Mizz-HurriCane Posted April 15, 2003 SaLLaM CaLLyKuM ((( Mental Test )))) Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so......... Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass", then go on to question four. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is ; flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real idiot and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. ...... If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first line!!! Fi AmaaN ALLAH O u T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted April 15, 2003 Good one sista! Man i was out after the 3rd one but hey no surprise here....but you know what i finished the questions anyway! The last was one is the badest one i thought.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Legend of Zu Posted April 15, 2003 Damn..the Driver was Me all along....hahahaha...I go.."I dunno"....hahahah This was Funny looooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honesita Posted April 15, 2003 I missed the 2nd question....cows drink milk... what an idiot i am....anyhow i continued till the end and i figured out that the driver was MOI...!! And also, i thought the 'greenhouse' was made of 'gas' not 'glass'....!!! I could be anotha dummy on that one too though...!!! Salaamz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted April 15, 2003 I stumbeled on the cows drink milk one but got the rest. But really don't cows drink milk when they are young calves (still cows aren't they?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 15, 2003 LOL, the only one i got right was number five,..............and after lookin at the answers, they're really not that hard,........damn, i guess MY mama did raise a fool, ...naw let me stop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted April 16, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOool i really wanted to bury the survivors on west germany. i guess i lost half my memory when they told me life in the west is about xamali and minimum wage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nivea_nova Posted April 17, 2003 yo sis...gotta give u two thumbs up for that...i was good until the last one...yo the last one just got me....honestly i actually scrolled back up to check if you were telling the truth or just pulling my leg...aight i gotta beyounce....latazzz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hibo Posted April 17, 2003 Damn...and I thought I was bright. 1 out of 6 is not so bad. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamilah Posted April 17, 2003 Mizz-HurriCane, looooooooool That was cool, i loved ot so much i e-mailed to myself i got that Milk one wrong, i can't believe it. I carried on anyway despite the insults about my brain being overheated. Salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazra Posted April 17, 2003 The Milk One. :confused: As i was spelling "silk" three times, i was like "hehehe i know this one, MILK." Shocked at the answer, dam! :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted April 17, 2003 The Silk one always works! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted April 17, 2003 Good 1 sis; I got some of them right....Is Green House a fomaus house that exists cuz I don't c the reason Y green bricks is not thr right answer.... The plane 1 fool me too...I said each 1 of them will be burried where their home is.. SOS .........LOL cows don't drink milk, they r too old to be breast fed. good guessin' though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazra Posted April 18, 2003 I actually got all of them right, except for the MILK one. And i already KNEW about the survivour one, but the countries were different, yet some thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keeping Faith Posted April 18, 2003 lool@shyhem Phew! we're not taking the same plane together, u would bury me alive too :eek: WOW this mental Test was a bit challenging..got stuck on the cow question just like most of the nomads. Hey S.O.S same here i was wondering don't cows drink milk?? :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
