Zafir

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  1. Originally posted by Che-Guevara: Qat doesn't cause mental illness, but it does give you wings. Namaste Puuja Jee Wings indeed.
  2. Is Cajeelo/laxuux bread horte?
  3. Ng, If you call that a song, you're one sick puppy wallee. I was thinking it a kitty lullabie up until I seen a little girl kissing a horse. I just can’t believe you had the civility to say this song has nice lyrics, what lyrics? Even fitty cents has better lyrics then this James dhuuude. Ps: white people make me sick!
  4. Rubbish?? The most informative topic up in this joint more like.
  5. Originally posted by Khayr: quote:Originally posted by Zafir: In that line of thinking, if one is committing adultery one should murder too?? Please explain your 'flawful' logical fallacy aka Red Herring How does a European Casino Manager make a statement about "Muslim Values" when his azz is managing a Casino in Muslim Land. I despise when people ask the obvious, but I’ll give you a chance just this once kheyr. How can I put this is a simplistic form so I won’t have to do anymore explaining, hmm, I am thinking and thinking (can you smell the rubber ?) Yipi yayoyee, I got it! Let’s assume that you were an Arab working in Donald trump’s casino in Los Vegas and you had to introduce Arabian Hooters (wearing hijabs ande the whole nine) to their customs. News paper journalist asked you, what you have planed for this transition. What would you say? [Edit] I see Ngonge has already answer ya.
  6. In that line of thinking, if one is committing adultery one should murder too??
  7. Zafir

    HINDI FANS

    Best Indian picture I seen growing up was Kabhi Kabhi.
  8. Dharamendra was the Indian Chuck Norris from back in the days right? Ngonge, so the 70’s were your prime days? I used to like Madhuri Dixit.
  9. Zafir

    CV/Resume

    ^Somalis and Arabs have one thing in common in Peacoow mind, they both are the enemy of gardeners and gardens. persue something else sister.
  10. So, blacks are the enemy of Arabs. Interesting.
  11. Not liking Zafir means not liking Zafir's Mother, what did this poor woman ever do to you Xan? I won't tell her you said that, because I don't want my mother to have a heart attack. I will save you some dignity in front of her eyes for in my eyes you're mean, very mean. I almost want to cry right now
  12. True, My mother would never allow it.
  13. because, you're a fat A$s.
  14. Zafir

    Awguuriyo

    JB, You lucky bas-tard you, you got hitched to Munira?? Who fixed you up? Tell me, tell me now. Oh yeah, I have to say congrats don't I? Well Congrats, But, i don't mean it.
  15. Naden, Don't be ashamed, you are not alone dear. 80's Shows: 21 Jump street Cosby show Wonder years Knight Rider ---------- Music: Duran Duran Guns N Roses Michael Jackson Nirvana Def leppard Metallica -------- Comic books: Donald Duck Archie's Batman Superman I have this oe picture of me wearing spandex, I laugh every time I see that picture. I remember phrases like "ta-tas, lame, s-kank" I was one weird kid back then. It all changed when I was sent to Somalia.
  16. ^ OMG...Yes! They all look like that, you don't worry kiddo.
  17. ^ You are the offspring of German grandparents, stop asking us these silly questions. You are Not black, you are Somali.
  18. ^ You my dear, are definitely N-person. P, You need a check up from the neck up, you are sick. Btw, do you have a snooze button? I am A-person my self, but without my daily nap in the late afternoon I am really a X-person.
  19. ^If either of the paths I follow Takes your fancy and delights your heart, Or even if you cannot bear to lose The entertainment I provide, Then come to me along the path - You're free to make a choice! Cara, you deserve so much more, be a god-mother to my son, he will graduate university one day, you know.
  20. JB, are you saying L.O.Z is our own Ron Jeremy? Neetto mosquito!! Ng, I remember that day. I remember my Xeedho, I struggled so hard against the that silly string, when I finally couldn’t figure it out, my older brother came over to help me dismantle my manikin bride while I stood there watching him take the whole thing apart. My bride’s potty mouth uncle goes “ Waar, kani bay aheyd in aan gabadha siisano” no one laughed, awkward silence rushed the entire basement. I almost wanted to sing [oknodku roobka ma daayoo] , I wanted to run to far far away land, I wanted to hide my face from the camera and wipe off that fake smile. As if all that weren’t embarrassing enough, my brother goes “ he is a virgin, he don’t know anything” and it was horrible, horrible experience, anyways I hate Xeedhos, I think they are degrading to women.
  21. Dude, Kim huang went back to beijing four months ago. Chub, I accept your apology, but I am afraid I can’t accept your nails, I just can’t. And because I don’t know them that well.
  22. Me, Dude, you didn’t even ask me what sort of things I like in a partner. I want a woman like Cara, why, because of what I have seen her do. Last summer when Che sprained his leg in the soccer field, she ran across the field picked him up in her arms all the way to the parking lot, into her car and off to ER. You see, that’s the kind of woman I want. A total picker upper.
  23. The comment about uncut nails has put me in a miserable place, really. Info that I really need not want to know.
  24. What I totally don’t get, is this holding hands in the streets business?? Miyeey kala lumaayaan hadeysan gacmaha is gashan?
  25. ^My, thank you. That's exactly what my grandfather said to me.