Nephissa

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  1. ^^You mean rastifari them out, snake braid them, afro americanize them in to tight little rows with beads! That's what 'Going Natural' is, right? Jimcaale: LMAO I'm in tears! This is why I have yet to try waxing anything other then my brows. I'm afraid that I would be the next person posting a story like this if I did. Stick with the razor girls (Gillette Mach 3 works best ) or better yet laser hair removal. It is getting cheaper now; guess what you don't have to do anything but lay there. PS: What's with your name? Had a sex change? Jimcaale smells like a dude to me.
  2. taking shower gosh cant' put words to that coz am so in love i gues, yeah waking up in his arms do nothing but hold each other tie and make love to each while never lasts na'mean. Three words short and simple with a little drool afterwards: Oh My Gawd (drool) But for curiousity sake, how do you manage to share the water? One of you is going to have your a$$ out in the breazee. Shower can't hit all sides of you at all times so one side is going to get cold, yes? Not so cool is it? Maxa dhibatadas kuugu wato abbaayo What's worse is the idea of taking a shower with nin weeyn oo intaas la eg! Acudu bilaahi. You also tie each other? Woow, you'r a kinky one, aren't ya?
  3. I think we should all watch that movie, 'Shallow Hal' again, and realize that we are all made up of the same insides. Some are just a little larger, and some are smaller. I truly think the happiest of all of us are the ones who are only perfect from the inside out! Being a healthy weight is great, but when we are judged even if we are 10-15 pounds over what is the perfect model, then we arent 'quite right for them.' Imagine, climbing on the scale every day in front of someone and realizing that to take that 400 pounds down to a realist weight of 150 would require 250 pounds of weight! not to mention the minimum of over two years to loose it! But what do I know, I honestly don't know what being overweight is like, but I really don't think it would bother me much to be honest. Show a little kindness people, look deep inside, sometimes what i see and what i hear makes me want to scream or cry ... sometimes we would all be so much better if we were all cloned.
  4. You'r lucky they say go Lefdh, go Raaydh, some say: Inta ka leexo and you turn to see where they'r pointing at. WHAMM! You just rear ended someone. And the fool goes War jidka iska eeg! Bwahahaha
  5. <-- Ho Ho Ho thread surfing! *Hello* 3rd caption: Id!ots R us!
  6. I think that was Simply_I's "This I Believe." piece! :confused: I’m new in SOL as we are all aware and when I first got here the first thing that I have noticed was a young lady oo tin daban oo dhaheeso love before marriage is right ive lived it, practiced it with a passion and I will in the future. Qaladba haygu ahaate, Abbaayo maxaa si kaa ah? Sinaba caadi matihid!
  7. Nephissa

    WTFpeople

    There's a Venting Room three threads below, yea?
  8. Nephissa

    Bring it!

    *High-fives Rahima*
  9. ^^ If baq baq wasn't enough, here's a rock coming at your head, courtesy of my arm. Look out! :rolleyes:
  10. The milkshake song got me laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes, even my cat came over to see what I was doing, and she only comes around when she wants food or a head rub. *Still laughs, slaps knee, & wipes tears off.*
  11. Nephissa

    Dilemma

    Setting two guys up for a date ? You've got to be kidding!
  12. Let it rip, Sheh, let it.. Damn those killer farts! Logging off now. Sleep tight.
  13. So its 7:00 am and I'm the only one in my house. The phone rings and I answer it [i thought it was the logical thing to do] the conversation just went something like this: Me: Hello? *Silence* Me: Um, Hello? Caller: I'm so horney..so..horney. *Me, silent, shocked* Caller: So, soo horney. [in what sounds like an attempt at a sexy voice] Me: WHAT?! Caller: Soo...soo...... And then I hung up. Like, seriously? What the h*ll? Who randomly calls a house like that, at 7 am on a Saturday? Perverts! :mad:
  14. Masha Allah, hope the Qur'an works for you. And if it doesn't, lay down on your bed (but bring a hammer with you) when you get comfy throw the hammer in the air, let it bounce down on your head, you'll get agood night's rest there, but you have to be careful, the key is to only knock yourself out, not actually kill yourself. Ok.. Ta ta..
  15. ye, when they'r on their back!
  16. ^^ Do you count to ten too? Bwahahaha! I'm a night owl living in a day-time world. Warm milk works wonders for me. I do also stretching like yoga, I don't have to do a whole routine just find a couple good poses like downward facing dog.
  17. My's anglish sort er sucks. I's want speak gooder anglish beter. PS: Poor grammar is like a fingernail on a chalkboard.
  18. Hey, have a cup of warm milk and honey. Or take a warm bath. That'll put you to sleep.
  19. And the status of this thread remains ... .......... .......... .......... Whattt..?
  20. ^^ Aaheey, waa sida, and it stinks!
  21. ^^ Waa ku arkaa, Odayga waa lagaa reebi la'yahay, waad u fa fakanaysaa. Aaheeey, waa sida, gabar nin ay rabtaa lagama reebi karo, aaheey, waa iska caadi, haye.. Sii soco haddaa ------------>
  22. ^^ You'r full of Kaka! :rolleyes: Start walking ---------->
  23. Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Bisharo, Im wondering too, So if he belongs to X tribe, does that mean all the men in the X tribe are wiped off the list of eligible men??? Or will it be the other way round, Highly sought men :eek: :confused: Tribe X is completely scratched out, unless they'r genetically proven to know how to "work it."