lemme see whats in my wallet! lili's # michele's # tracy's # ( never called her yet) my parole's officer #. (bar fight last month) message therapist's #... xalimo pic..that i dont know! who the hell is she! she looks good dang! no driver license! lost it due to many tickets! i dont pay them! i tell the office that i left my wallet a home and give them my friends license #. 15 credit cards! about 80 dollars! 2 parking tickets! from last nite!! thats it!!

bee lemme interject a true story! once upon time, me good ole rudy, was persuing this xalimo... know u and I know that xalimos roam this earth in packs! so everything was cushy cushy! all of sudden! bam! i was hit w/this attitude afka la boorayo! i said, home-gal u wanna go, go dont tell me stuff u heard from your gal-friend that dizz you and your qabiil! and thats exactly what happen!! she hit the road, moved to mn...a month later call back..hey i wanna come back! and i just simply does told her...sorry stay where u r! she got married, now divorced and still planning to move back to la...na'mean. she had job, a car and an apt...not to forget moi!!hello.. she dropped everything, just cuz her friend was moving to mn.. now from what i understand, they dont even talk no more!!! gimme a break~~~ now who tripping....

thinks, my favoriate is this! [How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on]

The positive side of life: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!.. And that person was me.

the word was kiss, alas, the hint umaaah! and plz stop shaking that thing, it causing earthquakes out heya!

LOL! opin'ated: tell me u didnt fall for that!!! walaahi! hommie did a fast break on yah! lol..

there we go again! xalimos cutting farahs like piece of cake! ladies, if u r good, believe me no farah will leave u...but yall seem to forget lil farah and become western ideology consumers. buying this and that every weekened...gossiping at starbucks like u aint no responsibilities. so dont be surprise when farah makes a u-turn and gets the new spankying xalimo while u left holding the bag!! seen this so many time! and i go.....u know it was coming why all the drama now...!

silent-sista! u will stop dancing if you get this 1: in the middle of the sky + i + double ss! uuumah! well...i think i gave enough hints!

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza House . May I have your......" Customer: "Haloo, can I order......" Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "OK... you're... Mr. Farah and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?" Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir." Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza......" Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir." Customer: "How come?" Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir." Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokier Mea Pizza. You'll like it." Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokier Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir." Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how muchwill that cost?" Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99 Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year." Operator: "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives." Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today." Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: " What!" Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter...... registration number E1123..." Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*" Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman......" Customer: [speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic......."

cost of war! i pay 33% of my salary to pay uncle Sam, yo how much did u fork out? lemme here it from your mouth! 4 real homme-gal!worrrrrd!

i was just here innocently to get my emails! and look what run into! another brit-nomad who is absouletly gone blair wackoo! hello bro! i assume is one! gimme a break bro! u looking into the wrong place! not that there aint no good looking xalimos heya..but they also got the brain 100%... u is wasting you time! whaddya u say xalimos?? give hommey a shout & let him know... that mack-daddy aint welcome heya! word.. try this junk in AOL! BRO!! :confused:

well 2nd day i cant go to work! i work in simi valley! only one nomad family lives there! thanks allah they ok! and the worst part, these fires all by started by pple delebrately! whadda a sick punch of ppl!! lucky!, i think weather is cooling down so, hopefully, by this weekend all these fire will be out inshallah!

i see the denial factor kicked in!!lol!..word to msword! u nailed it on the head!!bravo...i couldnt go to work today due the fires in southern california...but this is some what correct!!

As I read these responses I am capitulated by a [/qb] Looks like someone is insecure about something and is trying to hide whatever that is by using some big *** words!!! I have never met anybody talking or writing like this ever.. and yeah.. including university professors !!! :rolleyes: [/QB] i gotta go with darman heya! he didnt attach nobody! yo lemme break it down befo u stick the dagger in in me! big ole borgwaasii words make u like wanna be a republican! like u got a multi-millanire daddy!u feel me now! spirits(not alcohol but divine spirits) thought me 1 thing! dont be a snakes oil sales man but a simple humble one! plz communicate with wrong spelling and bad grammer! that makes I and I true nomads! word to your .......and all of us!

8- i hate this #...i.e, # 8, but life is u know what! what i do in Ramaadan: 1st of all Ramadan Kareem to all of u nomads!!! 2ndly, ce yall after ciid! nomads! i will be going to the desert in cali, live in a cave (i hope its not full all ready) cuz i booked it 2 months ago SO CE U ALL AFTER CIID!!!!!!!! INSA ALLAH! WE WILL ALL BE HERE THEN! HAPPY RAMAADAN TO ALL OF U. I AM SIGNING OFF NOW!!!

it 2:00am, i look left and i look right! i check my messages 4 yours and no one called except bill collectors! u freaking me out now! where r u now! i thought u were gonna be besides me!!! just that was a lovely poem! i believe nomads r harding working ppl but really miss this part of life...majority of us r single living alone or with family..cuz we are in a neutral zone! stuck in the middle!!! no man's land!!!!!!!! to borrow a phrase from 1 one of the nomads in here! yaa rabi!

g-money!hmmm that names sounds familiar! thats right! i ran into a brotha in compton with that name! lol! i can hook them up with a studio in la if they can cut the cake!!!hey unless u got blessed by hollywood! u aint in the big league! but my cut is 5% off the top!!!!!!!

first of all i havent had a flu or common cold in this century! what works 4 me this! common cold! u gotta fight it asap! i keep vicks vapor always. as soon as i get the sniffles, i apply it and drink alot of orange juice and vitamin c. if you dont do it right away... u done. in california, u gotta have a spare set of clothing in your trunk + some first aid kit...cuz of earth quakes, fire and flooding! i cant tell how many nites this saved me while i had to go in sleep in hotel after leaving work. 4 for the flu...i dont miss my december (my bday) flu shots every year! try it. in la, u can go to the supper market and get it for $10. its worth it. stay health and dont forget to play sport or do some exercises!

well ladies! dont fret, there is a solution to this problem. why dont u ladies have a bacholarette party where u can bust the floor the whole night! u see what i am saying...like the week before!!! i mean! come on! who is paying the bill! huh! did yall forget about that! so give farah his nite! now if u paying the bill, well hell yeah! u can bust the floor! :eek:

sista's stop tripping! u just cant have your cake and eat it too! its against the law of physics really! try something else like sitting next to your husband and being respectful, after all, its your nite and u wanna do it right!

great balls of fire!!!

i think right big words is cool! check this out.. true story! this bara was trying sell a me watch at my lunch time today...it went like this!! hey bro, u wanna buy this rolex watch? i say, "man, it look fake. He say, "BS, that watch israel!" :confused: ... so Use Big Words If U Can! who cares!

Paul Simon! she will never leave u dude! give her cd of Sir Mix-alot! remember that way back!! i like big.......! word! she pack her bags asap!

u feel me nuune, nomads r becoming *****-cats! meeow bis!lol: :confused: were did we lose our kahuunas!

sorry sista! i aint no xalimo! but thought to help u out as nomad! since i live in city which is 40% latinos! have u ever heard of latin lovers! does that ring a bell somewhere! if not! here is the deal! dont fall 4 that u got cute body etc., sweet talking stuff, its called seduction! its the oldest trick in the book! i know, i abused it everyday!lol!! unless u got feelings for these dude, run to your supervisor and report the moran....touching u at work! woow! :eek: