Yeah...I too am wondering where the HWCBM and Ahlaans of this world are this fine day...One would think they'd ham it up with a shovel...what with it being a Friday and all Short dress or long skirt huh?...hmmm...let me see...what do you think?...SHIDH...They're gonna have a field day with this aren't they? *Quickly leaves premises in hopes of escaping the inevitable backlash from our resident self proclaimed islamic authorities* :rolleyes: -------- Just another post in my plot to take over the world. MWAHAHAHA.....*SPORTS EVIL GRIN*

Ah...our resident spam axtraordinaire strikes again I see. :rolleyes: And your point is?

Lakkad...a man after my own heart...I adore indecisive men...especially one such as yourself who is content not to bother his cute little head about tiresome decisions...leaving his fate in the capable hands of his Mistress The Cat...where it rightfully belongs. And all those upstarts who wish to challenge me for these rights over Lakkad can line up in an orderly que for duals at dawn...you may choose your weapons...I'm expert with both swords and muskets. I say old chap...are you all very brave or just incredibly foolish? ---------- Warrior Cat first class, fierce protector of Lakkad, at your service. Now, where did I put my sword?

Yacquub The Cat and HWCBM??? :eek: ...What The F~CK!...u wanna have a murder on your hands boy? "Libral" you say?...cool...I'll take that as a compliment ...although I suspect it wasn't meant as such. BTW...u wanna have that sadistic streak seen to sometime soon...I can recommend several good therapists...I'm somewhat of an expert in this area --------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my cell.

I can't believe I just witnessed those things from X...and worse...that they're still there! Blaspheme is not to my taste. ADMIN - where ARE you guys??? ---------- A disagree with you for various compelling, intellectual reasons I can't be bothered to articulate.

^^ Makes perfect sense Ameenah...as always Appreciate the non-confrontational approach to stating your views too...something to work on for some. --------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my cage.

Originally posted by Magnoona-girl: "The somalis culturly never adopted this Arabic Xijaab," and what u mean arabic hijaab? honey arabic is the language i see u confused here. but anyways arab has nothing to do with hijaab dear it all has to do with our lovely,beautifull religion.. Speaking of confusion...I think you've misunderstood X's point here...Correct me if I've misinterpreted your meaning X. I believe he was attempting to say that one should distinguish between the Arab way of dress...which *may* have cultural and climatical influences...and the actual deen...so that it doesn't become a case of do as the Arabs do, regardless! The Arab culture may not necessarily be synonymous with the word of Allah SWT...they're hardly a shining example of the perfected islamic state after all. It was a fair point to make...there wasn't any need to get all het up and immediately throw accusations of "gaal" about...that's going a little too far...and it's simply a discussion after all. I was under the impression that this site wasn't our answer to the militent bible belt...let's keep it civil shall we. Just my humble opinion --------- I disagree with you for various compelling, intellectual reasons I can't be bothered to articulate.

^^ :eek: What's with the Lakkad and Taqwa thing?...there somin' I should know about? Lakkad knows The Lady is unattainble to mere mortals...hence his use of her as a cover for other shenanigans! Sensed somin' wasn't quite right soon as Lakkad rejected being part of my male harem!...The Cat's gotta nose for these things ya' know ------- Humour...it is a difficult concept - Mr Spock.

^^ Hear! Hear!...so well said...and for once I agree with you...gotta give credit where it's due. ----------- ...And whether or not it's clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

^^ OK...aight...I get it now...geez!...these blonde moments must be contagious ------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my cage.

If u can't beat em join em ...I'd say partake of these generous foods If that's not ur thing...then both of u go to the gym so he doesn't feel you're on his back without supporting him. Comfort eating can be a vicious circle...the worse you feel about how you look...the more you eat and the less exercise you take...careful of hurting his feelings. PS...don't panic too soon...might just be a passing phase that'll blow over without you having to take steps. Just a humble opinion. ---------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bold head and a beer gut, and still think they look beautiful.

Aight Shaqsii ya' asked for it...I'm gonna get greedy here so look out! I'd like Lakkad (sorry Kool_Kat ur just gonna havta fight me if u want him) and Abdinuur...Cat *waves* at her two fave guys ...their posts are unfailingly sweet ...bitter guys can be so...well eh...bitter! And purely for looks a couple of faces (who I won't name outta respect cos a thread about this was closed awhile back) from the community section will do nicely thanks But guys...u wanna be careful...let's keep this to a cyber liaison...I'm somewhat of a handful when I get excited...wouldn't want any harm coming to ya courtesy of my claws! How's that for starters? Four should just about cover it I think...been picking up a trick or two from our resident Juliet: Lulla (BTW how's it hangin sis?...recovered yet?) Indhadeeq...I think you're over estimating HWCBM's potency...the guy doesn't even date for frells sake...how the heck do you expect him to handle the likes of Athena?...oh I see!...you're hoping the shock to the system will finish him of huh?...I like how ur mind works So how 'bout it young godess...are u game? -------- Just another post in my plot to take over the world...

Find the right spot on my belly to tickle and I'll be purring ...easy to please that way However...I never seem to get past the first few minutes of a date...they inevitably run away screaming and pulling their hair...something about TOO much furr and "crazy b!tches" :confused: *Sighs*...honestly...guys these days are just getting too weird. :rolleyes: -------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my cage.

HEY!...who told u about my receding hairline? A kissable head is so sweet...and com'on now chick...after 3 weeks...even the best of us are liable to be a lil ripe ya' ge' me? -------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bold head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

I can surely smell what the rock is cooking...especially if that hair ain't seen water for up to 3 weeks...SHIDH!...there could be several varieties of lifeform thriving in there by then! Was it u who was inquiring about dating rules? Ah!...so misleading the competition's all part of your evil plan to be the most successful female casonova known to nomads huh? --------- Lying is a skill like any other and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you must practice constantly.

Napping...it's essential to my good humour ------ On a cellular level...I'm actually quite busy.

Wonderful

Kool_Kat...allow it mate...Athena's just letting of a bitta steam...ain't no harm done Athena...still kicking my young friend...left a lil somin' somin' in your inbox for ya' Lulla...bingo!...got your game plan sussed baby!...made it your business to rile our resident fuddy duddies huh?...guess everybody's gotta have a role! --------- ...And whether or not it's clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

All four? :eek: Does the term lamb to the slaughter ring a bell? Here's hoping you don't become fodder for the likes of He Who Cannot Be Mentioned and his ever faithful crew of dabadhilifs. The Cat does not relish seeing blood on the carpet...but I fear it is inevitable on this occasion...I take it you've had your rabies shots?...might need it after they're done I've sent up a silent prayer on your behalf my child...when it's all over...I shall be in attendance with bandages and antiseptic cream -------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my padded cell.

^^ ...a belated wlc Chick...cool edition to the family...and nice lil light moment there. Be seeing ya' round. --------- Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my cell.

Jaber You're taking the castration thing literally...I believe the article suggested that it was political removal of power rather than actual physical castration! The plausibility of physical castration of a whole society seems absurd to me...how realistic is that?...just another tactic to show that women in power become *monsters*. It's a deep rooted fear isn't it?...that the female hates the penis and all it's supposed mythical powers and somehow wants to take it away! It's a very old and well established idea though...and forms the core arguement for such esteemed phychologists as Freud...the father of all "shrinks"...the old bird blamed most feminine complexs on penis envy!...SHIDH...that really is unbelievable. Case of projecting your own failures onto others methinks...Female Genital Mutilation is still common in our homeland to this day...so who's the real monster here? --------- What's the difference between fiction and reality?...fiction has to make sense.

"Anti somali women"...big *Sigh* from the Cat...not yet more spam...SHIDH! Haven't been training with He Who Cannot Be Mentioned by any chance 'ave ya'? ---------- And remember...be careful out there.

Young impressionable girls offer a ripe opportunity for an exercise in brain-washing...an inexperienced and uncertain girl is easier to "rear" to specific requirements than an older more self-confident woman. A mature woman with all her acquired experience is liable to have the unfortunate side-effect of being more demanding, with greater expectations - not so good for the ego. A younger more adoring version...can offer a soothing balm to the ego that an older woman just isn't able to provide...it's a chance to recapture lost youth...and to show that he's still got it. Middle age crisis at it's worst! Just a humble opinion. ----------- Science without religion is lame...religion without science is blind - Albert Einstein.