^LOL..Qudbata is your only remedy, you qabiilist.

Hope your having the time of your life, awesome pictures, keep them coming Val.

I am feeling little jealous reading what some your tribes’ folks done some of you. Let me tell you folks what my qabiil has honestly done for me. Where do I begin? Oh yeah, I am thinking this is when it all began, I think I was sixteen. Well, one day me and my 13 year’s old little brother were walking back from the grocery store carrying all these bags. When, this Somali lady driving down the street pulled over asked us “where we lived?” After we told her, said “she has seen my little brother with her nephew once before, and besides she was heading the same way and offered us a ride.” We hopped in the car, after brief niceties, she asked what qabiil we healed from? I told her the tribe name of my father, while simultaneously my little brother replied this other tribe name, a total shocker on my end, this kid was paying attention to the wrong party I thought. After this little misfortune, the lady concluded that we were what she called “Sheegato” pretenders. We look nothing like the tribes we have claimed to be, we got lectured on lying and pretending to be different tribes for rest of the way home, we just did what any red blooded youngsters would have done, we rocked our heads to the beats of “yes Eedo, you’re right Eedo” But, by far the greatest thing my tribe has done for me, was when about three years ago, my cousins and bunch of other men I didn’t know came over to my house and tell me Mr. so & so had died leaving six young children and their my mother, That we had to support these poor innocent children and their mother. No hesitation I wrote them a cheque and off they went. Eight months later I come to find out that the whole thing was a scheme, and that the proceedings went to buying weapons for the tribe. I didn’t sleep for two days, a month later I came to find out that they were having one of their tribal meetings, what do you know? I went there, told my story, called the men that conned me everything in in-between lousy losers to lunatics and demanded a refund. How shameful were my cousins? Very doesn’t define it now, did I get my refund? Damn right I did. Clearly, without my tribe I am Fredo.

^ I no scared of you.

You're the Kayzer Soze of suspects JB.

Kamsuumo

LoL..Funny thing is they all clap for the security guy.

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Originally posted by Xanthus: ^^Chances are if she slept with him, she would sleep with others, wedding vows or not! ducks You're so wrong, it isn't funny. What you kindly left out in that reasoning is the fact, when they commenced this relationship, his motives were to only practice the art of kissing and she ended up sleeping with him. Hence, she will sleep with others, wedding vows or not!

LOL. How nice of this Pope.

The Roman Catholic Church has revised its teaching on one of the major concepts of limbo, as Pope Benedict approved a church report Friday that said there are "grounds for hope" that unbaptized babies can go to heaven. The limbo of children is traditionally defined as the state of permanent exclusion from heaven for babies who die without being freed from original sin through baptism, although there is no formal Catholic doctrine. The Pope, a respected theologian before his election as pontiff, approved the findings of the International Theological Commission that limbo reflected "unduly restrictive view of salvation." The commission's long-awaited 41-page document was released on Origins, the documentary service of Catholic News Service, the news agency of the American Bishop's Conference. "We can say we have many reasons to hope that there is salvation for these babies," the Rev. Luis Ladaria, a Jesuit who is the commission's secretary general, told the Associated Press. Source

Isn't it illegal? A leading Muslim spokesman said Islam says bride and groom should be virgins before marriage, but did not take a clear stand for or against hymenoplasties. Does this mean there is a loophole in the system?

PARIS, April 30 (Reuters) -- Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done. She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again. "I'm glad I had it done," said the woman, who spoke to Reuters on condition of anonymity. "I wanted to reconstruct part of my life, to reconstruct myself so that I could feel better about myself." This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France. No exact figures exist to say how many such operations are done, but the woman's surgeon says he gets three to five queries and performs one to three hymenoplasties each week. Demand has been rising for the past three or four years. Doctor Marc Abecassis, whose office is near the chic Champs Elysees, sees the rise in religion among France's five million Muslims fuelling this trend. His patients are between 18 and 45 years old, Muslim, born both in France and in North Africa. "Many of my patients are caught between two worlds," said Abecassis. They have had sex already but are expected to be virgins at marriage according to a custom that he called "cultural and traditional, with enormous family pressure". For this woman, the decision to have the surgery came after she broke up with a boyfriend who had pressured her into having sex. Unable to cope with breaking family tradition, she felt a hymenoplasty would help put her life back together again. Another of Abecassis' patients, a 22-year-old Algerian immigrant who asked to be called Karima, said most young women had the operation to respect their culture or family tradition, not for religious reasons. In fact, neither woman is a practising Muslim. They dress, speak and act like other young Parisians, but are also part of a growing silent group of women who juggle traditional Muslim and modern French values. All the women who spoke to Reuters did so condition that their identities not be revealed. DON'T DISAPPOINT THE FIANCE Karima also lost her virginity to an ex-boyfriend. She plans to marry soon and her fiance expects her to be a virgin. So last month, she commuted in from an eastern suburb of Paris, where she lives with her parents, and had the surgery. The next day she was back at work. "I don't want to disappoint my fiance," she said, adjusting her glasses and brushing her highlighted brown hair from her face. "I wouldn't have had the surgery if I hadn't met him." A leading Muslim spokesman said Islam says bride and groom should be virgins before marriage, but did not take a clear stand for or against hymenoplasties. "If someone committed a sin, the essential thing is to repent," said Lhaj Thami Breze, head of the Union of French Islamic Organisations. For many doctors, resewing the hymen goes against their ideals of sexual freedom and personal liberty. "The surgery is an attack on women's dignity," said Professor Jacques Lansac, president of The National College of Gynaecologists and Obstetricians of France. "We will not take part in a market that places value on the quality of a woman -- if she's good or not. It is an attack on women's liberty." Interesting article

^Tell that to Che and Puuja NOT ME.

Reading the books prevents French kissing one's self behind a mirror. Kissing is like turning a key into an ignition to get things in motion, if one doesn’t know how turn the key into the ignition, nothing will ever get started. In addition, you ladies should quit discouraging these young men, unless some you would like hosting a make out session for educational purposes only.

^^Doing it.

^Perhaps, the sustenance part came off as bit dramatic. But, to my defense, didn’t know how else to explain the joy of honeymoon to a young lady who dismisses the idea of it and has deprived her self of that joy. Besides, granny should have shared bits and pieces of her hey day stories with you.

Kudos, Roobleh. One must be knowledgeable in the art of kissing. Since, kissing is what gives meaning to intimacy.

^Ring?? Umm acceptable, I personally feel I am suffocating when I wear one. But, honeymoon? In the good old days, Somali men used to take their new brides on their shoulders to a deserted area, build new shelters and stay there until the faramaceesi is done. Don’t be so quick to dismiss the idea of a honeymoon, its right up there with every necessities of life sustenance.

Allah Yarxama.

LoL..Four women in one weekend?? Tad bit extreme, if you asked me. Though, she could have been one hungry woman.

I don’t get this, Sansaminia never hurt anyone.

I haven’t had chance to reply back, but, I have spoken to the Islamic lenders. So here is the deal folks, they would need the original loan no matter what. Their reasoning is, if you were to sell your house and make $60.00 on their $20.00 loan, they only want their $20.00 loan back and none of the profit. Legitimate agreement under the shari’a.

^Due to your Jump-ball no?? Where you been lately, Sire?

HARGEISA, April 19 (Reuters) - The Supreme Court in the self-declared republic of Somaliland has sentenced two men to be executed by firing squad for the murder of four foreign aid workers between 2003-2004, court officials said on Thursday. Despite relative stability in the breakaway enclave of north-west Somalia compared with the rest of the anarchic nation, the killings of the foreigners raised fears Somaliland might be becoming a base for terrorism. Italian aid worker Annalena Tonelli was shot dead in 2003, British teachers Richard and Enid Eyeington were killed in October 2003, and Kenyan aid worker Flora Chepkemoi was gunned down at a roadblock outside the capital Hargeisa in March 2004. Jama Abdi Ismail and Mohammed Ali Esse, both from Somaliland, were part of a group of eight men first sentenced to die in November 2005 by a lower court. But the Supreme Court, sitting in the Red Sea port town of Berbera, this week reduced the sentences of the rest of them to life imprisonment. "This will be the final verdict and there will be no appeal," said Supreme Court chairman Mohammed Esse Omane. He did not give reasons for the sentence reductions. Amid tight security in Berbera, Omane also sentenced 18 others to sentences ranging from 12 to 20 years for attempting to disrupt parliamentary elections in September 2005. If the sentences are carried out, Ismail and Esse will be shot in public. The last public executions in Somaliland were about two years ago. Somaliland declared independence from Somalia in 1991, but the world has Source