeen?" lol 12. ur mom or dad calls long distance and screams on the phone 13. you eat everything with your hands. 14. you eat all the fattest food like basto iyo baris with so much oil and never get high cholestrol. 15. your parents always talk about sending you back to somalia when you do anything wrong. 16. you have your wedding start at 9, the people show up at 12 0r 1 and the bride and groom show up at 2 in the morning and then you party until 6 am look shit for 2 days after that.. 17. u talk too much, but around afro-americans, u r as quiet as a mouse. (afread for ur skinny ass) 18. say Walahi when someone tellz u something..........even if they say......."I bought A New Shirt".. (Say Walahi) 19. your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player 20. your mom wears a dirc to the supermarket Want some more? ok!! PART III 1. you have a cell phone all day, but you turn it on at 6 (canada people, and usa) 2. you go watch soccer games in the summer even though you hate soccer 3. you come to a jam with all yo' bling bling, but still wanna hustle, to get in for free 4. u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges 5. u go to somali parties tellin your girlfriend you don't like somali guys. 6. your niece is 40yrs older than you 7. you hang out in any or all of these spotz: Wagad, Hamdi, Afgooye, Karur, Country Style at Dixon, Sheridan Mall or the McDonald's at Falstaff, Jane & Finch, Duncanwood, Weston & 401, Macmacnka Hamar Weyne, Benadir, Somali Hall of Fame, Iftin, any of the Dixon Buildingz, Emmett Buildingz, Driftwood, John Garland, Eastmall or Westmall, Yorkdale or Eaton Centre, the Base Night Club, and off course Five Star Banquet Hall (you know where y'all hang out) or Naadiga in kuwait, qaxwo in UAE and single guys houses in Saudi arabia, playing cards all night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted May 20, 2003 Looooool! OGMOTI...waraa maxaa saas noogu galaysaa? God....they even included what I wrote 7. you hang out in any or all of these spotz: Wagad, Hamdi, Afgooye, Karur, Country Style at Dixon, Sheridan Mall or the McDonald's at Falstaff, Jane & Finch, Duncanwood, Weston & 401, Macmacnka Hamar Weyne, Benadir, Somali Hall of Fame, Iftin, any of the Dixon Buildingz, Emmett Buildingz, Driftwood, John Garland, Eastmall or Westmall, Yorkdale or Eaton Centre, the Base Night Club, and off course Five Star Banquet Hall (you know where y'all hang out) ^^ Lool! Allah...Torontonians embarrassed us! ps...what is this about? Bisinka.. "4. u wash the dishes wit socks if we dont find sponges" ....THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted May 20, 2003 2. YOU JUST BOUGHT A NEW CAR BUT YOUR PUSHING A RENTAL THE NEXT WEEKNED... 19. your dad swears he was a superstar soccer player loooolzzzzzzz! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabbal Posted May 20, 2003 "tea is made 5 times a day" "u buy a computer and ur parents ask for bbc somali radio 24/7" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted May 20, 2003 You know you’re Somali when you pronounce “Big Ben” as “Pig Pen”....lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoMa_InC Posted May 20, 2003 ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol you eat all the fattest food like basto iyo baris with so much oil and never get high cholestrol. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Nice Combination Og Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted May 20, 2003 You know your Somali when your grandma thinks a G spot is an underground parking lot... lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nefertiti Posted May 20, 2003 looooool @og-moti, thats funny dude, I got that email too... QoxootiMammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted May 20, 2003 you're up late on a school night (checking out the latest posts on somaliaonline you leave all your assignments to the last minute kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...walaahi ...i had to post a reply on this bro .coz it is defenetely accurate--lol I´m sitting here and its 10:48 pm and i have school tommorrow and also doing a late assaignment which i´m supposed to send it to my teacher in one hour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted May 20, 2003 2. your birthday is on the first of January. I looked at the drivers's license of this friend and on it it had 01/01/1979 ......Hilarious Goog one OG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BN Posted May 20, 2003 Originally posted by OG_Moti: 6. tea is made 5 times a day More like 50 times 11. u buy a computer and ur parents ask for bbc somali radio 24/7 How'd you know that? LOL 16. there are buttons missing on your TV, so you use fork to change the channels.. lol Actually the remote control too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted May 20, 2003 we still have ppl leaving with mom/dad! god bless america! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mujahida Posted May 21, 2003 Og_Moti loooooooooooooooool ahahhah 12. ur mom or dad calls long distance and screams on the phone lol, that happens in my house for sure lol kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...walaahi ...i had to post a reply on this bro .coz it is defenetely accurate--lol Originally posted by : STHLM_Lady I´m sitting here and its 10:48 pm and i have school tommorrow and also doing a late assaignment which i´m supposed to send it to my teacher in one hour lol lol 3. YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GET INTO A CAR ACCIDENT...INSURENCE, YA'LL KNOW THE DEAL. Walahi, I'm still laughing. lol Masalama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazra Posted May 21, 2003 Nice one, OG-Moti...lolz Few Points missed: You are a Somali when... *Money is obtained through the government *When Tribe is a major issue for many somali's *When many ppl don't make it to University Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
La-y-La Posted May 21, 2003 lol, this is funny, but u r so wrong about this 1. 8. ur mom says " u can memorize music, but u cant memorize quran " cuz am pretty sure even the worst somali parents would yell at their kids and tell them to learn quraan. peace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
