Ladies, I am jealoussss! when i go to the city, i see all these ladies and they all WHITE!!, am like is that you "Halimo"?, but! but,,but,,how?,,i mean, you used to be darker than me" girl! whats your secret.? .... Am a brown skin chick, (somali color)and i want to make my self lighter. Does anyone know the stuff to use. I really wanna have a lighter complexion like Beyonce iyo, "Halimo-face-off". I was told there is stuff to mix. what works, what doesnt , i dont want my face to be messed up, i just want to be lighter.

Haaa haaaaaaaaaaachew! excuse me! its kind'of dusty up in here! please leave your shoes outside. tanag you!

Do you have a problem or you have habit.? arguing BBC being a bad listener being a know-it-all being anxious being critical being jealous being lazy being shy belching bragging caffeine addiction chemical abuse chewing tobacco chewing with mouth open chronic lateness complaining coughing cracking knuckles cursing depression( saying you drepressed all the time) drinking alcohol drinking coffee drinking soft drinks eating chocolate eating junk foods eating meat eating sugar eavesdropping exaggerating excess use of over the counter medicines excessive throat clearing feeling stressed fidgeting fighting flaking out flatulance freeloading gambling getting angry gossiping grinding teeth insomnia interrupting kissing and telling lip biting littering marijuana use masterbating masturbation monopolizing the conversation nail biting nail clipping in public name dropping nose picking one-upmanship over eating overeating overspending panicking paltalk paying the bill late pencil chewing popping gum porn addiction premature ejaculation procrastinating procrastination shoplifting slicing a golf ball smoking smoking weed snoring SOL speeding spitting stealing stop lying sugar cravings swearing tailgating taking drugs talking during a movie talking on a cell phone at an inappropriate time talking on A cell and never hanging up tapping pencil, fingers, etc. thumb sucking using artificial sweetners whining working too hard worryin AND LAST AND NOT LEAST WE ALL SOMALIANS HAVE THIS ONE...CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS......let it be your homework..i will get back to you guys with the answer , but i would love to know what yall think it is.

You got issues blue! huff hufffaaaaaaaaachew! excuse me.

Somali men piss me off, honestly! what is wrong with somali men. Dont get me wrong i cant live with out a somali man , they are every where, my dad , brothers,uncles,next door farah i grew up with, and i cant seem to stop complaining about'em. Respect us, love us,show us, be there for us. we are tierd! tierd! so tierd.Please stop stop ,,stoppppp hurting us and bring games to a somali sister. we are yours sisters, mothers,daughters,,eedo,,habaryar,ayeeyo,,your sisters friend,,your brothers wife,,next door halimo you grew up with. who is gonna treat us right if you guys wont> am single and i need a man, i don;t want to end up with ajanabi man,,nor do i want end up with,, "qasaro farah" who doesnt know how to treat a sista.

I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously ******, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means...."Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas." "Woman driver." Really means...."Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures, and has a better driving record than I have." "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means...."As long as you don't expect me to paint it. In which case I like the color it is NOW nust fine." "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really mean....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling. "Good idea." Really means...."It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating." "Have you lost weight?" Really means.... "I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill." "My wife doesn't understand me." Really means...."She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them." "It would take too long to explain." Really means...."I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means...."The batteries in the remote are dead." "I got a lot done." Really means...."I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture." "We're going to be late." Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means...."I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972." "You cook just like my mother used to." Really means...."She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means...."I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means.... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means...."Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means...."I forgot our anniversary again." "You expect too much of me." Really means...."You want me to stay awake." "It's a really good movie." Really means...."It's got guns, knives, blood, fast cars, and Heather Locklear." "That's women's work." Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless." "Will you marry me?" Really means...."Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "Go ask your mother." Really means.... "I am incapable of making a decision." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means...."I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address and eye color of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means...."The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "Football is a man's game." Really means...."Women are generally too smart to play it." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means...."I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt." "I do help around the house." Really means...."I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely cueless." "What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me at?" "What do you mean, you need new clothes?" Really means...."You just bought new clothes 3 years ago." "She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means...."She refused to make my coffee." "But I hate to go shopping." Really means...."I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse." "No, I left plenty of gas in the car." Really means...."You may actually get it to start." "I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means...."I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, pre-evolutionary companions." "I heard you." Really means...."I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means...."I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "You look terrific." Really means...."Oh, God, please don't let her try on one more outfit. I'm starving." "I brought you a present." Really means...."It was free ice scraper night at the ball game." "I missed you." Really means...."I can't find any clean socks, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means...."No one will ever see us alive again." "We share the housework." Really means...."I make the messes, she cleans them up." "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means...."I'm starting to like you more than my truck." "I recycle." Really means.... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties." "Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means...."Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?" "It sure snowed last night." Really means...."I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now." "It's good beer." Really means...."It was on sale." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means...."I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help." "I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means...."If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one." "I broke up with her." s Really means.... "She dumped me." "I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means...."Let's go someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

AAAStupid somali men! you cant live with them and you cant live with out them.

Training courses available for men 1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference! 6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I 7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II 8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore! 9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In 10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In 11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink 12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels! 13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run Out of Toilet Paper! 14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill 15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts 16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware 17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel! 18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means 19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut 20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall under the "Action/Adventure" Category 21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote 22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh 23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet 24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed 25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It! 26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty 27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them 28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime 29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

What not to talk about on a first date: • "Diseases or illnesses, obsessive behavior, friends in jail." • "Exes." • "Medical problems that mean he can't have children. (It happened. Honest.)" • "Bodily functions." • "Details about failed personal relationships." • "How much you hate your family." • "How you were dumped by all your former girlfriends." • "Politics, religion or sexuality." (Jeez, tough customer.) • "Family problems." • "Your favorite sexual positions." • "Past boyfriends, past dates, dead cats, negative ideas." • "Cars. Some guys can talk about their goddamn vehicle for hours." (I hear ya, Unless you're a car freak too, car talk is boring!) • "How much money you make or spend." • "Financial difficulties." • "How I should run my life, according to you!"

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." qax qax qax