Che -Guevara

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  1. ^But who will hug the grand kids if granpa is held hostage by the badder, bigger kid NG, the grinch that stole ciid away :mad:
  2. Originally posted by NGONGE: My old man ROCKS. LoooL..You sound like cunug nanac lasiiye. Tell me dhabtana malagu fariisiye
  3. Being somali doesnt automatically make one muslim Al-Shabaab disagrees with that I dont have to keep my lack of belief to myself, why should I Let's see you go back to Somalia and proclaim that, God does not exist because science has shown that his supposed words in holy books to be false!!! Dazzle us with how science squashed the idea of God so that billions of fools who believe religion could wake up. I dont go around preaching people to give up their religion But you are preaching and you sound little more fervent than my local Imam. A&T...Everybody has the right to express their sentiments. I haven't read all the pages, but the ones I read, I didn't see anyone insulting Islam or Muslims.
  4. I remember ciid 88 (not too sure about the year), cir iyo caad was in-fun times.
  5. Waryaa gaaladaan trainka isku daba ceyrsaneysa oo carabka lalaadinaya (ma eebaa, manajeynaa)indhaha isku jabinaya iskadaaye, bal kitaab soo qaadow Quraanka akhri.
  6. ^All societies fall within the same parameters. Anyway,being gay or not is beside the point since behavior alone doesn't determine a person belief system. There are people who profess Islam and yet claim to be gay. I don't know how they reconcile the inherent contradictions.
  7. ^The chances of an atheist being gay is no different from the general public.
  8. High heels for baby girls. They get them at such young age.
  9. ^There's need for validation and sense of belonging, something the gentleman here deprived himself, and the sad thing that's not cuz he left Islam that's denying him a sense of peace.
  10. Near the river, I think you are thinking of hippos. reer Burco iyi reer Qardho waaxid
  11. ^Who are you trying to convince horta? You are an athiest and Somalis are Muslims....and?
  12. Apart from Qardho, the rest looks beautiful. Thanks Kadawo!
  13. Sayid-Check the pics. I rest my case! Ibti-labadiinaba qararac badan tiihin.(Burco n Qardho that's) Ayeeyo...Must be nice Ayeeyo
  14. ^Xaasha, nagadaadeey Ayeeyo..You must own the place if you are off that long. Sayid-Somal..My awoowes are far from the place.In fact no one is there. If the three of you go back, the population would increase by 75%
  15. ^I was hoping you be at work and not reading this ayeeyo Ok, the three of you, who else
  16. Lily-not really, my mind is actually more productive during Ramadan.
  17. Hi juxa, they had us locked up in training. I need more challenging work that keeps away from SOL. They give us an hour and half lunch break-I mean come on since I'm fasting :mad:
  18. Pajama party....? What are you people into? Macamus party anyone?
  19. ^Who do you justify the indiscriminate shelling going on right now as we speak while the so called Somali government watched "their" people blown to bits from the comfort of Villa Somalia. How's different than what happen under Yeey's admin. Who's killing and maiming Somalis?
  20. NGONE-Gets to show these men are not here to "keep" peace and have complete disregard for Somali lives, and from what I understand the AU has changed their mandate and authorized them to fight along side government forces hence turning them into occupation force.
  21. Juje-That's what you get for killing a Somali camel, more importantly using Somalis as target practice.
  22. “ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________________ __________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ____________________ _________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. ____________________ _________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ____________________ _________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________________ __________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________________ __________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ____________________ _________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ____________________ _________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”