pucca! what about KLEENEX? for your dareer,iyo sniff snifftaada.Duuflay waxiid! here +****!

I got introduced to shisha, am not too crazy about it, but i would smoke it again if i had the chance, nothing wrong with it, but am hearing now women who smoke shisha are bad and blah blah blah, i've seen so many muslim men smoking shisha, why can't i smoke it? it doesnt change me, ! is it haram?

Great! applaus !what about the lil things! who will thank them? Thank you ORBIT GUM: for good clean feeling no matter what! my UGGS BOOTS:it did wonders for my feets this year,thank you i wanna thank my CAR ,for not letting me down this winter, yeaaaaaay! I want to thank THERESA!!, Theresa is the ex-girl friend of my drunken neighbor, she left him ,and why i care,well,lets just say ...peace has returned, no more noise!no more fight...i can sleep.

mahadsaniid, shukran,Merci beaucoup,Asante, Muchas gracias,Arigato,Cheers,toda, xie xie ! you got the point WHO DO YOU WANT THANK? I want to thank my mother!, oh my mother, strong minded, incredible soul, it would take 200 years to be half of what she is, my bestfriend she is, but she is my mom. I wanna be like you hoyoo,,Janaad allah kaa waraabiyo",I thank you first Allah ...for giving her to me! ( i thanked both my parents today for being such great rolemodels)

I really wanna purchase that "caudalie products the "vinoperfect radiance serum, tell me is it good, does it really work, and can i buy it here in the states, where do they sell it,we have mall of america here ,am suppose to find anything here,,let me know plz.

ahahahahhahaahahh ahhahahahahhahahah,,are you dumb are you dumb,,,,am dead ! my brother would love this one!

I voted or CC, she is smart, funny,and a great topic starter! Go! C>>>C!

LILY! are you pms'ing! take a deepbreath.........! exhale!

Tip 201:B4 applying makeup ask your self, where are you going,? wedding,work,workout,or just wondering around? once you figure out, TIP 202, WEDDING: SHINE, more shine work out: nude and a lipgloss work: simple and natural, wondering around: same as wedding , you never know who you will meet around the corner. ....do you guys feel naked without your mascara? ..

what!,OMG, subxannalaah! waa'laa'ba'Ey! is this legal!

Ladies how do you fix pms problem , I mean i get depressed around that month. Is this gonna go away on its own, the mood swings, does it getter better as you get older? what is it?

music makes you loose control!

I like somalimen,period,! i love my brothers

CC and Ebert call this.."jecel-energy-dumis"! Ayaada:"I wish you were here Asaaga: "just imagine am with you now, holding you,come close to the phone toghter: eyyylove youuuuuuu! Tomorrow:" " 3years:you still havent seen each other I think! (now! dont attack me) Mostly low self esteem ppl do these sorta--things...go out--meet a real person,, (dont give me that love at first sight and phone love?)bullshid! YOu know me when we spend.... morning happyhour night afternoon,bad hair day, good hair day, no makeup day ,payday,brokeday,saleday,new year,,eid,buffetday meet sister day,meet the friends day,Vday,sickday,pms day,car-broke-down-give-me-yours day,its raining-boring-day,i wanna fart day,i can eat in front of you day(and finish the plate too) bbbbbbbbbbasically spend many days face to face b4 one can actually know the person and fall in love ! wink wink

3 types of somali men ...ladies beware Mr.Mack: Don't let the name fool you in fact Mr.Mack doesn't get no play what so ever he just tries his best. He give's "dressing for the occasion" a whole new meaning LoL... With his Pink blazer suit and red hot pant's his ready to roll. Mr.Mack can be sighted at all the latest Jam's and Wedding's(latest encounter The eid jams) bustin the same dance style since 86'(the moon walk) They say you could tell how old someone is by the way they dance but Mr.Mack has me completely lost LoL. Although Mr.Mack is at every jam and wedding his only blingin on two certain day's the 15th or the 30th(first and last of the Month)hmmmmmmm.. you be the judge. Poor Mr.Mack his been miserable ever since the civil war broke out because his wife Sacidyo Shalango left him with the kid's and ran off to London with the dahab. He is what you would call an unfit parent for Christ sake who would take their kid's to a club LoL now that's uncalled for. Mr.Mack is said to be in his late 40's even though he doesn't look it he has beautiful hair long thick and curly LoL (just the way I like it) I could tell Mr.Mack his been Visiting our friend Mr.Rogaine lately (Rogaine-Hair Club for Men). Mr.Mack hit's on every tom dick and hairy in hope's of finding that special xalimo who could spark up his love life once again (sponsor him and his children and collect welfare). Independent Man: In the word's of Nakarumo "Go on wheet yuu baad seelif booyyyyyyyyyy"Go on wit yo bad self boy). Independent Man has everything going on for him the clothe's(Borrowed it from daahir daba taag) shoe's (ciis cagarooti) Car's(faysal mijo hooto's rental for the week) and last but not least the house(lease singed under Sharmarke Shaarbo tiibishiyo name). Even though none of the thing's are really his he know's how to supply himself with necessities' doesn't he LoL come on does it really matter how you get your's as long as your getting it LoL I think not!. Independent Man doesn't really have a stable life style he moves from one house to another like a nomadic sheep herder sad isn't it (did you really think Sharmarke Shaarbo Tiibishiyo was going to let you live with him if didn't pay the rent lol the least you could do was pay for his Jaad).They say Man make's the money and that Money doesn't make the Man I'm just clueless as to what make's "Independent Man". Word of advise lay off the destiny's child it's got you thinking that could be all that you want to be which is not true because your a ryde or die qaxooti just like the rest of us LoL did you know that they were paid to say that crap on TV LoL.Independent man's rap The shoe's on my feet is ciis's the clote's i'm sportin is dahir's the car i'm drivin is faysal's it all depend's on me if i want it the house I live in is Sharmarke's Donut ***: LOLOL funny name huh..A donut *** is guy who is always' at the donut shop all day and night without having a drink of coffee LoL let me explain his taxi buddies' always' hassle him for a double double so being the nice person he is just buys it for everyone and by the end of the day his everyone's *** LoL. At time's he run's out of pocket money to pay for their drink's so they max out his credit card to buy and 89 Cent coffee (that's un humane LoL). His broke as usual and has no money to take the ttc so he ask's one of his taxi buddies' for a ride...They let him ride with them and turn on the meter LoL (now that's mean) if he doesn't have enough money they drop him off at another donut shop so he could be someone else's ***.

Ayeeyo and Awoowee will not get a divorce, Looks like they kissed and makeup, now lets talk about something else, how is the weather in your city. Its nice and sunny here today!.

Did he say he doesnt have a driver's license?

We are doing our best, right now grandpa is staying in anther house, with his oldest son and grandma is staying with us. We are doing our best, i will keep you guys informed. Lets think positive! and pray for my family. ....i dont know if its true but i over heard granpa wanting to get married to anther lady!

My grandparents are getting divorced, help!

aaaaaaaaaaahahhahaqaxaxxaxxqax! I never laughed so hard! am in tears! its funny,and bit scary!

anigaa waaa kaa cabasadaa..!

Why Ladys you wear dirac to everywhere, like the malls and government offices, on the streets,,they go on date with dirac! Dirac is for wedding(not all wedding) though.

I will read alot of quran,,thanks!

CCdef-, CC def-, CC def-... CC definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they know me Comin' to SOL just to get know me (Hey cc) I'm the C to the R, Y S,,T, the A the L And can't no other lady make it CLEAR like me.

This girl said she has ROOXAAN" what is that? I got scared and i decided never to go near her, Can her "ROOXAAN" like me, or do harm on me,,shes wierd and kookoo! Please give me the scoop on this. what about siixiir! how can one do siixiir on me, if i dont go near'em. or can they?