It's an understandable fear. But millions of women overcome it each day. I'm sure we can too. Or at least that's how I try to view it.

^ Oh you should. I didnt see the last series so I thought I would try this one. First episode and a class war has already broken out! And guess what- a toff got the ax. Good start, I think. Big Bang Theory - that's the programme in which Britney Spears has made an appearance, right? The things you learn from reading The London Paper. Tut tut...

^ Lol yup. It only took 20mins for my mood to sour from when I got to my desk. I work for a nincompoop. I had a lovely break. Wish it was for longer though. Got some pics, mainly of buildings though. The last time I saw wooden shutters on windows was in Somalia. They've got such gorgeous houses; marble floors and tiles everywhere, detailed finishes and gorgeous wooden furnishings. If the shipping costs weren't so exorbitant, I would consider importing some of those goodies. Especially the antique chandeliers. LoL...ok, I better stop. You feeling better? Did you watch The Apprentice? Cracking episode!

Norf, it looks like your city wasn't the only thing on fire today. Yikes. I really had to resist doing ala Heather Mills and drenching someone today. I was holding a cup of tea and my hand was literally trembling with the urge to let go. Urg. As you were, trolls.

Really, NG? That's in bad taste.

I had a fabulous long weekend in Northern Italy. I ate well, I shopped, I got some lovely presents and I met lots of nice people. Even better, I'm off from work today as well! Perfection.

You are moving to an adventure park? Heh.

I see the Troll Corner has moved 50 pages since I last checked in. Mad lot! Five-day weekend coming up - don't you just love Easter?

^ Well, the virus can cause warts which can appear on any part of the genital area, therefore a condom will not necessarily protect somebody from catching it.

About bad dreams, like Nephy I've heard you can tell somebody about it, but it's best that they put a positive spin on it for you. I.e., tell you you'll come into some prosperity rather than you are going to die. That sort of thing. Originally posted by Zafir: What if someone sleeps to your left, what are you to say? “Wipe it off hun, it was meant for the shaydaan”. LoL....

Politics and sleaze go together hand in hand, don't they?

It sounds very sensationalist. About HPV, apparently most ppl will contract this in some form at some point in their lives (also condoms don't provide much protection against it). Its all a matter of numbers really. The more partners one sleeps with, the more chance of catching something, whether harmful or harmless.

I quite like her too. She's strong, spirited and her complexion and cheek bones are to die for! Still, she has very stiff competition from some of the other girls.

*Waves back at STOIC* Hey, am happy your back to your stoicness! Ibti - Yeah I went out for a walk to clear my head at lunch time. Feel better for it.

Originally posted by rudy: yo! wazzup... been gone for while... guess wat, i got divorced again!! lol. guess me just unlucky in dat deal? i think i amna take a break 4 couple yrs at least. damn. That sounds like a good idea.

It's a really gorgeous day in London today. Loving the sunshine!

^ Ah, I didn't realise they had a branch in CG as well. Must visit, if only for the cage!!!

^ Man, that's serious. You're gonna start growing a moustache if you keep going down that road.

^ Hoisted up in a cage? That sounds like fun! I wasn't hoisted anywhere at the one I went to. It's located in Chalk Farm and is apparently known for its moules, frites and beir. I'm trying not to think about eating something with tentacles.

Well done Cadaan! Originally posted by LayZie G.: The list has a flaw. How is it possible that Val, who hardly posts anything is #5 poster of all time? Gee, am I only #5? I remember when I was #3. Tut tut...

^ I always found the shells off-putting but the dish was quite nice. Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Try a squid preferably a fried one first, then a life one dipped in sauce. Of course, there is slight chance you might choke on it I'll try that once I witness you eating it. And don't worry about choking - I've been trained in doing the Heimlich maneuver.

CL - A bit of gratuitous totty for the muscle lovers, ey?

Originally posted by Ibtisam: Val I'm very good and I have experience, I can plan yours if you want. Howdy Ibti... How about a visual demo? LoL @ Blessed - The 'milk him dry' bit raised my eyebrow too. I kept seeing an old cow getting abused.

Originally posted by underdog: Kanda Bongo Man I love this one.

Yup, The Marc has the golden touch. And numerous undercover fans. UD - Innocent ppl, you say? And you are pointing at yourself? Heh. I'm not in any of those categories- however, I'll admit I'm a quarter troll.