Che -Guevara

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  1. ^Who do you justify the indiscriminate shelling going on right now as we speak while the so called Somali government watched "their" people blown to bits from the comfort of Villa Somalia. How's different than what happen under Yeey's admin. Who's killing and maiming Somalis?
  2. NGONE-Gets to show these men are not here to "keep" peace and have complete disregard for Somali lives, and from what I understand the AU has changed their mandate and authorized them to fight along side government forces hence turning them into occupation force.
  3. Juje-That's what you get for killing a Somali camel, more importantly using Somalis as target practice.
  4. “ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________________ __________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________________ _________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________________ _________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________________ _________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________________ __________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________________ __________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________________ _________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________________ _________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
  5. ^As long as Jb votes for Riyaale, then yes.
  6. Ibti-I used my name, n I feel never worked against me.I guess we are more diverse hence accepting of all "strange" names.
  7. Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: maxaad tidhi ? Somaliland’s dominant clan, whose internal divisions made an outsider more appealing than conflict.
  8. Ibti-UK must be intolerant place if people with such names are at disadvantage.We have Barack Hussian Osama oops Obama as president, we can't imagine being teased for having name like Looyaan or Egal.
  9. ^I have never heard or seen anyone threatened with death for marrying Somalis from this particular qabiil.If this did happen, she's exaggerating it.
  10. juxa...Hambalyo, consider these names Looyaan, Cigaal, or Kenadiid.
  11. Ms.DD Ceeb ceeb, maxeey dhahaan Soomaalida, marwo tahey. LoooL@Fu Fu bootodo kaliya waaye Ms.DD iyo KK uus kudaba ganbanaa noh I don't know even what I said that irked him.
  12. LoooL@6 fee Thai "women" A male hooker?...I could believe that in Arab country But otherwise nagadaa sheekadanaa, for all we know there are more hookers in the city of Jabouti(exploited by the West your hereos) than there are in all UAE.
  13. ^ I think he meant your knees gave in when you saw his shining forehead, but now we know something about Val-I will pass that to him For minute I thought, you felt the need to reassure yourself Val
  14. ^So, you run into my cousin in NZ haye.He siad you had wobbly legs Geeljire..Ms.DD is polite unline reer Burco folks
  15. LooooooooL@Faarax..I will leave it there. Geeljire-Markaad timaadid baa gabdhaha kala yaacaan-what gives?
  16. ^Lazy-I'm not well versed in deen (I mean indepth analysis of such complex issue), but I think you are throwing alot of charges without presenting sources or understanding implications. I do agree you with one thing you say though, whatever the cause is, man's ultimate goal is power, anyone who convince himself otherwise is just delusional. The question is will that power be used for good or evil.This is what differentiates good leaders from the bad ones.
  17. ^Waryaa Jb, so odaga Riyaale ciduu kalahaa?
  18. ^Let's hope it's not the skimpy clothes that draws in. I like 80s teen movies, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, ninja kids,n what was that John Cossack movie?, etc. Hello Geeljire.
  19. Faarax...Now, we know the kind of movies you like. Jb...Xaasid.
  20. ^LooooL...Who knew her shuukaansi was that bad.Maybe he had southern accent (not to be confused with Qardho) which sheh would have liked LoooL@Ms.DD
  21. Hi Ibti, C&H...Who said, I have crush on her Ms.DD...Yes, she was.I gotta get buddy buddy with the mom. I almost went to Uganda with the mom on school trip.