Madaxwaynaha Soomaaleenta qatar waaye wallee! "Lugta dhibi dhibi" song aaba iigu daran L0L. aka Mr.Goobe.

I think you would have to be a very very selfless woman to share a man you really really love. Hadii kale, like my aunt sameeya. Buufis isku rid; alaabta dhan xaraash, baabuurta jajabi, dahabka bi'bixi. Send him to a guilt trip. Markuu baabuur cusub wac kugu siiyo, dabiil dahab jug, furniture dhalaalaayo iska qabo ku dhaho. Then dabada laad ka gali asoo foorinaayo oo sufur-wa-sufur ah. Aaheey! Wallee inee naag nool tahay.

The damn fool better have his cell turned off.

Forget Condoms. Forget Abstinence. Seems a Denver School District has a growing problem. There are so many pregnant teens that the teens are demanding maternity leave. Pregnant students in a Denver high school are asking for at least four weeks of maternity leave so they can heal, bond with their newborns and not be penalized with unexcused absences. here

*hangs sign on closet door* C--L--O--S--E--D *locks self in closet and throws away the key*

Dancing with the stars.

qaaxqqaaxxxxxxxxxx ! that was the stinkiest xaar I ever had the misfortune of smelling. Laakin, fan aan ka shitaa kuwaas. Thanks for looking out for me.. .

Ogeesiis-ka waa in Soomali oo dhan uu u yeeraa, maxaa yeelay 1) arintan Soomaali oo dhan ayay qusaysaa and 2) jaaliyada Og-denia in UK ma wayna. Originally posted by Cige: Dhinacna Xabashidaan uga dhiibi, dhinacna ku mudhaarad baan leeyahay ............... Typical Somalilander Ciye: JB is not the typical Somalilander. Shaxshax waaye. Howlahaas howlahiisa maaha.

Is this babe small enough to conveniently carry over my shoulder..incase one day I get tired of sitting in the heavy traffic during the regular commute hours?

We have a bigger, ruthless enemey to worry about than protest against Somaliland trying to grab more land and further dividing the Somali people. I'A, we'll conquer SL and tame its ragging lions another day. But for now, lets not get sidetracked.

..and your point is?

^ Wooow! I'd love to see you make another video to reply to the critics. . Better to make another one and be thought attention seeker fool than to type and remove all doubt.

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Habarteedee katahay aa? Gaw iyo Gash maleh dheh!!! Ilmo adeer waa intii istaqaan horay loo yiri, ani iyo adi waan is ognahay hee walaaley ...Teeda kale aniga, Timaha aanka fahmay inaa dhali kartid...LOL... Yaree hee adiga see waaye, is-qorka jooji. .

Waa dhali kartaa aaa? iyaaah! Qofka inuu yar yahay i inkale indhahaa laga gartaa. Qofkaan indhihiiba waa duubtayee, see ku kastay inuu yar yahay? Waa kaa diiday. habarteedee ka tahay. rudy: where have you been buddy? So, you're the E-Sheikh? I knew it man..knew it! LOL. Now you need two dawgettes and a dawg to witness the E-nikaax.

It is the job of the PARENTS, not the Somali-Brits to raise others kids and be their role models. The primary role of role model should come from home. ps: Lucky you! Your future's so bright..you gotta wear shades.

most people pray on a regular basis and admitting otherwise shouldn't really be earth-shattering.

Yea, Layzie if you're scared or so shy to show your face, borrow what's his name's big wide wrap around sunglasses.

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: ^Come on scare the life out of ur hubby. Yes it does answer every question asked...but there is a trick to it. Your joking about ur friend right? Scare him aa? What do you think he's white? . Nothing really much scares him. He's a Somali, L0L was raised in the school of turn around and destroy what scares you, conquer it and wipe it off the face of the earth. Plus, if I try to scare him, I'm worried he might start pulling scary pranks on me. So, no thanks. About my friend, I kid you not. It all started when he doubted his existence. Peter asked: "You don't believe me?" in a mean, snotty cyber tone. In which my friend responded to a simple no. Peter than told him to get the shiny, new ten dollar bill he put in his back pocket out. And - Voila, it was there! :eek: Er..I'm scaahred. ps: Well, with or without the trick, anigu waxyaalahan ma isku taa taabto. Asiga dhanbo hadiinbo iska daayo ma ka roonoo? Xaal qaado dheh Biitar.

Hey!!! I'm not even clicking the links you provided. I heard about this "Peter". I was told it's a Jini dude [Acuudu bilaahi mina shaydhaani rajeem], answering every question you ask; from the color of the hijaab you're wearing to your kastuumo size. A freind of mine cursed Peter in his chatroom once, Peter got really mad and swore he was going to strangle him in his sleep. Two nights later my freind was strangled till he passed out. He said he was screaming for help but nobody heard him, not even his brother in the bed next to him. Ohh nooohoohoo!

Good clips, Layzie G. It would even be better if they were accompanied by a mix of spoken words and poetry to get the OSYAAT message across, and the severity of the child warriors' situation.

The dugsi torture didn't do me any harm, or psychologically ruined me for life. Maybe it was so traumatic to me I have blocked it from my memory, or maybe I was home-madrassed.

^ Eedo, your inbox is full!

Originally posted by Geel_jire: instead of sending them a small amount each month. a lump sum for them to go into Business with, is a really good Idea. Then comes the dreaded words you don't mind hearing: "I was robbed." . This usually happens on their way back from the hawala L0L. Same line kama daalaan. Ghanima: Making people stand on their own two feet is not a bad concept, but in a dog eat dog, unstable country, what do you think would happen if no one sent them money? The money we send them may go to fund a local warlord or for qaad use, but it may also go to personal needs too. Either way, the blessing is still ours. Majority of those back home were able, and productive members of society like the rest of us before they hit bottom. Remember, this could happen to anybody - this means you , or me, or anyone. I send money home to three different famalies in different towns. I figure that's the least I can do. IMO, it's their business how they spend that money. Help people out. No one should have to go hungry.

SOL Hall of Shame: Oodweyne, HornAfrique, Emperor, Gaadiid, Baashi, Kool Kat, Khalaf, Naxar N, Layzie G, the General, Odey. SOL Hall of Fame: Dhulqamarayn al Sumaale.

If it wasn't for the tight, skimpy outfit, I'd be the gymnast representing Somalia. Last I heard they were selling Somali passports in Eistleigh for $50, can get the TFG E-passport for even less, but it's not recognized passed Garoowe.