Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: I said the place sucks ,,,,,,, i remember one night after we finished the meal and asked for the bill, the waiter stood there reading the bill shouting: "Waxaad qabtaan 99 Kun iyo shan boqol",,,, Bal yaa yidhi noo akhri ma reer miyi buu na mooday ,,, loooooooool JB waxaan ku waydiiyay, what currency do you use in Hargeysa? Somali Shilling lee ha idhihin, hadii kale saa u qoslaaayo waa suuuxaaaa..

I was told by a cousin of mine who went to Hargeysa and other parts of Somalia [working in an NGO] that people use plastic grocery bags, and milk bags [in Hargeysa they have milk in a bag like the Canadians] as condoms! because waayo, the leaders in those regions criminalized the distribution of condoms, claiming that it promotes promiscuity... Warkaas maxaa ka jiro JB? To answer the q. I go for my yearly physical exam, I'm not sure though if AIDS testing is included :confused: . I'm glad you brought that up. I'll ask my family doctor next time.

“Labada dhinac ee Soomaaliya isku haya mid wuxuu leeyahay dowlooy, Itoobiyaay, yaa dad ahooy, kaalaya, midka kalena wuxuu leeyahay war yaa Islaam ah war xagaad jirtaaney meel walba ka imaada, wixii meeshaas ka soo baxana waxay noqonayaan wax cimrigaaga ku filan oo xabad ayaa ku dileysa ama cimrigaaga ayaa dhamaanaya” He summed it up best.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the name "*****" the madhibaan's of Siyaad Barre's tribe? [ February 01, 2008, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar ]

^ Ciao, Mr. Isfiilito. . Personally I wish the media would get back to real news. Celebrities screwing up is such a bore.

Ibti and Ms DD: A friend brought to my attention that grasshopper is infact, a female . Appologies to my sister. Let me retract my earlier comment, it's perfectly fine to be a female in any age without a car. What are men for anyway? To be our taxi-service, ofcourse. ps. Ibty, the dude is my new found love. you can take my old one..

Waxaa la yiri qofkii shicib ah ee dowladda shaqo u doontaba luuqaa loo joogsan, oo qoortaa loo dheereenaa. Dadkan waa gaajaysan yihiine, may iska daayaan hayska xamaashaane? Waa laysku kor dhintay oo baa ba'ay walle. Cadowga car u shaqee waaye, sheekadu! Nin gaajaysan oo 8 kids meel u fadhido ma cadow baa u muuqdo, irsaqiisa meeshuu jiruu doonananaa maahee. Ya Rabi!

hmmmm! you're a guy and you don't drive or own a car? That says quite a bit.. . I doubt there would be any takers.

Wooow, big props to my brother Tiiceey for his unbiased and fair assessment of the situation in Somalia. It's a shame some of us are incapable of distinguishing manipulation from the real truth. Jamal's responses appeared to speak for what he really is, a dabo-dhilif. He had no very intelligent counter arguments at all. IQ's less than 10, maybe? Are such numbers even measurable, and would such a person be capable of breathing? Maskiin! Wuu is ceebeeyay, si xun weliba. L0L@his Baydhaba Janaay comment to which Tiiceey responded: "Meelkastaa janaaay noqotay, including Xamar" LOL. . Tiiceey: If you're a silent reader, and reading this. Waan ku salaamay walaalkiis.

xaar baa ii qooshan = i'm in deep shidh, as in balaa qoorta iigu jirto. dhiqlaa warka dhuuqaayo = when you suspect someone is recording every single word you say ie; jaasuus or hud-hud. nabad-daa gal = don't waste your time or don't bother with it. waa maro meel taal = not strong

Ok so everybody please calm down before I start quoting Rodney King. LOL Originally posted by Baashi: Nephthys and Me, In General Section that topic might be kastuumo -related, teenage heartaches, I used to listen this tune and that beat back in the days, troll for the heck of it, I-am-bored-fellas variety and what have you. Pick ur choice and fire away to your heart's content. You all need to chill. In politics section it is hardball. This xaafad reported this bit today and all the tailgaters who pile on the xaafad that's reporting the news instead of the news itself. It is expected. No big deal. Awoowe macaane, I'd definately like to see more kastuumo topics, and read the lighthearted-comments than the same broken record ones "dirrin, niicle, doc-ka-yeer, dhoocil, and the false advertising.." carry on..

Waxaan soo maqlay some co-workers of mine are going to sing a revised version of the "I Will Survive" song at a kareoke bar this weekend. It should be the series theme song when Tuujiye gets back to hosting his late night show. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey

I just don't see how anyone can get a sense of a person in just 10 to 15 minutes of talking.. I think it's shallow and really desperate. I prefer the old fashioned one on one way..being entertained by a handsome conversation that start out "Hello sexy" or some other equally pathetic line that is supposed to wow me. It may be outdated, but it worked for me .

tuulo kaliya oo uu C/laahi Yuusuf dagaal ku qabsaday ma jirto, hase ahaatee waxaad moodaa inuu ka daba ciyayo sidii dacawga ciidamada Itoobiyaanku halkay qabsadaan, lakiin awood uu wax ku qabsan karaa ma jirto Qaxxxqaxxqax! Alla caay weynaa, . L0L@ sidii dawacaduu ciyaa kulahaa. Dawaco xayawaan caqli miiran waayee, may dhahaan sidii goroyada .

L0L@Tiiceey. Magac miyaa? . is he skinny?

Most people on both sides just want the Ethios out and to be over with. So blaming one another is a crappy way to solve the problem. You can go on for 9 more pages defending your positions, but it wouldn't get us any further. Peace will not happen, as long as the average Somali think like Kashafa and the the TFG appologists feel threatened [which may be very hard to change. It is a very complex issue that I feel borderlines on serious paranoia and sometimes overreaction caused by the harsh traumas of what happened in 1991] Which leads to the logical conclusion that they're ALL full of crap. You can't ONLY blame on the resistance group and you can't expect Ethiopia to miracolously slip into a comma and roll out of Somalia. The ultimatum must be found through a peaceful way, and while they're all so much full of crap, that won't happen..

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: 'Sim sima who got the keys to jaxiima'... Hhhahahhhhhhhh! L0L. I remember doing de buttafly dance to that simsima song. L0L. R Kelly's "Your Body's Callin'.." was another hit in the 90s. Naughty by Nature's "OPP" is another one iyo Warren G yaa xasuusto? "Regulate" Kriss Kross's "Jump". Alla maxaan booday!

naa gabar baa tahee xishooo! subhaana laah.

^ Good for you. I hate speed cameras aswell, the only traffic enforcement cameras that I like the idea of are red light cameras. Red light jumping is getting worse every day, with people actually accelerating when the lights change to amber in front of them, so that they can get through before it goes to red [and often they can't in time] just so that they don't have to sit and wait for a few more minutes. I was very nearly side-swiped the other night by someone who jumped a red light. If I'd moved off a second earlier he would have smacked me square in the side and probably would have killed me.

JAKARTA, Indonesia (CNN) -- Former Indonesian dictator Suharto -- the "smiling general" who ruled his country with an iron fist for three decades -- died Sunday at a hospital in Jakarta, said his doctor. He was 86. link Suharto was vilified as one of the world's most brutal rulers and was accused of overseeing a reign of corruption and, later, economic decline. Most of the political killings blamed on Suharto took place in the 1960s. Later about 300,000 people were killed, disappeared or jailed in the fight for independence in East Timor, Aceh and Papua, human rights groups and the United Nations say.

KK: Naa adu dadka ma baratid miyaa? Waa kugu shidaayaan, adna waa ka neefinee, kkkkkk. . punto debolo haaga ay barteen Walaahi.

no no, I flunked the moderator entry exam beri hore. L0L. Qof kalaa ku fikiraayay laakin.

ma la hubaa? intaanan ululaasin.

hahaah, ala ya cizak AfricaOwn, hifive!

This section needs a Female Moderator. Walle wax ju' dhaho lama arkeen: