Valenteenah. Posted February 12, 2006 This is a valentine's dedication to a sample of male magnificence named NGONGE, who's known for his spectacular stories, endless flirting and promises to the SOL ladies that they might have a chance with him in a decade or so (the cad!). However, he hasn't been quite himself of late. Has he lost his mojo? I wondered. I suppose the unceasing flogging of the dumb and the demented on SOL could have had such an effect, but still.... This can't go on, I thought. I want the frivolous and flirty NG back, doing what he does best; Serenading, gossiping, storytelling , and just being plain outrageous! I felt I had to do something to change the situation...but what? Then it hit me. What better way to get my NGONGE back from the Gobi desert than to appeal to his vanity? Oh yes...adulation would definitely work. So I went all out and prepared a banner to show my affection. Ta daaa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted February 12, 2006 Those words drew a big groan from me. For god sake, Ngonge is an occupied guy. I do not doubt that he has someone to ride the tri-cycle with.As I write this words rage spark my fingers. This may chill your body with thrill; will you Ahura be my Valentine? My future hopes and prospects are bound on this offer! :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted February 12, 2006 Stoic, baby, you're amazing, but you're NOT Ngonge. So get out of my way, you're blocking my view of the big man. :mad: *Start's singing 'You're beautiful' by James Blunt* My life is brilliant. My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. He smiled at me on the subway. He was with another woman. But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'Cause I've got a plan. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. I saw your face in a crowded place, And I don't know what to do, 'Cause I'll never be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted February 12, 2006 OMG....I officially sank to repose, it seems that Ngonge's mixtures of genius looks is engendered in his reader's minds. :cool: PS Alaa Ciil bathanaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted February 12, 2006 Looo0oooL@Ahura. Aren't you feeling passionate? Great job on paint.. how long did it take you? NG is definitely great but he doesnt deserve all your love and song dedications on Valentines... Stoic and I do :mad: . You've a decade or two to go before you can join in NG's harem, by which time your stock value would have diminished (even for his senile taste). heh. Talk about wasted efforts. Now show those of us here, right now, who want you...some love, ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted February 13, 2006 ahura...sounds lv tko! here u go!! Thinking back over my years I guess I shedded some tearsTold myself time and time again 'this time I'm gonna win'But in every fight things ain't right, losin' againTakes a fool to lose twice, start all over again Think I'd better let it go Looks like another love tko Think I'd better let it go Looks like another love tko Tried to take control of love, love took control of me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted February 13, 2006 Originally posted by Ahura: What better way to get my NGONGE back from the Gobi desert than to appeal to his vanity? Oh yes...adulation would definitely work. Adulation? As in we're not worthy? That might work but it will take time. Here's a sure fire way to have him all over you within hours: Misconstrue something he wrote by responding with a comment that is off by 135°. Right after he calls you obtuse, he'll show you, with death inducing detail, how far off you are. Who cares though, you just want his company, right? With all the abuse and all. The man is not yet to be senile, he already is. Not to mention bitter, sardonic and forever mordant. Yeah, I'm playa-hatin'. You got a problem? Ahura, how could you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted February 13, 2006 So where's my valentine's card, or am I not good enough? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted February 13, 2006 ^^^Lii..Who are you talking to? I hope you are not expecting a V card from Castro! Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 13, 2006 this thread is so funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted February 13, 2006 *Holds back tears* Urm...where's NGONGE? Why hasn't he answered my call? Doesn't he want to be my Valentine? *Runs off to weep in the corner* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 13, 2006 but ur a bit early, maybe he is waiting for the new flowers to bring with him 2morrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted February 13, 2006 Originally posted by Ahura: where's NGONGE ? Why hasn't he answered my call? Doesn't he want to be my Valentine? That's the problem with alpha-males dear. Very high demand. You're just gonna have to settle for a lower-ranking male as a valentine. The odds of getting one of those are much higher. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted February 13, 2006 ^ I don't want anyone else, just NG. *Sniff* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Castro Posted February 13, 2006 ^ Well, in that case, I'm extending my sympathy and commiserations to you. :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
