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NGONGE   

^^ What day off? I thought you always burn the candle at both ends with your extra curricular activities, mate! ;)

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Faheema.   

I wish I could find a way to package and sell common sense.

 

 

ahh juxa I know how you feel...get well dear.

 

 

JotD

 

Two older women were having lunch together,

and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

 

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you,

I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing.

I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached!"

"Whoa," replied the first woman.

"I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

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Nina Fox   

LMAO @ Faheema.

 

Am I going lala or are these girls planning a ramadan without Samosas? *Rolls eyes and slams the door @ the sheer thought*.

Hiyaa Juxa (Lately Im the one being put to sleep) I aint proud of it, has happened a couple of times. As long as I wake up before the baby, no-one wud know! *Shuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

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NGONGE   

^^ That's just three people trying over and over again. Two of them already post on this thread, one is boycotting the thread and all three of them live in one man's head.

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"Qalbi lagu dhuftay (x) maskax waxaa soo baxaysa (=) Allah ha u naxariisto."

"Dhuuni lagu dhuftay hunguriweyne na ar ka cararaay"

 

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Hilarious Jeyte, Allah yarxama.

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nuune   

^^ Val, Jeyte ummadeena ma aheen, ninkaas kolleey caadi ma aheyn, Ilaahay ha u naxariisto.

 

 

 

wardiga subaxdii badanaa waxaa iga qaso waraabo, Ilaahay inkaar ha ku rido kaa.

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somaliland local people never cease to amaze. i was verbally abused by my maid this morning on the phone, of course, she doesnt have the stomach to say this to my face. the woman had the nerve to call me -'illegitimate' as if to suggest that I was born out of wedlock lol. this came after i accused her of being lazy and never coming to clean the house.

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