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SOMALILAND: Fatal Dalliance With False Cause

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Abtigiis   

Poor Oodweyne, he is a good man, one with a good sense of humour too. He can’t bravely step out of SNM line like Xaaji Xundjuf, if only to vindicate the commonsensical typecast that the Habroos in Burco and its environs can only follow, they can’t lead ideationally. In this enclave of overbearing compliance, Xaaji-Xundjuf’s occasional exit from SNM line is no small trait. I wish to congratulate the Xaaji. What he lacks in cerebral rigour, he has it in compassion. Oodweyne is the opposite, what he has in intellect, he lacks in rationality.

 

Efforts at stitching the shabby secession rag that SNM has dreamed about have come to vast, spotless naught!..hollow... Nothing! Of course, this is neither tear-jerking nor unforeseen. The vultures have long been in the air, the beast –that is “Somaliland” tottering like a drunken British lord. Many of its clannish children were feeling ensnared by their “Country’s” wobbly merry-go-round politics to nowhere. The SNM’s final collapse will release many from this heavy sense of entrapment.

 

They have twisted, turned and spun into an ever-widening gyre. They certainly needed a release, and the London meeting might just be it. Gentle SOL’ers, brace for SNM’s Ides of March, by way of a massive shrinkage in profile and pomposity as they sit next to Ahlu-Sunna to eat from one round plate, to be followed by a rejection of their predliction for splits, amoeba way, itself an interregnum before a permanent reunion with motherland, all to finish this pathetic, diseased creature called “lander-nimo” that SNM and Siilaanyo spat in our crowded room called Somalia.

 

So, you might ask: why the iteration, dear Abtigiis, why this wordy celebration? Well, for the sake of the mugged brothers in the North, victims of the harebrained political pretense called “recognition”, who had to be pressed to make them see the light, I would reply.

And Oodweyne is one such, and frankly my heart goes out to him, hoping old Siilaanyo to whose politics he is betrothed, is verily cured of this nagging disease called split.

 

Oodweyne is deeply hurt that the “the Somaliland republic” is sent the same invitation card as the one received by Sheikh Toosiye of Ahlu-Sunna. He blames it on Britain, his erstwhile benefactor.He comes across as a soul in profound distress, a soul that yearned for an eternal suture to this deep political gush that is about to rock his “nation”.

 

Now Britain, Oodweyne's religion, God and benefactor in one, has shattered that entire dream and he is very unhappy.Given who he is in terms of lineage, which is all that matters in his enclave, I get the sense he is ventilating the exasperations of his ‘ruling’ sub-clan nominally headed by Siilaanyo, a man in bad mental and physical shape. If the old man (Siilaanyo) was an untiring fighter yesterday, he is a man-child today, uttering akhas and uf on national media, which is why it is hard to say he is in control.

 

As a fawning clanman, Oodweyn, is without doubt a child-man, which is why Xiinfanin watches with glee as exacting events smack him the schoolboy style. There is something immensely politically naïve about this surly SNM man from the big-fence village; something that makes him a fervent teenager in the fertility dance of elders.

 

If you do not understand my simile, then go and see the post Oodweyne did few days ago with “perfidy” as a title. He thinks Somaliland can reject Britain. He thinks Somaliland’s absence from the London conference will strengthen its secession drive. He is of the opinion a fight between SL and UK is a tussle of two giant elephants. Such is the level of delusion that he thinks London is Buuhoodle, or UK is Khaatumo State, or more accurately Djibouti. Few weeks ago, his senile uncle was summoned by Djibouti to be told that SL’s passport is no more accepted in this tiny casino state. And his uncle could do nothing. Instead of taking that as a useful indicator of where power lies and more crucially where it is absent, Oodweyne petitions the SL government not to go to London. This, amid Khaatumo’s triumph, amid Awdal’s resurgence.

 

Poor oodweyne,! Evincing this clannish anguish for secession, he finds himself hoping to blunt drawn daggers, by a blow of fetid fart called “absence from a meeting”. As if the fart can blunt the dagger, or Somaliland’s absence can delay Somalia’s revival!

 

Like all SNM’ites anxious for recognition, he is set to lose it, or even get devoured by the meeting he is so reluctant to attend, let alone fully understand.

 

The cause is lost. The agonized petitions of Oodweyne, the siege of Buuhoodle, the frantic rants of Waraabe are signs of the depth of the disenchantment in the clan-enclave.

 

Like Oodweyne, Siilanyo is fastening his “cause” on the wishes and dreams of the mugged clansmen, even when the dead-end is so close and visible!

 

How dead and uncalculating can a leadership ever be politically?

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Imisa goor baan kuugu celceliyaa adeer dee ,,,,,,, tan ha ku daalin baan ku idhi

 

Dab haddaad hunqaacdiyo

Haddaad daacdo dhabataba

Haddaad adigu doontiyo

Haddaad adigu diiddaba

Haddaad ii darraatiyo

Haddaad ii ducaysaba

Haddaad maato dabatiyo

Haddaad doobta lalisaba

Haddaad doolli noqotiyo

Haddaad daasas fagataba

Haddaad geelal didisiyo

Haddaad daylo shabisaba

Haddaad faan dudubsiyo

Haddaad been daldalataba

Haddaad kaara ducatiyo

Haddaad geeri dihataba

Haddaad dooddi oroddiyo

Haddaad deeddan socotaba

Haddaad soo durdurisiyo

Haddaad xeel la durugtaba

Haddaad waalli duushiyo

Haddaad maan ku dirirtaba

Haddaad daad faruurtiyo

Haddaad soo da'fanataba

Haddaad duusho kicisiyo

Haddaad dawri carisaba

Haddaad dawga xidhatiyo

Haddaad deyr is marisaba

Haddaad buur la deristiyo

Haddaad dooxyo qodataba

Haddaad doobir shidatiyo

Haddaad diina taxataba

Hadduu dhiigu daatiyo

Hadday xaydhi dixataba

Hadday guushu degatiyo

Hadday daahyo rogataba

Hadday qaanso debecdiyo

Hadday shiish dellegantaba

Hadday Daylo curatiyo

Hadday deero tebisaba

Adoo dool dhaqaaqiyo

Adoo data mooyee

Damac waa halkiisii

Dabna waa dabkiisii

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What is really amusing is not the eloquent depiction of the secessionist's real worth and weight politically but the mocking use of metaphors to describe the utterly bad situation the secessionist find themselves in. They're literally lost for words, Abtigiis has beaten them into silence. haha

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Abtigiis   

Dear Fiqi,

 

I have not beaten them because I have better words. I have beaten them because I support better, nobler ideas and aspirations. When a thief is caught red-handed while trying to steal, he gets tight-tongued and still, not because he is not a wordsmith, but because the ignoble act shames him and disorientates him. It is the same case with SNM affecionados here.

 

If it was about tongues, these guys in the North has the sharpest of it all. But with no high-minded ideal to talk about, they are mum most of the time, and incoherent when they speak as if they are Mitt Romney answering a question about his tax records.

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NGONGE   

Waligeen toobad ma keenaysan! :D

 

The meeting has not taken place and SL's attendance (or otherwise) has not be confirmed yet A&T couldn't hlep himself and decided to take a leaf from Xiin's old book of fortune telling and brag about the meaning of this meeting (that did not take place) or SL's destiny. Bal hadwato uun yaan lago waayin, saaxib.

 

p.s.

Is the guru's sub clan the ruling group in SL? War ma hubta? :D

p.s.

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Prof Abtigis tani waa shul, waxba lagama qaban karo. Fiiri labada waraaqood ee xun-xunka ah ee Oodweyne lasoo booday. Af iyo adinba laga badi, waa tii gabyaagiiye

 

Duqsiguba hadduu ururu, oo ururu odokastuu sheegto

Aagaanka kama qaadi karo haan la aaburaye'e

 

Laakiin inay nimanku is dilaan baan ka baqayaa, fiiri ka Jacayl ahaa ee darraad ala ala ala-da ku hayey markii Buuhoodle la yiri waa la qabtay :D

 

In the battle of Okinawa, the Japanese civilians were so shocked about the fall of the city, and the prospect of the defeat of their 'God', that many of them decided to hide their 'eternal' shame, throwing themselves ( taking the innocent children and elderly with them) from the cliff tops. A similar fate awaits, or so it seems, for the likes of Oodweyne and a large number of the utterly misinformed, misled masses of Somaliland who religiously believed recognition was at hand. Twenty years of crawling to reach to the over promised political station have come, as good Professor Abtigis eloquently put it, to naught.

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^^I note the feminine quality of your analogies today :D. I guess resorting to old ladies stories provides the only escape route for a defeated secessionist like your self, Oodweyne. But again anything is expected from you these days---the stuff 'exacting events' do to old Oodweyne :D

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NGONGE   

Heh@day or two leave of absence :D( war since the collapse of the 'blessed caravan' the man has not been the same).

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NGONGE   

^^ One minute he insists that a conference in Somalia is the only way and the next, he ululites for the London conference (or was the Nairobi one before that?). :D

 

Raggan sheekadood waa "Kalaam al leel, yamxooho al nahaaru" (night time talk is wiped away by morning).

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NGONGE, :D

 

Who said the caravan has collapsed? Your Siilaanyo is invited to the extension of the same Caravan you mocked , maaha? Read the premise of the UK sponsored if you have any doubt of the contribution of Jabbuuti process however small , waryaa.

 

The Roadmap is the center piece of the whole thing. War bahasha barta yaa ikhwanna

 

 

Oodweyne, I trust you reflect the secessionist madness, unlike our ever wavering NGONGE

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Abtigiis   

Unless this so-calles Guru is confused,he should understand that a child whose father is missing after going to a battlefield is fundamentally different than one who is standing over the mutilated corpse of his father. The first child grieves but also nurses a beguiling feeling of hope that his missing father will resurface one day. The other son erects a tent for a fitting funeral wake. The first son is from Somaligalbeed, still chasing an elusive freedom. The second confirmed orphan is from Somaliland, gazing at the bloodied body of his parent,his hope. Clearly, there is a closure for one, a hope for the other. The two boys cannot post the pictures of their fathers on the same obituary pages. Simply because one is dead, the other not. I therefore have every right to celebrate the end of SNM ERA, while Oodweyne should wait for the demise of my dream. The recent demonstrations in the enclave is the blood and clots that herald the premature end of a young pregnancy for a woman badly in need of a child after several previous miscarriages. The secession fetus is dead and is coming out in bits from the womb of SNM. All that remains is for a thorough cleaning of the secession uterus. LONDON is where the gynacologists will do this badly needed cleaning.

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RedSea   

May those who joyfully anticipate and wish of the destruction of Somaliland never succeed. Allah does not aide those who seek others' misery.

 

 

Somaliland: Allow daa kana Ilaali xasidka iyo masaska soo xuub siibtay.

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RedSea knows he is wrong in implying that we hate his tribal enclave

 

The problem is not hatred. Problem is his little tribal enclave is mad because large segment of nothern communities said we want to stay with the union :D

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