Che -Guevara

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  1. ^There's need for validation and sense of belonging, something the gentleman here deprived himself, and the sad thing that's not cuz he left Islam that's denying him a sense of peace.
  2. Near the river, I think you are thinking of hippos. reer Burco iyi reer Qardho waaxid
  3. ^Who are you trying to convince horta? You are an athiest and Somalis are Muslims....and?
  4. Apart from Qardho, the rest looks beautiful. Thanks Kadawo!
  5. Sayid-Check the pics. I rest my case! Ibti-labadiinaba qararac badan tiihin.(Burco n Qardho that's) Ayeeyo...Must be nice Ayeeyo
  6. ^Xaasha, nagadaadeey Ayeeyo..You must own the place if you are off that long. Sayid-Somal..My awoowes are far from the place.In fact no one is there. If the three of you go back, the population would increase by 75%
  7. ^I was hoping you be at work and not reading this ayeeyo Ok, the three of you, who else
  8. Lily-not really, my mind is actually more productive during Ramadan.
  9. Hi juxa, they had us locked up in training. I need more challenging work that keeps away from SOL. They give us an hour and half lunch break-I mean come on since I'm fasting :mad:
  10. Pajama party....? What are you people into? Macamus party anyone?
  11. ^Who do you justify the indiscriminate shelling going on right now as we speak while the so called Somali government watched "their" people blown to bits from the comfort of Villa Somalia. How's different than what happen under Yeey's admin. Who's killing and maiming Somalis?
  12. NGONE-Gets to show these men are not here to "keep" peace and have complete disregard for Somali lives, and from what I understand the AU has changed their mandate and authorized them to fight along side government forces hence turning them into occupation force.
  13. Juje-That's what you get for killing a Somali camel, more importantly using Somalis as target practice.
  14. “ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________________ __________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________________ _________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________________ _________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________________ _________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________________ __________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________________ __________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________________ _________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________________ _________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
  15. ^As long as Jb votes for Riyaale, then yes.
  16. Ibti-I used my name, n I feel never worked against me.I guess we are more diverse hence accepting of all "strange" names.
  17. Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: maxaad tidhi ? Somaliland’s dominant clan, whose internal divisions made an outsider more appealing than conflict.
  18. Ibti-UK must be intolerant place if people with such names are at disadvantage.We have Barack Hussian Osama oops Obama as president, we can't imagine being teased for having name like Looyaan or Egal.
  19. ^I have never heard or seen anyone threatened with death for marrying Somalis from this particular qabiil.If this did happen, she's exaggerating it.
  20. juxa...Hambalyo, consider these names Looyaan, Cigaal, or Kenadiid.