Another "Xaliimo" reporting in. Cat is pleased to see everyone back so promptly and posting away. I pay particular respects to Canbaro. I was sad to hear at one point that you might be leaving us, excellent to see you about babe. Keep it up, gotta keep the London front strong ya' know. legend, bet you loved it here, and are queueing at the home office as we speak, little hat in hand, begging for permission to stay and hang out with the cali baysteens you secretly adore. Buckets indeed! What's wrong with 'em? No self respecting somali bathroom is without one. Use 'em meself! Gives us that touch of home.

Great topic!...the first titles that come to mind are my favourites...but that isn't the question...hmm tricky...naming a song that actually describes my own state of affairs...difficult! Maybe Saynab Cige's Nafta/ruxii comes the closest at the moment...will have to give it some more thought. English songs are passionless when it comes to romance...they don't speak to me as much as the somali numbers...well....maybe Enrique's Hero is an exception

They say imitation is the highest form of compliment. I think that's the more positive perspective anyway. Looks as though you're already doing what you can to control the situation. I'd keep up with your efforts, taking care not to hurt the poor darling's feelings. It's not as though she's doing anything malicious. Women do worse things to each other. Relax and enjoy it. I personally never had the pleasure of being in that situation...would be over the moon if I were!...huge ego trip or what! I'd be jealous if I didn't have you beat already. I think I have a stalker. I luv it...pure bliss! I milk it for all it's worth!

What a totally odd situation! I see some posters seem to think that the best friend entering into this situation will mean her use and exploital as nothing more than a babie-making machine. I have to disagree. This doesn't necessarily have to be the case. I'm no expert, but I'd think that under islam, the second wife is entitled to all the rights and respects afforded to the first, sometimes even having priority i.e. if she bears children. I wouldn't be too hasty to dismiss her as a hopeless victim. Having said that, and speaking purely for myself, my first instinct would be: What're you nuts??? Followed by: Ick!!! And might I also add: ewwwww!!! Talk about bringing that friendship to a whole new intimate level. Shidh! I most definately would not want to think about that at the dinner table.

I get on my knees and thank allah daily that I do not have to deal with those things. I mean, the sight of some of these girls when they're running for the bus is unbelievable! The indiginity of it! They probably hurt like hell too. The Cat's figure, in terms of the twins, is similar to that of a pre-pubescent boy. And I revel in it! I don't think I could give up sleeping on my belly every evening

Baashi...many thanks for the kind words. I personally consider you to be SOL's voice of reason. The place would not be the same without you. And if I wasn't already promised to Lakkad, I would have to make you my new guy.

^^ Hey! Take it easy on us. We ain't that bad!

Originally posted by raula: 3. Gals at the same time...think that Iam not feminine enuf-coz I dont nug..excessively.. "Nug"...I'm not familiar with this. Must be some kind of yank terminology. Any chance you can fill us in?

London is sooooo behind.

^^ Wise words dear one. Having given the matter some deep consideration. I believe I've grown quite used to the "Blasphemous Pig" designation after all. Things just wouldn't seem right without it. I would miss it dearly if I didn't hear it anymore So I will honour my Cat heritage and keep the Furry One...but what would she be without a twist of "blasphemous pig" for good measure eh ...the Wild Cat has so many cherished memories connected with it. Who could forget the insults, the flames, the habaar?...*sigh* ah yes...those were the good times. I love you all Oh and this one goes out to my Kool comrade in arms: MEOW! MEOW!...We are Cats. Hear us roar!...All hail the feline family! ----------- And remember...be careful out there.

OG_Moti..."A psycho, a female, a lover & kills for fun"...niiiice! I think I like this movie. Legend of Zu...Zu warrior, there is nothing I would like better than to stick to my feline persona. Unfortunately, some people here persist in confusing me with that most detestable of creatures - the Pig. This is unacceptable to me. I think it is best I leave the animal kingdom altogether. Wild knows when to throw in the towel. *nods mournfully* Baashi...I had seriously been considering Headcase. Think of the entertainment value man. I believe I would make a most proficient Headcase. Lakkad...We are indeed as one my love and shall never be separated. On this I swear. Where I go, you go. Be it sane, off our rockers certifiable or anything in between. Lulla...My split-personality disorder means that I have a plethora of personalities at my disposal. The difficult part will be picking out which one to present to my nomads. Ameenah...Do not fret luv, you are too cute to be eaten. You may soon be able to alay those fears anyway. I am at present debating whether to abandon my Cat heritage completely in order to please my fellow nomads. Much to my regret, some of them seem to have taken a severe dislike to the Cat. This is why I am giving everybody a say. >>>>> Those who wish it can now air their views on how they want the poster formerly known as Wildcat7 to behave. This is the place where opinions will be heard. Feel free to make further suggestions to the list of characters I already have.

The time has come for me to decide which way I should take my SomaliaOnline career. I am going to work on a new reputation to replace the existing "Blasphemous pig". As fond as I was of the title, I think The Cat could do with a new role. But I can't decide - there are so many different types of people on this board, and they all have their advantages. [*]Master spammer - With this new identity, I shall fill not just general, but all the forums with many meaningless, empty posts, thus annoying everybody except my fellow master spammers. [*]Grumpy oldie - I shall disappear for six monthes, only to return and loudly complain in every post about how the newbies have taken over, how today's moderators don't know what they are doing, and how things were better in the old days. [*]Indignant poster - I shall post once or twice a month, loudly complaining that spam is a Great Evil, and that spammers should all Get Lives. I shall generously intersperse my posts with plenty of these: :rolleyes: in the meantime posting my own threads that probably should be classified as spam, and earning myself points with spam haters. The plus side to this is that I score points with Admin. [*]Suufi - I shall abandon General altogether and move into the Islamic forum, which I shall claim as my new empire. From this forum, I shall gradually post seemingly intelligent, content-filled threads designed to get everyone else to think I know what I am talking about. Then, I use my mighty influence to bash other forum users at will. The upside to this is that I can cause trouble and not be warned because I am after all a jolly good fellow. [*]Headcase - Following in the great tradition started by Taqwa, and followed by such esteemed posters as X-Playa, Mohamedj and so forth. I shall abandon all pretence at sanity and post strange, irrational, badly-worded posts all obsessed with misogyny, tribalism and my own twisted take on islam. I could perhaps even vary my Headcase type. For example, for a few weeks I could post in ALL CAPS. Then for the next few weeks, I post long and detailed, but wholly unbelievable stories about my life. Then for a few weeks begin to include the word "excellent" in every post but always spell it "HeKcellent" and ignore all efforts to correct me. Stuff like that. [*]Evil moderator - I shall become a moderator through perfectly legitimate means and start warning people for the slightest infractions, thus earning myself a 100 post thread dedicated to kicking me out, and a permanent place in this board's history. [*]Good moderator - Like the evil moderator only without the many many warnings and the vitriolic kick-her-out threads. However, at the end of my tenure, I get to throw a wobbly and vow to give my allegiance to our mortal enemy, *spit* Somalinet. As you can see, the choices are endless...help me pick will you...what reputation should I give myself?...I'm thinking Headcase would be the most amusing for others but Evil moderator would be the most rewarding for me And as par course for a Wildy post, here's the prerequisite DISCLAIMER: You have been warned. A sense of humour is required for this thread. This is just a fluffy little piece courtesy of The Furry One. It has NOT, I repeat NOT been designed to offend anybody. ------------ And remember...be careful out there.

Khayr...I don't believe you used the wrong anology at all...it was perfect...anologies are used simply as a way of getting your point across easier...and that's what yours did...and very well too. Forget the anology if it disturbs you and address the point directly...which is Somali males make very little attempt to appear muslim...that's the bottom line right? Fascinating point!...(just went and rated ya' a top nomad ) I hear you on this one brother Khayr...I've come across people who make it a point to lecture me in a very superior all knowing tone about the horrors of not wearing full hijab...while they themselves are wearing the latest form fitting Levi's...and displaying their little lunchboxes for all to see...all the while feeling it perfectly natural to ask about my state of dress...ah the sheer absurdity of it all!

A beautiful and touching plan Hibo...sounds so good in theory...but I think a lot of us would have difficulties executing it...I know that I would...to be faced with such blatent disrespect and to then calmly come back with a kind gesture...wow...pious doen't even cover it. You'd need to be a woman in complete cotrol of her emotions to carry that one off...not to mention very very comfortable in her own skin...because this action requires that she play a subservient role...any woman who has an ounce of pride would never consider it...no girl wants to think of herself as a whipped little woman. I agree with Chick on this...well said sweetie...if the guy is worth it...hey why not?...but if the deal is that she's the one who's forever and a day required to be patient while he continues to take liberties...then it's no deal...that ain't a marriege...that's a mother/child relationship at best...and master/servant at worst.

We are cats...hear us roar! MEOOOOOOOOOW! MEOOOOOOOOOW! Kool...LOL ...I think I like this!...this could work as our new official chant.

Kool...one of the things your latest admirer counts against you is the negligible misspelling in your signature of Plato - who he now thinks is a cartoon...you might wanna point out these little babies of his: Dont - correct spelling don't...notice the apostrophe. tobic - did you mean topic? informattion - only one T dear. stoped - stopped...now you can use a double letter. refernce - reference? becaus - because? presumtpion - presumption? disrespectfull - disrespectful...only one L dear. inteliible - intelligible...LOL! this word more than all the others needs to be spelt correctly! "pince of salt" - pinch of salt? I could go on but I'm tired...all this...not to mention countless grammatical violations which would take all night to sort out. Let's be more generous to our friend than he was to you and give him the benefit of the doubt by pretending those babies up there were just some random typing errors of the type that happen to everyone...rather than maintaining that his spelling is abysmal, as we could easily do. Strange how someone who makes so many basic mistakes himself feels confident enough to attack others over something he himself is guilty of...reeks of the pot calling the kettle black. I'm not making claims to being the greatest typist myself...and I don't like to do this to someone...but his smug, superior attitude is getting on my nerves...*************EDITED**********...and quick...he seems to have it out for the ladies for some unexplained reason...first it was Wildy who was the subject of an unprovoked attack...now it seems it's your turn Kool...what is this?...some sort of vendetta against the cat family? BTW...you handled that with a certain style babe...nice one His first mistake was to think he could take on the furry ones...it should be quite clear by now that you can't get away unscathed --------------- And remember...be careful out there.

Well if we're speaking literally here...I'm guessing it might have something to do with the somali female's lack of a certain essential little component located in the downtown area.

Hooyo and Chick...been there with me huh...absolutely mortifying experience eh. :confused:

Originally posted by TRIPLE S: IS READ THE TOPIC AND HAT TO ASK HOW MANY OF YOU RECKON THAT YOU COULD: A.FIND THAT GUY/LADY? B.GET THAT GUY/LADY? C.ASSUMING THIS PERSON WAS A COMPLETE STRANGER....HOW WOULD YOU GET A DATE + NUMBER?(NONE OF THAT FAKE PLAYER B.SH@T) Good point...that's the hard part ain't it...for a start...you better be able to cover that list yourself...this paragon of perfection ain't gonna go for the little nobody in the corner over there...he/she is probably spoiled for choice...with propositions for all sorts of things coming at them from left right and centre. Finding perfection has its own problems. ------------- And remember...be careful out there.

Originally posted by candy: Sorry,but can u translate the word "SEXY" in somalie please, so that I can answer ur question. Soo jiidasho...or for the cruder definition - wasability...take your pick.

Guys who grab their crotch on a regular basis...WTF!?!...will someone please explain to me what the hell that's all about...I can just about deal with bopping, the trousers halfway down the ass and all that other jazz...but this...it's tantamount to social suicide as far as I'm concerned.

Oh dear god! :eek: ...that was a classic...I don't believe it happened though...why?...cos any normal human being would be shocked...not to mention completely embarrassed at seeing such a thing...but you're telling us you had the presence of mind to sit there and actually question the girl about her habits...unbelievable...you're bloody worst than she is. Speaking of which...I remember reading an illuminating little piece in a women's magazine...something about how they had actually worked out through sales that one in four women in the UK owns a dildo...I don't know what to make of that... and how this corresponds to Somali women I'm not quite certain...I suspect though that if you dig around in enough closets...you'll find some interesting accessories. Me personally...I'm frightened...they look pretty dangerous...a girl could do herself an injury with one of those. --------------- Never underestimate the value of a lunatic.

Originally posted by BARWAAQO: MEEEEEOOOOOW! Hey...that's my line!

This question is just begging us all to be vain ain't it?...but it's fun...I think I like my EARS the best...and if I notice a guy has nice ears I'm a gonner...I actually find myself fondling them sometimes...I guess you could say I have an ear fetish.

^^...Agreed...if you've got everything going for you...I'm not about to hold your age against you...besides there are fringe benefits...the younger the fitter I say...plus you can mold him to exactly how you like instead of having to deal with used goods...bring on the bambinos.