No! "Tax receipt" I say.

Kooleey: Actions actions my sister! Start off by writing to your idol Angie. If she were to give up just one year of her income she would still be multi-millionaire. Her one year income is more than you and I make together in our lifetime. If she did this there would be enough funds to last for many decades if not a century or more for the whole continent. Boycott her I say . (Thanks to Xiin, I got this 'Aaay seey' cudur from him.)

^^ On 17th January 1961 ~~ Courtesy of Google.com Which year was I born? That's something ungoogable .

afka abur kasii deyn L000L. Maxaa? Oomo miyaa asaga? Looooolzz. Flight 13-ka markay dishwasher-ka ku shubaan oomada dharka lagu dhaqo, waxa soo daato baan Abur u aqaanaa!

^^Alla ya cizak brother, qof i fahmay-ba adaa ka joogta meesha. Asha Abdow heesteedii waxan jeclahay "Ana ana mush caaraf shuufak, aay dhon wantu siiyuu" ay leedahay. Qatar waaye islaanta. Heestaan raadinaayo waxaa qaado, Awees Khamiis Mabuute. Ducaqabe: Haddaa adiga meel-aan la aqoon iyo duur ku dhalatay, gees u joogso . Su'aasha adiga in aad ka soo jawaabto, amaba isku daydo ma ahayn. Adiga iyo Abraar-ba Xamari cayseenee, ordaya Geel-ka & Lo'da kuwa lagu amaano iska dhagaysta . Waabatan liilallow ii raadinayso. L00L. Wiilo, waa soo daahday saaxiib nooh. Edited: MMA: Haa, waa ayadda . Thank You, Thank You. L0L, Anigaa daadihiyay Xawo Tako .

Anyone heard about the car accident Hasselbeck, Alexander and a couple of other Seahawk players were in yesterday? Their driver drove into a fence or something. Nobody was hurt tho. Hope you all have fun, and enjoy the game this Sunday. It's gonna be a tough one. Two good teams. I'A Seahawks will pull through and win it. Go Seahawks, Woohooo.. Go Seahawks!

Six Classic Affairs The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying b@stard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!" >> >>The 3rd Affair >> >>A mortician was working late one night. >>He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, >>about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had >>the largest private part he had ever seen! >>"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician >>commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an >>impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." >>So, he removed it, >>stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something >>to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, >>opening his briefcase. >>"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!" >> >>The 4th Affair >>A woman was in bed with her lover >>when she heard her husband opening the front door. >>"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all >>over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I >>tell you," >>she said, " pretend you're a statue." >>"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. >>"Oh it's a statue," she replied, >>"the Smiths bought one and I liked it >>so I got one for us, too." >>No more was said, >>not even when they went to bed. >>Around 2 AM the husband got up, >>went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. >>"Here," he said to the statue, have this. >>I stood like that for two days at the Smiths >>and nobody offered me a damned thing." >> >>The 5th Affair >> >>A man walked into a cafe, >>went to the bar and ordered a beer. >>"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." >>"One Cent?" the man exclaimed. >>He glanced at the menu and asked: >>"How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" >>"A nickel," the barman replied. >>"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. >>"Where's the guy who owns this place?" >>The bartender replied: >>"Upstairs, with my wife." >>The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs >>with your wife?" >>The bartender replied: "The same thing >>I'm doing to his business down here." >> >>The 6th Affair >> >>Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. >>He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess." >>"There's no need to, " his wife replied. >>"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. >>I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and >>your mother!" >>"I know," she replied, >>" now just rest and let the poison work."

^My sentiments exactly! How do we know that 'special someone' is going to be within 4 years of our own age? If the chemistry, and the three main things ie; honesty, integrity and being respectable are there in a person, then you are very lucky to have found them.

^ Uhu uhu top this: A finger alone can not wash a face! (Far kaliya fool ma dhaqdo.) You should sleep over a dog's skin when it concerns your interest! (Dantaada maqaar eey baa loogu seexdaa.) Haye, one more.. Every camel was once upon a time two years old! (Geel laba jir soo wada mar.)

Out of the 7070 SOL members, wax Xamari yaqaan kuma jiro? Hal hees reer waqooyi haddii la soo dalbado, habiiii waa soo shamuumeesiin laakin. Ok Nabadgelyo. :rolleyes:

Dadkan markay cuntada ka dhargaan may is qaras bixiyaan? A box of green tea bag is only $2. I swear, after I eat a big meal and have a mug of green tea, my stomach gets back to being flat right away. $2 well spent I say! Secondly you see that the wealthier one is the less likely he or she is overweight, this is not due to the fact that these people exercise but because their wealth affords them healtheir food choices; There are plenty of cheap healthy foods the poor can afford, if they choose to. You don't necessarily have to go to a Whole Foods store to eat healthy. Bananas are only $0.65 a pound, there are usually apples or oranges on sale for anywhere from $0.45 ~ $0.99 a pound. A tub of generic plain nonfat yogurt is cheaper than a similarly sized tub of Haagen-Dazs. Drinking water ($0.25 to refill a gallon) is cheaper than drinking soda or juice (which is also full of sugar.) See? Laakin ma rabaan, qashinkay rabaan inay ka dhargaan. Hayska cuneen!

Hey Sheh, put your boots to some good use, run couple of threads down . Go, go go, don't hide in here .

^^ JB, did it say Xamar Daawo Dacallada? That'd be a fine tune I could dance to all night..

^ What are you on about? Yaa la caayay? L0L I dont get it, am I supposed to insult Checkmate? Man I'm real slow sometimes.. Wait I think I just insulted myself! Man I'm confused. :confused: Oh, and for the record, Checkmate is my BROTHER, he'd take a bullet before he insults me.

^^ Yes yes, i'm shaking like a school girl. Now go on find someone else to pimp.

**Grabs a mic** Testing testing, 1, 2, 3 - Can ya'll hear me? Con ya? Gooood... Ku Kala Taga Meesha! Yalla!

Dad badan oo saa la iigu foor jeeyay, oo hadda Salaantaba iga qaadin, baa meesha buuxa. Xiin & aniga haysku kaaya dirina. Xiin, warkooda dhag ha u dhigin.

Not in ten million years for ten million dollars. If there is no chemistry, I ain't there.

All you have to say to a guy is, "hey, nice shoes." Next thing you know he's following you around begging for your number.

Good to have you back Baashe. Dad badan baa wallee naxdin haysaa! Baashe soo noqay!Hayeey.

^ Commit a fraud, robe a bank! The dude is a suspect, remember? Edited: Shaize, maxaa nakaa soo dhex geliyay?

Which year are we in? Kuuntal caam wantul bikheeyr eh'(sp?).

Xiin, maxaa iga rabtaa? Ka jawaab su'aasha awoowe .

My family! Dysfunctional at its worst. I have two gangster cousins. A junky/alchoholic 50yr old step brother. An uncle that has been dying since 1988. A Habaryar that is the definition of cougar (married 5 times.) I could go on. Ya Rabbi!

I will be there to pick up their jaws when they drop it[From shock & awe,lol] when they see me Riding in a four dot range[bought by her,lol] with windows tinted & Droptop riding on chrome. Word Sniff sniff, I smell somefin! Gold digger!!! It's all a matter of preference really. Some people prefer a partner who is their equal educationally and financially. Some people don't care. If a woman is more successful than a man, that just tells him she put more effort into creating her life, and maybe he needs to step up his game. I don't think a man that is comfortable in his own skin would be bothered/intimidated by a succesful woman.