Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;955916 wrote:

This place has turned weird. Apo is spewing weird philosophical rubbish, Norf is has quit his voyeurism and finally commented, Cambuulo is acting all depressed and Alpha is kicking people out. :confused:

what the hell are you doing, adigu? :mad:

 

you, too, will be BANNED if you not careful, ma garatey? :cool:

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Haatu]

Don't push your luck.

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

you know what folks eff this cantarabaqash thread and Eff this freaking god forsaken site... Im outta here

 

 

[Haatu]

Apophis;955931 wrote:

Wara Haatu shouldn't you be colouring your grey hair to look like a teenager

Every Friday without fail. And in case I need an urgent touch up to hide a few roots, I always carry mascara to do the trick (I know someone who actually does this lol)

[Haatu]

Apophis;955935 wrote:

I knew it!!

 

At least you don't use cilaan

Only during Ramadaan you see. Then I hang around with the other Xaajis and have to look the part

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;955918 wrote:

Let me break it down for you:

 

Mind:

 

The human consciousness that originates in the brain and is manifested especially in thought, perception, emotion, will, memory, and imagination.

 

Over:

 

In or at a position above or higher than

 

Matter:

 

Something that occupies space and can be perceived by one or more senses; a physical body, a physical substance, or the universe as a whole

 

Remember:

 

To recall to the mind with effort

 

You:

 

Used to refer to the one or ones being addressed

 

Must:

 

Used to express a command or admonition

 

 

 

Capiche?

no capiche, ma garatety Mr Tony Soprano?

 

you have a terrible way of explaining things. :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;955931 wrote:

Wara Haatu shouldn't you be colouring your grey hair to look like a teenager

LOL@teenager....

 

haatu is a little liar. it boggles the mind why anyone would want to pretend to be a teenager?

 

how are those A levels coming along, abti? are you still going to Leeds to study gender studies?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Alpha Blondy;955955 wrote:

LOL@teenager....

 

haatu is a little liar. it boggles the mind why anyone would want to pretend to be a teenager?

 

how are those A levels coming along, abti? are you still going to Leeds to study gender studies?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

loooooooool

[Alpha Blondy]

 

+1

 

i actually agree.

 

called the family earlier today and apparently 4 Muslim women were attacked in 3 separate attacks because they were wearing hijabs....

 

i advised 'integration'....and less 'muslimisification'.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

 

+1

 

i actually agree.

 

called the family earlier today and apparently 4 Muslim women were attacked in 3 separate attacks because they were wearing hijabs....

 

i advised more 'integration'....and less 'muslimisification'.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Cambuulo iyo bun;955929 wrote:

you know what folks eff this cantarabaqash thread and Eff this freaking god forsaken site... Im outta here

 

 

Dont leave bro this thread will be boring without you ee sidaa ula soco inaar

[Cambuulo iyo bun]

Asaalamu 3aleeykum Waa Ra7mah

 

Bismillah, Al7amdulilah Wa salaatu Wa salaam 3alaa Rasuulilah

 

Ama ba3d

 

 

 

Walaalayaal salaanta islaamka kedib, i want to inform y'all that exactly a week ago our dear friend Oba Hiloowlow got banned so i want to share something about the great mans life.

 

Who was Oba?

 

Oba Hiloowlow lived a remarkable life, one that inspired me greatly. His adventurous attitude, his broad range of interests, and his happy demeanor made him a wonderful person to know. He was patient, and generous with his time and affection. Oba pursued his many endeavours diligently, and always rose to meet a challenge. I always felt that he expected the same of me, too.'

 

He extended this philosophy no matter what obstacle he faced. I have always admired this trait.

 

The strength of his character showed even in criticism. With a few wry words, my best friend could be far more damning than most people could achieve with any strong language.

 

I'll miss the news of his strange adventures, and I'll miss the stories from the seven continents he visited; I'll miss the tales of the mighty Unuka; about his old friends; and his 'cantarabaqash'. Stories he told again and again, in the same exacting detail with every telling.

 

I'll miss his perspective and his gentle humour. I'll miss the surprising depth and scope of his knowledge. I'll miss the warmth he extended to everyone he met.

 

I will miss my best friend dearly. But I will treasure his memory forever.

 

 

Ilaahoow ku naxariiso Oba!!!

[Alpha Blondy]

Cambuulo iyo bun;955985 wrote:

Asaalamu 3aleeykum Waa Ra7mah

 

Bismillah, Al7amdulilah Wa salaatu Wa salaam 3alaa Rasuulilah

 

Ama ba3d

 

 

 

Walaalayaal salaanta islaamka kedib, i want to inform y'all that exactly a week ago our dear friend

Oba Hiloowlow

got banned so i want to share something about the great mans life.

 

Who was Oba?

 

Oba Hiloowlow

lived a remarkable life, one that inspired me greatly. His adventurous attitude, his broad range of interests, and his happy demeanor made him a wonderful person to know. He was patient, and generous with his time and affection.

Oba

pursued his many endeavours diligently, and always rose to meet a challenge. I always felt that he expected the same of me, too.'

 

He extended this philosophy no matter what obstacle he faced. I have always admired this trait.

 

The strength of his character showed even in criticism. With a few wry words, my best friend could be far more damning than most people could achieve with any strong language.

 

I'll miss the news of his strange adventures, and I'll miss the stories from the seven continents he visited; I'll miss the tales of the mighty Unuka; about his old friends; and his 'cantarabaqash'. Stories he told again and again, in the same exacting detail with every telling.

 

I'll miss his perspective and his gentle humour. I'll miss the surprising depth and scope of his knowledge. I'll miss the warmth he extended to everyone he met.

 

I will miss my best friend dearly. But I will treasure his memory forever.

 

 

Ilaahoow ku naxariiso Oba!!!

^^

 

hear hear!

 

time has stood still since your departure, inaar.....and......time has indeed come to vindicate your person Obaoooow, inaar.....and......the annals of history have bore witness to your extraordinary and often 'larger than life' personality.

 

i knew the maxruum in a personal capacity and i'm utterly devastated by his premature death. i'll forever be devoted to his memory and indeed the values of his spirit. i'm often saddened by the affliction he endured towards the end of his short life, but he died a true martyr and for a cause he felt very strong about. in the end, those who sacrifice their very being for the greater good of a firmly held ideal, have NOT died, but leave behind a legacy, far more than they merited in life.

 

we shall remember our friend and pay homage to his legacy. we shall forever remember the way he touched our lives with his 'happy-go-lucky' sort of attitude. we shall miss the Oba who'd make our hearts smile with his very presence. we shall, indeed

 

Oba, i know you're smiling down at us from up there in HAG heaven, inaar, but know very well the Resistance remains STRONG and has NOT died. some of us might be joining you very soon but know we shall forever carry on the work you've left behind. indeed.

 

R.I.P homez.....ee sida uula soco.

 

 

 

 

In this game the lesson's in your eyes to see

Though things change, the future's still inside of me

We must remember that tomorrow comes after the dark

So you will always be in my heart, with unconditional love

[Alpha Blondy]

No!

 

but i think Nuur Eebo is there, i reckon.

 

 

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all.