Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[oba hiloowlow]

nuune;921196 wrote:

this Alpha ma yaqaano istubidh ayuranti

Al-Xaakim Nuune can you translate that into Waqooyi accent. Mahadsanid

 

Imam Showri Imam Coloow imam Tooxow

[oba hiloowlow]

Alpha Blondy;921203 wrote:

WTF! Oba,

 

what's wrong with you? why are you backbiting me with your af-xamari phonetics. how dare you walahi. i thought you were my friend?

Nabadoon Al, raali ahow i have been diagnosed with an Axis two personality disorder. So everytime ''I'' insult you its not me its my other personality aka gacanyaraha imamka.

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

a very nice song. one of my personal favourites. singing along with it too. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Mario B]

QansaxMeygaag;921117 wrote:

Kanda is the King of Soukos man, my favourite in Inde Monie

 

 

 

One of my favourite Kanda Bongoman song...Isambe.

[Alpha Blondy]

in the last hour or so i was visited by a random person. i didn't expect this person to visit at all. my little cousin came a long from his humble home to visit his beloved older cousin Al. we sat down in the main living room of my house. i give him some biscuits and cup of tea....you could see in his malnourished frame, he could have done with a second helping of my imported English biscuits (Mcvities Digestives) . it was excellent to see him. he reminded Al of why he risked life and limb to come back home. i needed some human company after my recent unilateral decision to live in self-imposed solitude. but, i was willing, to make an exception to the set rules, and we spoke of familial affairs but i didn't delve into his sudden and unexpected visit. mind you, he's not exactly my favourite little cousin but nonetheless, i was happy to see him. as he left, after i hurriedly implied that he ought to leave, Alpha and I, escorted him, to the gates and in unison uttered some passionate words like ''you know we're family, it's always important we maintain contact and have regular communication. take care my walal and call me as soon as you reach home (in the poverty-stricken kilili 5aad area of hargeisa near the two tits :D:D:D:D)''.

 

what was the little rascal doing in these leafier parts of town? what was the reason for his unannounced visit? was he doing a monitoring visit this late in the evening?

 

questions for Alpha and I to ponder over this misty African night.....:p

[Showqi]

Alpha ninyohow gacan adakidaa, ma shaah iyo buskut oo qudha ayaad siisay your skinny inaadeer. No casho fiican no pocket money smh.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ perhaps, you can start by explaining these puzzling questions ya Apoow?

[Alpha Blondy]

Showqi;921312 wrote:

Alpha ninyohow gacan adakidaa, ma shaah iyo buskut oo qudha ayaad siisay your skinny inaadeer. No casho fiican no pocket money smh.

Showqi,

 

i was actually rather nice to him. he stayed for almost 40mins. he's a university student, you see. i didn't waste time in discussing trivial affairs but quizzed, with a somewhat interrogative manner, about his studies. i gave him a book to read too. he is to come and see me and Al on the 24th of March with a 2000 word book review.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. what does he need casho fiican for? do you think i'm running the salvation army here?! LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;921317 wrote:

The kid wanted some pocket money to help him with his ongoing, and going nowhere, shukansi with the local easy. And you offered horrible Mcvitties Digestives!! It would have been fine if you gave him some Rich Tea, but digestives?! Blah

how do you know i didn't give him pocket money? a gaal atheist, like you, who works on speculative presumptions, has no business discussing Al's internal family dynamics. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. .....also Digestives are a luxury good here...in case, you didn't know that, too....

[Showqi]

Alpha, because you mentioned that he was malnourished. Waar inanka noolee baan ku idhi:D

[Somalicentric]

It's Iyanya

 

It's that time again of the year where i am obsessing over Nigerian Artists, & it doesn't hurt that the brotha is looking fine, fine CHAI lol

 

 

[Alpha Blondy]

Showqi;921332 wrote:

Alpha, because you mentioned that he was malnourished. Waar inanka noolee baan ku idhi:D

 

that's NOT my concern dee showqiiiiyo....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

p.s - i'm kind to my family but they always take information from me and report it back to their families. so that mahmah is true for them....kuu sheekeye kaa sheekeeye ha la sheekaysan....LOOOOOOOOOOOOL......

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all.

[Nin-Yaaban]

Alpha wallee your funny.

[Alpha Blondy]

the oscars 2013......................................................................Argo for best film? WTF!