Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. ROCK'N ROLL baby!

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;921612 wrote:

And I see it has gone PM

:D

 

Alpha, how does it feel to converse with yourself

its too early to say how this PM flirtation will go...so far . i've been forced to prompt Somalicentric for replies.......but if she doesn't give me her facebook, it'll be considered a FAILURE...keep y'all updated.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[oba hiloowlow]

yo niggas whats up

[Alpha Blondy]

PM UPDATE: REJECTION of ALPHA by somalicentric......:(

 

 

 

special dedicated to my old flame somalicentric.......just listen to these heart felt words my jacyl.....:(:(

 

 

[Haatu]

such a shame....moving swiftly along, Oba do you know why I keep taunting you to use the Right hand when drinking? There's a funny story behind it my sarkhaan friend Shall I tell you?

[oba hiloowlow]

lmfao do tell Haatuuwoooow

[Haatu]

Well in my area, there's these two well known Somali sarkhaans oo laga samrey (yacni absolute failures of life) that are forever sitting on the curb or on some bench drinking or sleeping. One day they had an argument when one of them (let's call him Jaamac) noticed that the other one (we'll call him Kaahiye) was drinking with his left hand.

 

Jaamac: Innaa lillaahi waryaa Kaahiye war bahasha midigta ku cab!

 

Kaahiye: War naga tag waxaas danteena ma ehee

 

Jaamac: War maxaa tiri? War waa sunno oo Nebiga (NNKH) ayaa yiri!

 

Kaahiye: Ma ku cabaayi ee na daa

 

Kolkaas Jaamac tuu xanaaqey buu yiri

 

Jaamac: Walaahi hadaad ka noqon wayso inaan mar dambe kula soconeynin.

 

Kaahiye: Ka noqon maayo

 

Jaamac storms off in fury.

 

5 mins later

 

Jaamac returns asagoo dhala khamra wato. Kaahiye looks up amused.

 

Kaahiye: Oo soo adiga laha ku garab socon maayo?

 

Jaamac: War naga aamus kalabyahow oo bench-ka nafaas nooga bannee

 

They drank their worries away and forgot about the whole fuss :D

[oba hiloowlow]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL rageedi

[Wadani]

loooooooooool

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;921639 wrote:

Well in my area, there's these two well known Somali sarkhaans oo laga samrey (yacni absolute failures of life) that are forever sitting on the curb or on some bench drinking or sleeping. One day they had an argument when one of them (let's call him Jaamac) noticed that the other one (we'll call him Kaahiye) was drinking with his left hand.

 

Jaamac: Innaa lillaahi waryaa Kaahiye war bahasha midigta ku cab!

 

Kaahiye: War naga tag waxaas danteena ma ehee

 

Jaamac: War maxaa tiri? War waa sunno oo Nebiga (NNKH) ayaa yiri!

 

Kaahiye: Ma ku cabaayi ee na daa

 

Kolkaas Jaamac tuu xanaaqey buu yiri

 

Jaamac: Walaahi hadaad ka noqon wayso inaan mar dambe kula soconeynin.

 

Kaahiye: Ka noqon maayo

 

Jaamac storms off in fury.

 

5 mins later

 

Jaamac returns asagoo dhala khamra wato. Kaahiye looks up amused.

 

Kaahiye: Oo soo adiga laha ku garab socon maayo?

 

Jaamac: War naga aamus kalabyahow oo bench-ka nafaas nooga bannee

 

They drank their worries away and forgot about the whole fuss

:D

:D:D:D:D

 

madness. vices and ethics working in tandem ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Haatu]

There's also another story about how one of them told the other one day he's thinking of leaving Islam but that's for another day

[N.O.R.F]

loool finally this sad thread comes to life (and isnt because of Alpha)

[Alpha Blondy]

haatu,

 

you MUST write little stories more often!!!!. i'm dying from laughter right now. these two social outcasts could provide excellent social commentary on the world, as it passes them by, ma istidhi? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

i'm tempted to write a little story featuring jamac and kaahiye about the latest horse meat controversy. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[Alpha Blondy]

N.O.R.F;921650 wrote:

loool finally this sad thread comes to life (and isnt because of Alpha)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

there always laughter on this thread. it doesn't matter who provides but walahi its all jokes, all the time. why are you being divisive?

 

baal go on and crack a little joke? i thought so.....marka naga daa dee.

 

p.s - i would've insulted you big time walahi but we'll probably see each other again dee.......LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[oba hiloowlow]

horta has anyone seen gaalka today LOOOOL